The Fuck On.

this thead is the best.

phosho

i watched the other guys last night. i laughed. it was loltastic. better than i thought it would be.

I watched Troll 2. It is awesomely horrible. Pretty epic lulz surround this movie.

i’m thinking today would be a good day to watch Spaced again.

cliffs?

simon pegg, nick frost, edgar wright. pre-shaun of the dead BBC sitcom that is absolutely brilliant.

ohkay!! will check this out.

oh hai pepsi!!

Red Carpet, i’m about to watch Star Trek (2009). Gonna be in tents.

i watched Devil last night. it was pretty good. i wasn’t anticipating a huge twist at the end and don’t really feel let down by it at all. had some interesting moments in it. quite enjoyable.

I went and saw that in the theater….not worth the 9 dorrors but still a decent movie.

hoe

i just watched Salt. i wanted to jerk off to Angelina but the story confused me so my penis went to sleep. then i watched The Crazies. it was meh also.

then i fucked my fleshlight.

I just pooped in my pants…..seriously

i don’t get what the point of the crazies was. it was long, boring and gay.

I have the crazies in my mailbox. i just dont know where that is at this time because i just moved.

watched this last night on the Blu. meh it was. i did like splosion.

i watched Frozen last night. If acting was better, movie would be better

you always say that. you said the same thing about the hunt for red october

got that in the instant queue. might watch tonight. or might rent devil

devil is ok actually. thought it was going to be worse than it ended up… kind of an entertaining notion.

the fuck off

it wasn’t horrible but it wasn’t as great as people make it out to be

i have zero interest in seeing it… so… the fuck on?

machete is up next…. then the other guys (cuz that movie makes me laugh way too fuckin hard)

Frozen wasn’t epic or anything…just something to watch on the instant queue that wasn’t bad.

the other guys was kinda lame

makes me laugh

machete is pretty crazy. over the top and crazy.

4sho

it was good for what it was worth

machete is pretty crazy. over the top and crazy.

4sho

ya it was. not bad. not as awesome as i’d hoped.

i watched Splice on Blu last night…..wow. That was some weird shit. It is by no means a great movie, it is just a little disturbing at parts. 7/10 bronze trophys.

i have no interest in that one.

Havent seen that one.

it gets kinda dirrtay.

watched "its complicated" tonight… not too bad…seems like an older people chick flick

young guns is on TV now! Awesome movie! billy the kid ftw!

entertaining movie. not as bad as i expected

movie was

sup bitches?

i have The Losers at my house…..maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow. who knows. wanna fight about it?

I fell asleep in that wannabe A-team movie…

i refuse to spend any money, bandwidth or time on that piece of shit. i won’t even sit through the trailer again.

sup bitches?

i have The Losers at my house…..maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow. who knows. wanna fight about it?

what’s it about? who’s in it? link a nga.

have not watched yet……

i tried to watch this drunk as fuck on night and i totally forgot what i was watching. Seriously i didnt know what the fuck was going on infront of my eyes.

have not watched yet……

meh. no interest.

I fell asleep during it.

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right now i’m watching too fat for 40. up after that… either salt, land of the dead or starchaser: the legend of orin

i’m about to fucking punch my computer screeen if my music keeps skipping.

Land of the dead was alright…for a movie with zombies that learn

are your speakers attached to your monitor? cause if not that wouldnt be nice.

no i’m listening through headphones, its not even a computer. It is a little system that is hooked up to a big server. Fucking shit sucks.

get an ipod?

yeah i’ve seen it. it’s just one of those movies that’s close to the top of a stack. i hate digging halfway through a stack to get something out so they slowly get shuffled around until i’ve gone through them all. haven’t gotten to scotland p.a., chapter 27 and the return just due to stack position

I need a new Zune….i cant put any more music on the one i have because it will Pull all of the music that is on it off.

dude i’ve got an mp3 player on my fucking phone. throw your zune in the garbage and get a real accessory.

RIP.

good night sweet prince

maybe i should watch FAQ about time travel. or blood into wine. hmmm. too many choices.

maynard magic

hey, what is ths.
ican’t see anythings in here

hey, what is ths.
ican’t see anythings in here

:smackbitchesface:

hey, what is ths.
ican’t see anythings in here

jesus fuck new kid. way to fuck up a thread.

the best part of paranormal activity was the chick’s tits. that was it. it would have been good if she’d been naked at least once. that movie sucked ballsacks. i do want the awesome piece of art that hangs over the couch. looks a lot like etchings of the lament configuration. fuckin thing doesn’t suck.

movie sucked way more than ballsacks. i didnt like it one bit

for real son. i was thinking about watching either catfish or the last exorcism today.

i’ll incept your fucking mailbox.

not seen it yet? i have on bluray

catfish was interesting if you dont get sucked into all the hype.

the last exorcism was ok but the finale was weak

bout to watch here soon

Inception was fucking in tents!!! Let me know whats up with RED. Kinda want to check it out.

red was awesomely fun. saw it in theaters and the whole audience was into it. lots of laughs. good time had by all. plus… helen mirren and a .50 cal. FUCK YEAH!.

devil is good too. at least i enjoyed it. then again i’ve enjoyed most of shamalman’s stuff. except the broad in the pond… that shit was fuckin dumb.

i think tonight i feel like…. mallrats or misery… made it into the M’s

i mean, misery has Kathy Bates……choice made

red was fucking stupid. if you like die hard movies, you’ll like red.

yeah but mallrats has michael rooker… you see my dilemma.

i do…..

i’m about to watch the first episode of "Breaking Bad" to see how it is and maybe watch more.

Will do.

red was awesomely fun. saw it in theaters and the whole audience was into it. lots of laughs. good time had by all. plus… helen mirren and a .50 cal. FUCK YEAH!.

devil is good too. at least i enjoyed it. then again i’ve enjoyed most of shamalman’s stuff. except the broad in the pond… that shit was fuckin dumb.

Misery was crazy

i didn’t think it was that bad but it wasn’t as good as i thought it would be

I just watched this. I enjoy. it.

Both were good.

watched Catfish the other night. that was pretty fucked up. after i threw in My Soul To Take… laughed a lot… Wes Craven still got it baby… still got it.

dennis hopper in blue velvet?

catfish was entertaining, although kindof predictable. I still can’t figure out why i liked My Soul to Take as much as i did

i just finished The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo… not bad. i hated reading for 2 hours and 20 minutes… but it was more entertaining than i’d thought. just waiting for the credits to finish then it’s on to The Girl Who Played With Fire.

so far the girl that played with fire isn’t as good… but there is a vicious axe attack… so…

just finished that trilogy a week or so ago. i actually like the second one better. its hard to judge the third movie since its more like part 2 of the second movie than its own film

it got way too dismal for me to want to carry through it. i felt like i was being punished for something having to sit through it. but thems the breaks i suppose.

watched the runaways after watching the first two resident evil movies. about to watch the runaways again. fuck that soundtrack is killer.

good night sweet prince.

i do miss the fun.

good night sweet prince.

i do miss the fun.

THE FUCK ON son… the fuck on.

on a completely unrelated note… last night i watched resident evil extinction and resident evil afterlife. i liked extinction better.

afterlife was such a piece of shit. no movie should have blown that much considering how high i was when i saw it

fuck you tubby. this is all because i said ICP was gay.

troof. afterlife was boring as balls. makes me want to be inceptioned in order to forget i saw it.

it is

baby…. babaaaaay…. c’mon now…. you know me.

i know, i’ll let it go this time.

k. do me a favor and stop moving japan.

i’m hungover as balls so it’s a lay in bed and watch shutter island kinda day. fucking tequila.

about to watch star wars: episode IV a new hope.

THE FUCK ON™

THE FUCK ON™ the bus

cause i am about to start DINO RIDERS…..and what

just started Ed Wood. just wanted to say…. tits.

THE FUCK ON™

the F*U*C*K* on, son. i’m gonna watch return of the jedi now. brblolomgwtfrofl.comorg

now i’m watching an evening with kevin smith 2: evening harder

might try to finish The Pacific tonight…but it is boring. Might have to send this shit back.

Drinking beer on the computer right now. NO KCUF EHT

after spending 4 and a half hours cataloging my dvd collection i discovered i’m missing almost 20 dvds. the fuck OFF. ex-gf’s for the fuckin lose.

i’m watching talladega nights.

Yep. I’m flying through the air this is not good.

THE FUCK ON

"Oh my god, do you know what time it is? Its time for a SEXY PARTY!!!"

the fuck OFF

you know you’re like a creepy little greeting card.

watching the dead zone lol

chris walken is teaching poe.

teach that shit! teach the fuck out of it son!

oh fuck milk truck out of fucking nowhere.jpg

i dunno why you gotta roll like that bro

I have 127 hours and the fighter for this weekend.

watched After.Life last night. cool flick. definitely worth watching. had a few moments. had a few moments: even one or two moments.

sup son

i think i should watch the Trotsky tonight. hopefully it doesn’t suck the FUCK on

it’s about movies you watched/plan to watch/don’t want to watch intermixed with the fuck on and whatever else.

2/22

i watched talladega nights recently and felt the same way

i recently watched After.Life with christina ricci, um… that fucking dude who was darkman… liam neeson and that g*y guy from zach and miri make a porno brandon st. randy or whatever his name is… that wasn’t too terrible. she was naked in it for most of the movie

assassination of a high school president was pretty funny too

back to the topic at hand…..

i just watched scream love that movie. now it’s time for scream 2! and likely after that i’ll polish off the trilogy with a vigorous round of masturbation followed by scream 3

just finished scream 2. i think it’s time to masturbate. then scream 3 and KFC.

its ok

pepsi loves me

ALSO I LOVE MOVIES. MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER WAS SNAKES ON A TRAIN.

fuck i haven’t seen that yet!

though i did just watch the trotsky and it was brilliant. fun as fuck. loved it.

oh sweet! thanks bro! now i can sleep at night.

Xbox 360 killer here.

oh and hai Lulz, long time no see your av and quote and make comments.

So this weekend at the theater I’ve seen this:

this:

and another movie called Kung Fu-ry that’s so obscure it’s not even on youtube.

THE FUCK OUT…

i mean on. hells yeah

i want to own this movie

If I got my ass beat by a guy as tall as a doorknob, I’d kill myself.

i was so high when i watched that video last night and i laughed sooooo fucking much

i think ima watch D.O.A. followed closely by Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid and finish it off with Flight of the Living Dead… which i’ve been procrastinating watching once more.

i started watching snakes on a plane again

D.O.A. is fucking awesome. i forgot how much I love Meg Ryan.

i might watch some Trailer Park Boys. yeah prolly that.

i dont know what the fuck you just said little boy

Possibly Steve Martin’s most brilliant movie.

fuck dude for real it’s my favorite steve martin movie. probably due in part to my favorite movie for years was the maltese falcon.

I haven’t seen any of the movies featured in DMDWP. I need to get caught up.

oh dude. seriously.

WAIT. PICK THAT UP.

But it’s all wet, and steamy.

I SAID PICK THAT UP.

WAIT. PICK THAT UP.

But it’s all wet, and steamy.

I SAID PICK THAT UP.

everytime i think of that movie i think of payamas

DON WORRY, SENOR REEGBY, I WILL WASH AND PRESS YOUR PAYAMAS FOR YOU!

Carlos is such a great character.

Please, Mr Riordan, it is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze plan to describe it.

I beg your pardon. But it’s also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out.

No, it is my right! We were able to dupe Dr. Forrest by posing as a humanitary organization, who planned to wipe out hunger, by ageing cheese faster.

But when your father finally saw what they were doing…

– he began to assemble lists of names of our agents…

– and seemed about to go to the FBI.

We were zerfore obliged to kidnap him, drug him ang bring him…

– here! First faking his death so there’d be no further investigation.

But vile testing ze mold on a small island nearby…

– cruise ship "Immer Essen" passed by. Some of the passengers saw the tiny island dissolve.

Zey were zerfore labeled "enemies" because of what zey haf seen. We had Walter Neff cancel all further tours and our…

<together> – friends systematically began to eliminate everyone who was on that cruise ship.

Schweinehund!

Jerk!

fuck. i should throw that in and watch it again.

I just watched Easy A. It was…. better than American Pie. Not as awesome as it might have been had there been more gratuitous cleavage shots… but… it was funny. Would watch again.

and now to show that i have absolutely no penis and labia where my balls would be… i’m going to watch You’ve Got Mail.

also i fingered your mom up the frog pond last tuesday.

nope

I just finished watching The King’s Speech. Good movie, but not best pic of 2010.

i watched skyline the other night and was not terribly impressed, but wasn’t terribly let down either. i think too many people expected something else from it.

taking a shit crew checking in!

fucking beef dip got me

two things.

1. i just jerked off.
2. i watched the social network tonight.

cumming was good. the movie was fucking boring. but my world isn’t based on facebook so… maybe i just missed the point of the movie, which seemed to be mark zuckerburg was a righteous dude who everyone tried to fuck in the ass.

i might jerk off again, since i’m awake.

trying to decide between watching zombieland or dead set

the fuck off son. I have been too busy playing mortal kombat to watch anything. crazyiknow

mortal kombat

i might need to get another one in before bed

deciding on if i should and what to do it to

I dare you to do it to this:

I dare you to do it to this:

us no subs can’t see that shit homie.

Thread title is "OT how stupid does my hair look?"

remind never to ask you to repost again

I used the word "dare" for a reason.

for some reason i assumed it was pancake tits again

I just put on Bicentennial Man. I loved the Asimov short story, but I don’t expect the movie to be anywhere near as good. Or even similar.

watching flight of the living dead. it just…. it just starts so bad. and then stays bad. i think it’s actually getting worse.

fucking acting is dismal. shit. why the fuck am i watching this piece of shit!?

Maybe I was drunk when I watched it before.

lol @ jackass blasting off his mp5 on the plane

best dialogue

‘what if somebody sees us?’
‘we’re in a bathroom’
‘but you’re peter’s best friend’
‘so what?’

but richard tyson was awesome. haven’t seen him since three o’clock high. loved that flick.

He was awesomely evil in Kindergarten Cop.

i think i might watch cloverfield… or the tripper. not sure which.

i just watched Let Me In and it was enjoyable. remake or not. who fucking cares. it was good.

brb watching war of the worlds with the crazy guy

I CONCUR

i’m about 90% of the way through ‘Fair Game’ and it’s

I’m drinking a beer right now and it is tasty. no kcuf ehT

know what else sucks? your dad. he sucks on my penis. in a very very gay way. in the kind of way that a man drinks the semen of another man and feels totally ok with it and not sick or suicidal after.

watching star wars documentary. lol. nerd overload. the fuck is a midichlorian?

i just ate tacos and watched Hatchet. could have been worse.

I’m watching The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin

fuck son. i’m listening to wu-tang clan. coincidence? i think not.

fuckino

i’m taking a shit as i post this, after i plan to wipe and then watch the friday the 13th remake. i may need to wipe again after that.

we need a :noesrofl:

Chances of this: 87%

Willa Ford waterskiing naked =

Chances of this: 87%

Willa Ford waterskiing naked =

oh shit dog!

yeah i just jerked off. what’s your point?

I just Pooped. I’m a little embarrassed.

sorry to hear that bro. i’ll have a sympathy shit for you in a few minutes and then post about it.

too busy listening to we’re alive to bother with tv right now. zombie radio drama FTMFW

I think Ima drink. Nowish. Off on fuck the.

I thought of my aunt. is this bad? should i seek help? nah

i thought of your aunt too. i can’t say i blame you.

also… thinking about watching undead or alive. but chris kattan? ffffffffuuuuuuu i dunno about that shit.

i hear ya dude. Did you ever watch Corky Romano??? risky move good sir.

fuck it. you’re right. i’m just gonna jerk off instead.

for realz. keep us posted on how it goes.

right now it’s a gentle, almost tantric stroke.

This thread has taken a definite turn for the gay.

sup bro. we were just talking about you

which reminds me… you seen undead or alive?

I am not his aunt.

It equals this:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID LITTLE KID. BUT YOU TOUCHED MY HEART.

This mother fucker is not one of us, he said he’d fuck a sheep.

NOW WHO’S STUPID YA DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!

In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!

They’re fucking making the Jay & Silent Bob parroty of Planet of the Apes into a prequel movie.

I bet you think I’m joking:


bro you should be listening to we’re alive.

last night i got super high and put on the return of the king. then i skipped foward to the part where theodin screamed DEATH! DEATH! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! and it was fucking awesome. then i fell asleep whil whatserface was killing the witch king.

i need to watch those extended editions but i’m waiting for the bluray version.

extended return of the king is badass

inorite

gonna watch the town on blu tonight. i hope this is good and not epic dogshit.

watched the green hornet last night and lol’d

especially on shrooms.

the skull cave

i am about to watch The Shadow (1994) gonna be bauce

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no dawg

Watched it.

Im at work now

i know

random the fuck on post is random

i know

random the fuck on post is random

lol

watching more trailer park boys.

funny.

4sho

where is pepsi??? i miss that big boy. wait. what?

i’m listening to music and loving every fucking bit of it.

off.

the

Fuck

i just came. now i’m going to go bbq. wtf? serious. fuckinorite i could not believe either. lol.

woah. i might came too soon. whilst boozing.

i watched the king’s speech. it was awesome. watching blair witch 2 right now. trying to launch semens.

hay tp

edit: red carpet mucher

It was very good. Not best film of the year, though. True Grit and The Fighter were both better, IMO.

fingerjizzulating.

watching the last ten minutes of Case 39 with renee zellweger. fuck this thing sucks ballsacks full of mansoup. she always looks like she has to poo, is pooping or just pooped her pants.

masturbating vigorously before i watch paper heart

the fuck

on

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coolah

lol

caaaa loooooooaaaaaallaaaaaaa

coolah


coooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
coolah

it took many moons to find this thread my comrades

but now…NOW

WE REUNITE

it took many moons to find this thread my comrades

but now…NOW

WE REUNITE

just watched x2 and now i’m masturbating. kelly hu…

GTFO whore

that made me want to finger your butthole

that made me want to finger my butthole

that made me finger my butthole

i’m watching monster squad…. the… fuck… unce

oh hai. phosho

This thread gets hotter and hotter.

Im naked now.

I came after zero fingered his butthole

sweet

?

?

negative ghost rider.

?

I haven’t seen it, so I’m just fucking around.

it was ok. i liked it.

OH NOES, nic cage.

Also, that sounds suspiciously similar to this:

last disc of season one of dark angel just went in the old dvd player

UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

dirty bit

UNCE UNCE
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

your mom requested we listen to it while we boned. i thought it sucked too… but so did she. my dick that is. she sucked my dick.

with her mouth.

last watched never let me go. liked it.
watching the shining right now. masturbating.

Watched Robocop once again last night

Personal favorite, and completely awesome movie.

last watched never let me go. liked it.
watching the shining right now. masturbating.

The Shining is one of my very favorite horror films.

And by far my favorite Kubrick film.

the last twenty minutes of JAWS …..
IN THE DARK

STILL a fuckoff BAUCE MOVIE

the last twenty minutes of JAWS …..
IN THE DARK

STILL a fuckoff BAUCE MOVIE

FUCK YES SON

watched Winter’s Bone last night. it was…. fucked up.

Welcome to bumfuck Missouri.

more like welcome to everywhere, america

More like welcome to fucking shit. Balls. i fucked that all up

farting smells. I just watched "kill the irishman" Not bad.

i just watched paper man and it zwuz fucking orsome

Watched John Carpenter’s "The Thing" last night.

Movie holds up damn well.

Watched John Carpenter’s "The Thing" last night.

Movie holds up damn well.

love that movie. the special effects are unreal. this movie goes into my top 10 movies of all time.

Watched "the cooly shake"

will watch again.

watching ‘Surface’.
last night watched ‘The Lost Boys’
night before ‘Heartless’

interesting.

i’m elbow deep in season two of Six Feet Under.

also i went golfing today and sweated so much, drank so much and played worse at the end of the round. aaaaaah…. golf.

six feet under = awesome! plus super.

actually it = lots of anal sex between men and naked dead chicks. wtf is wrong with this show and why am i watching it?

You are watching for the anal sex?

apparently i’m gay and didn’t know it

i just woke up (part 11ty)

LOCKED BY: PEPSI1975

never forget

remember that time that lulz wrote his suicide note in this thread and my penis got hard? so then i jerked off fairly violently and came on my phone by accident?

accidental cellphone cum ftmfl

i actually think its easier than using blue tooth.

your mom is easier than using bluetooth

I know, she practically gives it away. I know, I’ve been there.

i heard this is the thread where the homos post

The user above this post, can I finger your poopshoot?

Oh wait I don’t like 11’s.

cock cock cock. gobble up the cock. cock in my belly. everyone loves cock cock cock.

The user above this post, can I finger your poopshoot?

Oh wait I don’t like 11’s.

wow, how could you say such a thing? i’m just a new user to the forum and this is how you treat me?

shush ae

*goes back to chugging massive black cocks for very little money*

i’ll page your pager back from my smartphone with details of our wedding

no one invited you, faggot.

he left me no alternative.

happy.

also, i would expect a witty retort about how gay i am.

what with all the dicks in my anus right now.

amirite?

no

this thread just took a turn for the blurse

i’m just gonna go masturbate to pictures of huge cocks. brb.

I’m hungry. I’m gonna go eat a bag of dicks.

save your fork! there’s pie.

fuck i have to take a massive shit right now.

don’t quote IL, faggot.

oh god. serious. i have to take a massive shit.

i may have to sit here for a few minutes and wait.;

the stench is pretty potent and i can’t reach the window or the fan.

sorry i was bearing down. then i wiped.

i’m about to watch stakeland. something to do with vampires. not sure what to expect. hope it doesn’t suck ass.

good god what a steaming pile of shit that was. i fell asleep about 14 minutes in i think

This thread is turning to shit. Literally.

I think my co worker is storing a turd in cooch cause she smells lie shit. And her jeans are brown in the crotch. Ewww

i like where this went. can we call it good?

i stand relieved. i was concerned where i would go to talk about my erections and masturbation.

also i watch scream 4 tonight. it wasn’t bad.
i followed it with ‘Superheroes’ the documentary. it was… yeah

just saw bank job. not bad. i forgot i was watching based on a true story when the end credits rolled.

busiest thread in this end of the board

Captain America, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Friends With Benefits, Your Highness..
Steve Rogers rocks, Shia is a bitch, I’d slip Mila my cock, some stoner movie about a witch.

oh..and How High.
on

Just got to the pool. It’s time for drunkcity!

Oh and probably gonna poop in pool. Scare the others.

I didn’t have to go earlier. I’m pissed.

watching constantine. maybe next i’ll watch soul surfer.

soul surfer sucked. fuckin jesus freaks surfing for two hours. wow. waste of my life. watched Charlie Bartlett last night. it was good. i liked it. not a waste of my life. not like this thread.

I dont appreciate your tone.

Watched how Stella got her black on. Boring.

but i’ve been working so hard on it over the last 15 years. finding a unique sound isn’t easy.

Going to the worlds biggest toilet. The beach.

escape from l.a. tonight. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONg

watchd SKYLINE again

still liked it

HATERS GONNA FUCKNG PISS ME OFF

im gonna watch Asylum (with simon pegg) and then after that i’m going to take a dump, wipe, shower and get ready to nap.

I’m watching some black guy’s stand up. i laff

i can see the head! i can see the head! i can see the head! it’s a head!

I just the fuck off son.

Phosho

i’m not sure where this thread is going

speaking of shark. i watched soul surfer the other day. did not like. after i watched jaws 3: the revenge. did not like either.

Speaking of Pegg and Frost, anyone else think those two should voice a feature length Kipper The Dog movie? Adult themed of course, I swear that dog needs a smoking jacket and a martini in his paw at all times.

i think i’m gonna watch Donnie Brasco today.

watched hanna and scarface last night. on blu-ray both movies are awesome.

Got the limited steelbook.

Watched battle la or whatever the name was. It was garbage. It could have ended waaaay sooner.

I plowed a groomsman last night.

4not

I JUST FARTED AND NOW I CAN’T STOP YELLING!!!

watched burn notice: the fall of sam axe

it was funny

Haven’t watched anything in the last couple of days. More to follow.

watched Super. it was fucking ballin ass. best movie i’ve seen this year.

watched Black Gold last night. pretty cool documentary about fair trade coffee. worth watching.

just watched Plastic Planet. a great documentary about the billions of tons of plastic produced and thrown away every year.

Haven’t watched anything. Ask me anything?

Drinking and working. Also dropped netflix. Greedy Bastards

but i still want to lick jennifer esposito’s asshole clean after she has squishy taco shits

i can’t decide what to watch. this blows. being sick ftmfl.

i’ve been shitting violently for a couple days now.

I’m about to go be trendy downtown. Be jealous.

i couldn’t be more jelly if you told me that you were having a facial afterward by 11 japanese men.

11 japanese men will give you quite the facial, i assure you.

watching Touching The Void. amazing film. really riveting.

rec part 1 and 2 are really amazing movies. i think its the best zombie movie ever made.

watchin quentin tarantino’s interview on charlie rose.

I’m bout to start boardwalk empire. Soon. When I don’t know.

i’m going to jerk off into a puddle of old tea in a few minutes. then i’m going to watch ghost hunters.

dont me

Not cool. I’m working on bar today. Time to drink.

i was thinking i might poop while watching sin city

watching Jeffrey Ross stand up. I am enjoy.

Saw Dream House yesterday. Surprised by how much I liked it. I still think the preview gave away too much, but the film exceeded my expectations.

i just watched Maria Full of Grace. what an amazing movie. just amazing.

watched Fast Food Nation this afternoon. really enjoyed it. i think i’m in love with Catalina Soreno. up next….

A girl Walks Into A Bar
RocknRolla

Thandie Newton and Rosario Dawson ass to ass…. if only it were true.

finally got around to watching Girl Walks Into A Bar.

amazing. truly amazing film. probably one of the most entertaining films i’ve watched in years. a little noirish. pretty charming. even a little fun. if you haven’t seen it yet, go masturbate and then watch it. "first" feature made exclusively for free on the internet. really fantastic. plus it’s got rosario in it. so…. i got to go jerk off now.

that’s better. now it’s on to rocknrolla

just spent the last twenty minutes convincing my gf to blow me first thing in the morning. why she gotta be a bitch about it?

no. i ended up jerking off. but when she was in the shower i came in one of her bras and pushes it under the bed. next time she tries to wear it… it’s gonna have my jizz all over it.

watched rocknrolla. it wasn’t as awesome as everyone said it was. when is guy ritchie gonna make something new? he keeps making the same movie over and over.

I kinda enjoyed it. but nothing special. yeright.

watched Christ Camp. did not like. too boring. blah blah blah christianity is evil. blah blah blah. this is shit i already knew. i didn’t need a movie to tell me about it again. so i watched slaves and masters 2 after.

Just watched Silmido. It’s about a South Korean special forces unit that was created for the sole purpose of assassinating the North Korean premiere during the 1960’s. Great movie if you aren’t bothered by subtitles.

just got a blowjob while watching the coca cola case. shitty doc without subs. lots of spanish that i don’t understand. but the ejaculation was AMAZING.

Watched episode two of American horror story last night. Pretty good. Look forward to eere it goes.

i just watched the 40 year old virgin. makes me laugh every time.

fingering my butthole for a bit before i watch batman year one.

batman year one was fucking awesome. i forgot how much i loved that gn.

i just fingered my butthole and watched season one of The IT Crowd.

off to a ICP show.

hate hate hate

fingering my butthole again this time i’m watching season 2 of the it crowd

watching the guild. masturbating to felicia day.

gonna watch the inside of my eyelids. #thefuckon

and then i be watching the first two eps of walking dead season 2

#vagina is probably a tasty treat, but i’ll never know because dick tastes yummy

did you masturbate all through the opening sequence too? i did.

yeah, when they fooled you with stab beginnings?? about 4.2 times. hott

sweet. i just shit a rainbow before watching bring it on followed by bring it on again followed by knocked up. then i cut off my testicles and threw them in the river. apparently i don’t need them anymore.

#gayasfuck #gimmedick #dicktastesyummy #itakedick4money

fuck yeah!!!

fuckonthe

watching Ghost Hunters Halloween Live special… not live now… recorded… #fuckingmyhandcuziwanna

watching The Matrix 9million disc edition. #fuckedtheshitoutofmyhanduntilithurt

the. fuck.

omgserious

ON

I watched captain America. Meh. It’s alright.

watch firefly, fuckface. can’t stop the signal, bitch.

#ijustmasturbated

the

fuck

on

I pooped about 10 minutes ago. Keep posted for pics.

I can dig it. Succka!

remember that time that lulz was bant for a thousand years?

Nah fuck dat. Its all about Faygo.

Lolxes

taking a shit. hamstring. watching heathers.

i just made a thread in the main demanding that fazle bring back the trailer park

i am sick of this injustice

i just made a thread in the main demanding that fazle bring back the trailer park

i am sick of this injustice

Preach it sista

cooly dun sent me nudes a week back. nice asshole.

Jelly is my name. Share!

I used to fucking barrel roll like a champ in crimson skies. Sad day.

I just shit myself. Tried to watch 50.50 the other day. I was all excited to watch a good comedy… figuring Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be funny and it would make me laugh… then in the first ten minutes he’s diagnosed with cancer. What the fuck unfunny idea for a movie.

p.s. i came like a pornstar this morning.

don’t make me fuck your ears nose and throat like a doctor

p.s i need to poop soon. #toomuchcoffee

Already did twice today, I’m going for a record. 15. Brb

cock hurts. need to stop doing cock pushups. #cockstrong

Lol no. Mobile son!!!

Ican only do one. But one is all you need.

That new kid joseph that has been posting in Music sub is a fucking tool. Just thought i’d share.

I farted and some Poo came out. Not Cool bro. Not Cool.

Watching The Exorcist. Masturbating. I shit about an hour ago. It was a solid log. Good shit. Might sleep soon.

Watched Christine last night. I got drunk too. Good combo.

Watching Lord of the Rings bitch. RANGS.

About to nerd rage with the extended editions on Blu next week.

nerd raged on those and then the entire star wars saga. all 3 episodes. 4,5 and 6.

fuck jar jar

Best character in the series. Seriously. Best.

Watching Cheech & Chong Still Smokin’.

They’re so fucking high. #Amsterdam

I have to poop. This shit is too early for Heinekens.

Went to the Kevin Smith: Live From Behind event at the theatre tonight. Super fun. I got a handjob from my date. 10 people in the theatre. It was a little awkward busting a nut while watching a fat man ramble. Don’t care. Shot cum.

Shot cum huh? You little chubby chaser.

I’m drinking a beer at fox and hound. I might Pee on the floor in the bathroom cause bartender is in a bad mood. I win.

True story. Awkward moments last forever.

Me too brah. Be too.

Do the cooly shake!

There are so many memories that i hold dear. Like that time he shat on lulz’s forehead…. I do miss

I tried to masturbate to make the pain go away.

I was surprised that it actually worked. I feel pretty good now.

BRING BACK THE TP!!!

And not toilet paper you douches.

nO kcuF ehT

nO kcuF ehT

I always read that as Eat KFC for some reason.

Me too brah. Be too.

Do the cooly shake!

I’m still around bros, I mostly just post in the main

mostly

or the time i shit in his mouth and jerked off in his eyes, good times indeed

eat chick-fil-a

extra medium bucket chicken spicy well done

i’m feeling good bros, just sold two of my trucks this weekend

everyting turn out better then expectaion

regards, dolan

we already did

holy shit i just spit cheerios all over my floor.

Save some for me.

This thread is getting awkward.

*masturbates*

This thread is getting awkward.

*masturbates*

*eats semen*

*continues to masturbate while watching*

Ima piss in yo face. Fart in yo mouf, and ima shit on deez walls RAY

The posts on this page remind me of the Whitest Kids’ Slow Jerk sketch.

i just jerked off to that post. thanks faggot.

if i were to sperm on you it would be called a pearl necklace.

shit. was that spanish? i’m going to fucking kick the shit out of my old math teacher.

School is overrated.

4loko

The day is among us. I shall smoke reefers

i’ll be eating percocets by the bucket full

no really… it is……………………………………….

i will keep you warm

i think he means this:

which might actually be for you

i’m in virginia at the moment. who’s coming to rape me?

on my way

don’t tease me baby…i’m sitting here in the hotel bed right now and really horny

i was lost somewhere outside barstow. got confused and barebacked a tranny hooker on accident. i’m pretty sure i thought i was fucking an oven mitt.

looks like zero got a sub, he must be whoring it up in the main forum…

i woke up one day and i suddenly had a sub. no idea who did it.

nice!

never happened to me!

You ain’t Gots to lie Zero. I have a feeling Pepsi and boners were involved.

Do the cooly shake!

nice!

never happened to me!

me either

You ain’t Gots to lie Zero. I have a feeling Pepsi and boners were involved.

Do the cooly shake!

might be poz now son

A hot guy

i’m in milwaukee at the moment

el oh el

fer work

now i’m bak home

now i’m debating if i should do work reports

or if i should masturbate to asian lesbian porn

did you suddenly turn gay, you hog farming dillhole?

what do you mean by "suddenly"? I’ve been gay baby

you certainly derpina

backwards typing is the gayest thing EVER tnod4

waht?

zero? do you have any nudes you could send me im serious

you’re a fucking slunt when you’re drunk

yeah that was a fun night

i was so hammered last night. i chundered fucking everywhere.

doggeh died today

noooooooooooo

what kind?

Sorry to hear that man.

i’m in vegas

who’s coming to fuck me

it’ll reach

went to in n out

have to get some everytime im in a state that has them

inorite. i haven’t talked to her since.

just had more in n out

probably going to mgm grand casino to eat later

i played the slots for a bit and watched some of the okc heat game at the bar

the real fun was getting the rental a little sideways

fuck a hooker in the backseat and call it a day

in poopville?

i am going to joliet, il tonight

who’s coming to fuck me?

No, on your chest silly.

and now i’m listening to smodcast while i look for a new book to read

i really want to have sex with zero, i’m not kidding

not just hitting and quitting, i want to cuddle afterward and have breakfast

I’m not good with computer.
How did I get here?

R.I.P.
0ang0
Sonic_Fan
mute
Mcgillicutty

2009-2010ish? tp never forget

R.I.P.
0ang0
Sonic_Fan
mute
Mcgillicutty

2009-2010ish? tp never forget

never forget

fuck this shit I’m gonna watch Heathers

4sho

what kind

i’d fuck her

real talk

oh god

trailer park pussy

i will be in cleveland ohio next week :/

who am i kidding

there’s nothing good about ohio

but i will be able to go to chick-fil-a ftmfw

who am i kidding

there’s nothing good about ohio

are you cereal?

you obviously haven’t been to "Ohio, the heart of it all" where there is "So much to discover".

I died for a chance to visit, and would dead it again. here’s the proof:

R.I.P.
0ang0
Sonic_Fan
mute
Mcgillicutty

2009-2010ish? tp never forget

that’s because e/o doesn’t know what the real word on the street is.

Watched "the cooly shake"

will watch again.

i drank all day. so fucking tired right now.

can’t believe this shit has gone 40 pages

you’re so gay

I think you are mistaking her with Edward_cullen

brothers i will be leaving for pennsylvania in a few minutes

PLEASE RESPOND

what the fuck do you do?

Traveling hooker

I work for an auto supplier, brother. I am currently in Painesville, Ohio

about to go get some calamari

brothers, i would like you to order for me

brothers, i would like you to order for me

missed the boat on that one.

brothers i ordered calamari and cesar salad, then i came back to the room and dry heaved for a bit because i ate too fast

no. you ordered seafood in a landlocked state. numbnuts.

brother, why are you mad, i eat seafood no matter where i go

brothers i have booked my flight for next week to SLC

i am flying united/us airways poverty planes


brothers i have booked my flight for next week to SLC

i am flying united/us airways poverty planes

careful with that wing, eugene

brothers i have booked my flight for next week to SLC

i am flying united/us airways poverty planes

You must be getting paid so what is up with the tears? Do they not have a first class, forcing you to mingle with the regular folk? You sure do eat a lot of seafood and get around pretty well so we know you aren’t claiming to live in poverty.

I’m at work right now. And it sucks. So. There!

I’m laying in bed. Trying to decide if I should get up and take a shit or go back to sleep. Fuck yeah day off in the middle of the week.

Do both. Two turds, one kidney stone.

am poor

tp brethren

had the same thing again tonight, didn’t get sick cause i ordered a half size salad

your theory on seafood in landlocked states DENIED

had the same thing again tonight, didn’t get sick cause i ordered a half size salad

your theory on seafood in landlocked states DENIED

fag

and my face is still dry, why?

i can’t shoot that far

what should i watch tonight? anyone got any great ideas? or even shitty ideas? or want to watch me jerk off into a basket of muffins?

Looks like his face wont turn out like a doughnuts afterall.

That sort of thing only happened in the Trailer Park, it was a magical place.

you missed the day i floured my balls.

Twas

pic of me chilling back at home

pic of me chilling back at home

dat not you

makes me want to shit in my shorts

going to get drunk now, fuckers.

meaning no chance of nudes?

step 1:

step 2:

^^^Dat You^^^

coolyshake isn’t tits shaking.

step 1:

step 2:

^^^Dat You^^^

yup. a little gassed right now but not too bad

brothers i have just returned from drinking on a boat

i also got to see some state troopers cuss out some skinheads

and a dude piss off a pier in exchange for a cigarette

got drunk as fuck and stoned as shit last night.

imma watch the fuck out of some big trouble in little china, the raven, and silent house today to help ease the hangover.

i’m about to go masturbate for the 2nd time today

4SHO

quality before quantity.

Does it count as once or twice if I use both hands?

brothers i am in utah. I stopped at subway for a poverty dinner. The bacon turkey avocado is actually pretty

sounds like a lot of creamy shits after.

i’m about to fucking watch Silent House. I hope it’s as shitty as the trailer looks!

cousins i’m taking a shit right this second

In a meeting right now. Want to poop on the table.

email cock pics to

it may or may not be bob safer’s email box

fucking cockknocker silent house was fuuuuuucked up, aunties.

i’m gonna have fucking nightmares about this shit now.

pretty cool though. camera never cuts away, scene never breaks, one ‘continuous shot’ no music, scary as hell, real-time fucking aweome.

me? brother I am in the salt lake city airport om noming the wifi

brothers I will be heading to north carolina soon for my lay over

actually it’s really not soon…it’s hours I’ll be sitting here

laugh out loud my brothers

i’m seriously gonna sleep friday away more than likely

they also want me to come back to slc in a few weeks when i would much rather be in indy as already scheduled

i’m about to do something i’ll probably regret in the morning

"someone" you mean.

watch my butthole

is a widescreen necessary

by the way, I tried mailing those pics you’ve been looking for but apparently your inbox is full.
Be safer next time and lower the cock intake.

shut the fuck up, mute!

i fell asleep with the laptop on el oh el

it’s ok. i masturbated and cried.

y do u cri

2 much criing on this paige

am sad nao

a zip and a double cup, he is more alive than ever.

wtf how do you know about that song

mute is a fitting name because it rhymes with…CUTE

brothers i will be in albuquerque, nm next week

the good thing about traveling is that I get to learn how to spell city names

wow

Watched the thing 2011 last night. That is all.

i liked it a lot

Wasn’t bad. I enjoyed it and didnt fall asleep so that’s good. I usually do when I watch movies all drunk and stoned.

take some viagra and steroids, see A Juggalo in the morning.

i just jerked off to michelle williams.

I’m gonna go jerk it to you jerking off.

i’m going to jerk it to you jerking it to me jerking it to michelle williams

hot like the shit that comes out of cooly’s asshole

now it’s hard unlike the shit that comes out of cooly’s asshole

Watching cops. I love crackheads. The end.

care to join myself and zero? you can watch the cop n feel.

surgery is scheduled for 2 weeks from today

guys help me

Fak u

no worries, Transsexual Sex Reassignment Surgery is a relatively safe procedure.

fixed

fucked

I finally found a pic to practice the old in-out to.

aunties! i dropped my ipod nano into a pool of semen and now the wheel is fucked.

I have a samsung yh-925.

Who’s cool now?

would having a semen soaked ipod with a million mini-me’s having gay sex make me cool?

i went out to rio rancho or whatever the hell to get chick-fil-a so damn good

now am back in Albuquerque at the hotel

you’re thinking of colorado

so the current plan of action is fly back from new mexico on friday. rest up at home saturday, then sunday drive down to ohio to take this chick to cedar point, drive back to mi sunday night, then fly to memphis for a few days on monday

a winrar will be me

so does cooly have a date or job on sunday?

fucker

that would be for a date. i haven’t confirmed it yet, i gotta see when she’s free

need dem boobers in my mouth

don’t forget to do that.

rape + buttsex = prison = more buttsex + no internets.

i almost shit myself about ten minutes ago. i thought it was a fart and just started to let it go when i felt something rolling in with it. i managed to clench it off for the 15 seconds that it took me to get to the bathroom and just as i was lowering my ass to the bowl it shot out, bounced off the edge of the seat (left a smear) and splashed like fucking sea world.

was NOT impress

So i take it the transexual sex reassignment surgery went ok? I was worried.

done here

back home tomorrow

I RUN NAO

watching harold and kumaar go to white castle

Watching these damn crazy hutterites. They are so dumb.

me 2. cuddle up in my bed with me bb

just bought a mercury dime for about 2 bucks
a winner is me

Do you still go to the kiss-ins, protests and such now that you & your boyfriend aren’t viewed to be as gay?

. would rape

Golden shower. #gross

nooooooooooooooooo

working on it

so I have to be in memphis at 9 am and here I am still browsing OT, I haven’t even packed yet or done any work

I think I’m going to go to the dealer when I get back home

just got back from dark knight rises. my dark knight rose.

brothers i am in the hotel room after hearing many sex jokes from coworkers

everything went better with violating the ethics booklet

I just watched The Tall Man with Jessica Biel. I want her mouth to have my babies.

Someone was just blowing the terlet up at work. Sounded like wet ‘n wild in there. All I can imagine is the chocolate fountain from golden corral. Never seen it in real life.

Maybe gonna watch a movie. Don’t know which yet.

watch The Tall Man

This I will look into. Pushing the movie plan back for an hour or so.

Dont Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Trailer Park Boys (can’t recall if it’s any good)

Bumfights (haven’t seen it? watch the first one)

Tom Arnold is a douchey douche. And That’s a good thing.

poopville

speaking of poop… I took a beautiful, glorious shit this morning. soft-serve.

Yup. Totally dead.

just dropped all my kids off at the community pool.

^ sticky ^

REAL TALK
I’M BACK HOME
REAL TALK

with the fall of demonoid I require a new place for torrents that isn’t filled with malware or pirategay. any and all help would be appreciated.

your friend
that fag.

Help me cooly-wan kenobi… you’re my only hole.

p.s. your inbox is full of cock pics. please make room.

p.s. if you ever mention cock pics and pm… coolyshakes all up in your inbox in 15 seconds flat.

speak up

Just helping Bob out. seems you’ve got him on your IL ever since cooly came back rollin in his new ride on 26"s.

REAL TALK.

note to self : learn to do the coolyshake so i don’t have to shake after being done by cooly.

that will be the last time I ever let you play with my kids

woah there… what makes you think I’m gay??

who said anything about being gay?

Doin the Cooly shake at work…..now pants stuck to leg. Fuck

I can’t believe I slept past noon today

and got paid for it

everything went better with salary

can’t believe I just woke up. now i think I’ll empty out a swisher while debbie does dallas on my tv screen

what’s a swisher?

Quit playin

gotta be careful with the probations, jail gets boring.

PBnJ sandwiches.cereal. the food sucks.

just jerked off to pics of cooly’s nips.

p.s. i have hot sludge sweat in my crank.

face the wall, spread your cheeks and breathe deep.

settle down and Get, get, get in line Bob.

brothers i will be in Minneapolis the week after next

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

yea

i laugh through that entire movie every time i watc it.

Yeah its pretty awesome.

fuck. a juggalo just talked to me! i came on my keyboard.

yes please

I need a beer and a joint. Halp cousins….

Watching Superman the Movie.
Forgot how great a movie this was. Has some great lines in it.

WTFAYTA!?!?!?

Cause I have no idea

just regulars

my friend’s fiancee gave them to me cause they don’t use them anymore

wow this thing fucking busted

trojans only for me, i’m not using this offbrand shit on any sleezy hoes

they aren’t for making balloon animals you clown.

no balloon animals

i gave that shit a test run

but yeah, that was lame. that shit has terrified me to the point where I’m gonna be a lot more careful

how so? by only sticking it in the pooper?

maybe you can get her to deep throat all the time. then she can’t talk or complain.

double win

she’ll be mute. you can pretend it’s me and no one questions your sexuality,

triple win.

c.r.a.f.t. will join us shortly brothers

remember isketch
those were the days

i keep forgetting about this thread

Brothers…. shittttt son.. no i didnt know about this cooly.. My nga.

What the fack is happening.

coolyshake is what the fack is happening.

.

i jerked off to it more than once.

i jerked off to c.r.a.f.t. more than once

i’m going to watch no country for old men, brothers

came. THRICE today.

no country for old men is pretty entertaining

it’s cooly approved, one of the few movies I’ve watched several times

Can everyone stop jacking off over me… thats my job

Jacked off to it more than once

Cant stop, won’t stop

bad boy

apparently your life is so fucking wretched that you have to come here and make fun of people to make yourself feel less pathetic. is it working?

4 lyfe

Why don’t you go eat a bowl of poop

he’s just mad because of his hemorrhoids

that’s what his surgery was for

all trailer park boys go round the outside

former member of Pastor Mase’s congregation is striking out against his former church leader with claims of gross dishonesty and betrayal:

“You can’t tell me dog, ‘Hey man, be faithful to your wife’ but I see you in the strip club with 5 hoes on your lap and your high."

watching Serenity and fucking your moms in the buttholes.

better than it would feel to be pepsi’s bitch

or maybe not. I’ve been told he uses magnums, is it true?

yes, but only to put on the massive buttplug he uses on himself at night.

a given considering bob is no longer the man like he used to be.

BROTHERS I HAVE ARRIVED IN FORT WAYNE INDIANA

wow this is fucking gross. I ate DQ now I’m diarrheaing

p.s. be careful out there brother. it’s dangerous.

this area looks pretty good. I should be ok

i think i need to push but i’m afraid i’ll birth tacos

MUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my nga… its been to long…

Dont stop….. ever…. but more importantly.. dont stop

I just farted when I read this brothers.

Pepsi cant stay away from us… is he still the nerdy kid that wants in on the cool group but just be accepted

you can’t rape the willing

BROTHERS THERE IS A SUSHI RESTAURANT RIGHT ACROSS THE HOTEL PARKING LOT

THE

FUCK

ON

i’ve shit twice since coming back from five guys

both were horrible burning rivers of fuck

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I GOTTA CUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!LC

ICPs new album came out today. Dope shit.

I ate garlic today, let me know if you’d like some special sauces.

i have a date with a single mom this weekend

the

fuck

on

i had a date with a single mom a month ago and it didn’t end well.

why not

this girl responded to a date almost immediately, last time this happened I ended up balls deep in the chick on the 2nd date

EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO GOING PROBLEMS FROM HERE

i shit in her toilet after we banged and didn’t flush

4don’t

but serioius… who would have thought?

I once shit out a baby left it at the girls house so she BECAME a single mum… this count?

Please let her know we are out of milk, the fridge is empty, and rent is a month past due.

mute be mute

She left about a month ago, pissed because the apt. manager charged her twice the rent due to fucking up the buildings plumbing system.

Guys? I know you’re watching, your names are at the bottom of my screen.

FYI: She won’t ask to be paid but will take it if you offer. Just don’t let her know I said anything, she does have some self respect.

I have no idea what you are saying but weirdest boner

Only time you can leave a terd in the bowl is…….. Well never actually.

Back on track, I watched Tron Legacy last night. It was good. I jerked off to Olivia Wilde.

i think i might watch Heathers tonight.

I think ima watch the new mission impossible. Not expecting much.

i hated the previous installments from the franchise, but ghost protocol was pretty baller.

watchin daredevil. trying not to commit suicide lol

Im sorry. Thats the worst movie ever.

SSSHHAAARRRKKK WWWEREEEEEKKK. Watching sharks

turning it off in favour of shoving a burning cactus covered in hot sauce and aids semen up my asshole.

yet, somehow still better than twilight.

next you’ll be wanting to fuck brokeback mountain in the ass.

just watched Grosse Pointe Blank and i’m about to watch the fuck out of it again! love this movie.

Good movie. Cousins, I think Ima check and see if netflix has High Tension available . I feel in the mood for a good gorefest.

. stop posting brian, nobody gives a fuck about you

I just ate a chocolate covered banana, it was refreshing.

You said that like a week ago… go play on the road faggot.

oh so that’s what they’re calling it nowadays?

Pepsi just texted me. He’s going to permaban a juggalo. :roflpuke:

Let that be a lesson to all you worthless chimps.

Werd

nobody anywhere should ever have to sit through nacho libre more than once.

You should. Its a gorefest. I like.

Yeah, I’ve only watched nacho libre once. I don’t think I will again.

Freddy Krueger would like to have a word with you, said he would drop by later tonight.

I’ve been wondering whether most people prefer coke or pepsi because personally, I prefer pepsi but I also believe pepsi started out as a cokehead and was forced to change.

Therefore, coke>pepsi.

meh. I’m just over them now. I’d rather watch some good psychological horror.

But seriously just watch the trailer to high tension and see if you’re into it. Ots a dope ass movie

just watched the fuck out of Super again.


watched kick-ass again. not so good the second time.

I woke up early today in order to make it to church as early as possible in order to pray that we are spared and allowed to continue serving the community with the wit and humor we have so graciously contributed.

I donated a few benjamins so I believe all will be forgiven, even if we decide to shoot a hater in the head.

Nah mean Juggs?

Hater/Shit/B.S. … all the same, it will get shot… understand?

Guess which two words you will have to edit out the title of your "I think I just shit my pants" thread in main about an hour from now.

Hint: think->first.

Remember that batman spoiler thread that disappeared?

If I had a pass to main I would make one there replacing "Batman" with "Bob Safer".

I donated a few benjamins so I believe all will be forgiven, even if we decide to shoot a hater in the head.

Nah mean Juggs?

4sho. Whoop whoop

It’s raining brothers. I think its time to watch some battlestar.

I woke up this morning to find that Kick-Ass had been looping all night in my dvd player. No wonder I have this headache.

I read that some broad masturbates in High Tension so I decided to pick it up and will watch it later. Hope it delivers or someone is going to owe me a stiffy.

High Tension delivered, you are missing out Zero.

You should get stoned & drunk then watch it.

Perhaps we will give you one as well.

We shall have to discuss it.

thinking about watching celluar tonight

Cellular wasn’t terrible. I think I’m gonna watch CKY2K. Been a while.

sh-sh-shar… sha… shark… shaaark…. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

I really wish you would acknowledge the girth of my black penis

I might watch Mortal Kombat tonight. Then again, i might not.

I believe he does, every time he has his mouth full.

Sisters, I’m drinking some Faygo.

On a related note, I about to eat a pizza.

i was watching jaws and it was good. can’t decide what to watch tonight.

I watched "knowing" tonight. I don’t really like nick cage. Mediocre at best

decided to go with An Evening with Kevin Smith II: Evening Harder

Bob has been really cool lately. Did he ever get jumped into the gang, he should be if he hasn’t and if he doesn’t want to join the crew he needs his ass kicked.

Even fatter? I kid.

i fucked his mom in the mouth

Does that mean im a mod to ?!?!?! because that be cool bro

was hanging in the mod lounge earlier and pepsi has a thread devoted to your posts.

watched the batgirl: year one motion comic. it was fucking dope as balls.

there is also a pool going for when the pictures of you giving your brother a handjob will finally surface on ot

I will be reading "The Forum Moderator’s Guide To Life – Parts 1 and 2".

you’re a mod now, that is bobs job so let him handle it for you so you can take care of more important issues.

read it last night. lol @ article 53

fingerbanged a midget named judy tonight in a pub. it was…

Who knew?

I just sign in, check Initiation for any new posts/members that may need to be guided in the right direction and contribute with my vast knowledge of off topic wisdom.

I think I will get me a new range rover with my first check.

Last night I ran into an old buddy from high school who looked like he was on crack and was really interested in hanging out with me along with his crackhead friends. Figured whatever, I’ve got a few minutes. They decide to go swimming fully clothed for some reason, shoeless as they weren’t wearing any to begin with. Then I noticed my shoes were missing, no where to be found (I thought the crackheads stole them somehow). Then he invites me into his apt. next to the pool, and it’s run down with broken windows, missing doors and holes in the wall. Having stayed long enough not to seem rude, I left. This is when I wake up realizing I had fallen asleep listening to We’re Alive. They were not crackheads but zombies! I lost my shoes because at some point I had been turned into one of them and they were not important anymore.

back home now from minnesota

fucking flight delays

In the car headed to visit my girl Molly and camp for the weekend.

No pics no care. Oh wait pm box is full brb

that’s not normal

but on molly it is

me too

i’m heading out to the bar to see some band with friends

then i’ll probably come home and jerk off to asian porn

everybody size & pic of cock ring and/or butt plug please. Youtube link if feasible.

I’ll start with my Stainless Steel Anal Intruder Cock Ring:

watching the fuck out of Fringe. working on saturdays is gay for social life

are you a vietnamese woman? if you are i’m on the way

I see that anal intruder got you thinking about the possibilities didn’t it Bob.

i just ate quiznoz and now i’m watching some more Fringe.

watching minority report, you sexy fuckponies

i am washing my floor mats and i cleaned my shed today

watched the third season of Fringe. fml how did I miss out on this!?

You niggaz crazy.

Back to work :/

How vivid was it? Lucid dream pooping ftw

not that vivid. i just happened to be taking a shit in the middle of the dream

i just woke up

vacation ftw

i just woke up

vacation ftw

making turkish pide for dinner

you sound like a cute little housewife

stop being creepy and weird, cooly.

baby…

awwwwwwwwwwwww brotilla

Zero be hero.

That Greek wrap. Oh wait, gyro.

Zero be hero.

That Greek wrap. Oh wait, gyro.

wtf

i’m back on pof bros

Zero be hero.

That Greek wrap. Oh wait, gyro.

added to sig

Sisters, I am listening to tonight the stars revolt. Fuck off I know this is in the wrong sub but I don’t give a fuck.

i just fingered a spider in the butthole

I’m pooped. Like literally, I just pooped for 30 minutes straight. It was amazing.

Watching kill bill vol 2 on g4. Fucking edited bullshit.

vore?

i don’t speak dutch

I was dropping turds at about that time.

was going to watch a movie. decided to listen to a smodcast instead.

Nothing better than beer for a late dinner.

The cashier didn’t even look at me twice or ask for an i.d.

mute is old

leaving for vegas still havent finished packing or filing expense reports

also i just checked my work email for the first time in days

There’s a lot of jerking goin on in here.

Probably watch another episode of Fringe and then read. Don’t feel much like a movie tonight.

I think someone is mad cooly left for vegas with a duffle bag filled with one dollar bills.

he said that was newspapers

BREAKING: COOLY FOUND SHOT IN AIRPORT PARKING LOT

He said nudes’paper not newspaper, damn lisp of his can be confusing.

And I’m sure he’s alright, transporting the excess weight stuffed up his butthole is a fairly safe way of getting around those fees for the extra luggage.

How have things been since the operation Mr./Ms. B.S.?

We understand it’s a sex changing experience, but is it life changing?

Watching Kevin hart stand-up. Mediocre at best.

Boworfl. Actually did cuss some dude out today, he probably wanted to shoot me after I told him to go fuck himself at least 15 times. Everything went bitter in vegas

daughters, i’m high as fuck and about to watch an evening with kevin smith

Cooly be povertin like a boss. Hells yeah

The he/she is treading a thin line.

who are you and what have you done with Bob?

hi bob. it was ok. i’m almost drunk now so i don’t give two fucks if it actually was or not.

You should. Then we’ll be best friends when the zombies attack.

Bob just knows not to take it lightly when a s-mod threatens to ban him.

they will soon get rid of this subforum like they did the tp.

I just got hungry and horny for some reason.

Maybe Berta is on drugs. Did you take some ecstasy today Bob?

possibly, at some point in your trip if you are taking it in the wrong surroundings.

Did cooly just post a pic of you in main?
No sub so I can’t check for myself.

you mean i have to wait until then

but only because it doesn’t talk back or want me to buy it dinner

i wore polo and lacoste and got called out on it

Something amazing happened today bros.

I got an email from a bank manager in west Africa and there is $30 million dollars waiting to be transferred to my account! Long story short, someone died in 2001 and I am their only kin remaining. All I’ve got to do is send them my info (name, address, picture, bank account#, ss#, etc.) and they take care of the rest. I know it is definitely not a scam because they swore on Allah!

Can’t wait! I’ll be quitting when I go back to work on monday. Might even stop by tomorrow and let the manager know what a douche bag he is.

So guys, how about a Vegas meet? Plane tix and top floor suites at the Bellagio on me.
Let’s get the fuck on some drugs and whores and make it a week we can’t remember but will never forget!

Just ate the fuck out of some homemade donairs and greek salad. Was amazing.

toss that salad like it’s never been tossed homie.

what books

Opium Fiend: 21st Century Slave To A 19th Century Addiction A Memoir by Steven Martin
The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe by J. Randy Taraborrelli

just went into the bathroom to take a bob safer but it was a false alarm

No false alarm, you took it when you should have left it.

no man… one is about an opium addict… the other is about a pill-popper… they’re completely related.

I wore Jordan shoes and a Lebron James jersey. Got called out on it, then shot at.

I’m going to go watch Resident Evil: Retribution in theaters. The Resident Evil movies are okay but they are not nearly as epic as the Resident Evil video games.

everyone should pyp itt, it’ll be cool to know who we’re talking to

I was thinking about seeing it, but the last one didn’t do it for me.

pretty lame how people are making fun of me and wont post their real pics

just watched scott pilgrim vs the world. wanna be inside of ramona flowers.

working on some girls from pof

i’m going to have a whale of a good time if you catch my drift

it’s fucking early brothers. i’m going to work now.

True story.

Good marnin sister

i just jerked off to lady gaga

just ate the fuck out of bbq steak, fried mushrooms and onions, and a caesar salad

So you like thick girls cooly?
Lucky you. I think a man who knows how to handle a computer is sexy.

Any steak left Zero? Maybe we can all have a meat-in.

So you like thick girls cooly?
Lucky you. I think a man who knows how to handle a computer is sexy.

yuck

I’m going to go watch Resident Evil: Retribution today. Hopefully it will be an alright movie.

Resident Evil: Retribution was alright. I give it a 7/10.

I saw it at the 1:10 P.M. showing. That was the earliest I have ever went to a movie in my entire life.

sorry bro

Resident Evil: Retribution was alright. I give it a 7/10.

I saw it at the 1:10 P.M. showing. That was the earliest I have ever went to a movie in my entire life.

It’s an army thing.

You got something against people with twice as much personality as you?

All good. Got to watch my figure anyways.

watched Memoirs of a Geisha last night. It was fucking AWESOME.

just watched Super 8. Really enjoyed it.

cliffs: i take the seat off when i go bike riding

young pumpkin or older war-whore pumpkin?

It was I who placed the highest bid ever (20,000 yen) for Ziyi Zhang, only my bid didn’t go through for some reason.

Piece of shit paypal. You’d think I would at least make it into her memoirs.

war-whore pumpkin.

I want to see the new Silent Hill movie that comes out in late October.

feel free to provide my lazy ass with a link

Yeah I haven’t seen the preview….but sure. Only if Sean bean is still in it. Maybe.

just watched Lola Versus.

it was fucking tits. Greta Gerwig is fucking attractive.

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D – Official Trailer (HD)


Silent Hill: Revelation 3D – Official Trailer (HD)

she looks like a young Michelle Williams. i fucking love michelle williams.

Will your teeth come out so you can bob safer?

I liked it.

and Juggs showed up real late last night/this morning.

Silent Hill is a good movie, but its not as good as Jacob’s Ladder, which the Silent Hill video game series is partly based on.

I liked Jacob’s Ladder when I first saw it, but that was… what? 22 years ago? I should dive back into that one and see if I still like it.

That’s cool that you saw it when it first came out. It’s my favorite movie, by the way.

i think it was actually the following year. didn’t see it in theaters it was on vhs.

tick tock

my vacation is soon

going anywhere special? besides the front desk to ask for bans…

burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

i’m tired

in ohio

i’m tired

in ohio

Fuck Ohio.

I’m tired too.

Been watching married with children for the past few days so my forearms hurt.
Kelly Bundy.

AGREED

today is day 2 of Once Upon A Time in A B.S. Vacation.

brothers i am watching byu and boise state

byu is mutes butthole and my dick is boise state

if you catch my drift

in honor of this thread I’m going to jerk off to kelly bundy

byu is mutes butthole and my dick is boise state

if you catch my drift

because byu stays tight n close(d), and boise only scores if defenses are down n somethings loose?

Thank God It’s Day 3 in a B.S. vacation.

. this is fcuking awesome

much better without bob safer itt

In working in it. Soon enough. Soon enough.

No B.S., day 4. Who can ask for more?

:COOLYSHAKE:

Guess

A) no one
B) your mom
C) opposite of everyone
D) nobody

Mutha facko. I’m having a very hard time adjusting to being back in the TP.

i watched snow white and the huntsman, sisters and it was pretty all right.

back in salt lake brothers

i have a tired

Yeah that snow white was decent. I wanted more troll fight.

i was hoping she’d make out with the troll. waited with cock in hand. no dice.

Troll sex is hot. I read it. In a book.

watched Whip It again the other night. I fucking love that movie like I love Juno.

I might pick up a bluray at redbox tonight after work. Don’t know what Ima get though

Going out to watch Girls Walk In A Bar.

northern utah is so much nicer than slc…

i have to take a shit and spend an hour sanding a cavity. fml

gonna watch avengers tonight, sisters. my penis is ready

watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

just jerked off bro. gonna watch the waterboy soon

almost finished the waterboy. mamma about to fall asleep forever.

got a day off work brothers! gonna have a wank and then watch some tv!

batted one out a few minutes ago. gonna watch iron man 2 noq

knocked out another batch of knuckle children, gonna watch halloween

I’m gonna check out battleship later. I’m not expecting much.

Need something to watch from netflix. Holla atcha boy when you seez em on da skreets.

A Girl Walks Into A Bar was really fun. I’d say check that out.

Firefly.

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.

Zero, I got yo back homie, even if it is lunch hour.
I’ve got a few sick days as well.

I’m gonna check out a girl walks into a bar. Seems legit

Who took the chicken off the plate and put it in the fridge?

was thinking I’d watch Madagascar tonight

* 1. u racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u f–kin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14.u look ugly as hell
* 15.u a disgrace
* 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont
* 17. u all got faggot ass voices
* 18. u speak like british ppl
* 19. u all gay
* 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

not watching anything right now. reading a book. but i think this afternoon i’m going to toss in john dies at the end.

I would rather watch Bob die at the end. I like happy endings.

mute be cute

I wish.

Change the time cause it ain’t right for B.S.

listening to Kyuss. Thinking about watching The Inbetweeners… or maybe IT Crowd.

love that video

At lunch watching a little bit of anaconda 4.

Lolxes

Nieces, I’m working. Then gonna do nothing.

you’re like two hours away from me

uncles, my aunty died yesterday. fuck cancer.

Sorry to hear that bro.

My granny died recently

Are we related

feels bad bro

but maybe!

cut the shit

time to fuck

i try too, we rode through some meth ridden areas today

fun times

time to watch the descent bros and hos and bob

ok, so the reviews are in. The Descent was a shitty movie that was really long, dark, and filled with annoying bitches. 3.5/10

In the end it was my nga Zero all along.

As usual, the time and place is never right with Bob.

zero won’t come meet me

zero won’t come meet me

america is too far to go

it was ok. it delivered the basics. visually it was interesting to look at. all the people that complained about plot holes and how it didn’t really fit as a prequel or didn’t give enough of the story behind the ripley storyline are fags and deserve death for over analyzing it to the point of it no longer being fun. i liked it. would watch it again… but why can’t we have decent underwear in the future?

Should have bought a Mac you cheap bastard.

location: poverty.
No dough, for reals though.

Should have bought a Mac you cheap bastard.

location: poverty.
No dough, for reals though.

yeah, brian is a poor piece of shit

AGREED

fight me irl. i’m not even fucking joking

shit just got fucking real

walking dead

meh

Bob ain’t safe in this place.

it’s not that great but it’s at least something somewhat entertaining at times

bought the 1disk (uk) version on release and watched it that night ….. it was pretty good, but it didn’t have that sense of dread, probably because them humans were too arrogant to even realise what they were stepping in! my initial thoughts was it could have been better but the more i think about it it might not be as BAD as some are saying it is, and definately will watch it again!

then got it changed to the 3disk version (uk) so i can have the extras, and that wonderful making of doc

Bling Bling.

boing. watching willard, bitches and snitches.

Had beer. Woke up thirsty. Need aspirin.

Washed down asprin with beer. Need a nap.

it’s not a good time, bob

It’s not the right place Bob.

THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT VENUE FOR THIS, BOB!

yeah, fuck you bob

stupid piece of shit

i just watched this, cousins:

yeah, fuck you bob

stupid piece of shit

I came to post this

i just watched this, cousins:

I’m intrigued.

Bob is stressed, cause he messed with the best!

Well it IS a bad time, Bob. Why don’t you listen?

He’ll tell you the same thing we’ve all been trying to tell you. It isn’t a good time, Bob.

gonna watch me some mofuckin Birds today, uncles and aunties!

I’m trying to go to a scary ass haunted house. I’m trying to get so scared I poop my pants. That is all.

Buttplugs for sale, sizes XS – XL.
Next day shipping available.

Picked up Alien Predator: Total Destruction Collection. All the films in a box set. 20 bucks. Costco rules. Also picked up a copy of Take This Waltz. Dunno how good it’ll be. Seth Rogen and Michelle Williams.

only $20? does that include the solo films or is it just the vs. movies?
how many cock measuring matches have they had?

only $20? does that include the solo films or is it just the vs. movies?
how many cock measuring matches have they had?

alien
aliens
alien3
alien resurrection
predator
predator 2
alien vs predator
aliens vs predator: requiem

watching resurrection right now. masturbating to winona. again.

alien
aliens
alien3
alien resurrection
predator
predator 2
alien vs predator
aliens vs predator: requiem

good deal, you must have been in the right place at the right time.

It isn’t a good time, Bob.

IT’S A BAD TIME, BOB!

this is my last warning to you zero

i don’t want to have to ban you but i will. i am a secret mod.

This is the wrong place and a bad time to be coming out that closet Bob.

p.s.

we’ve known about your "secret mod" for some time now.

this is my last warning to you zero

i don’t want to have to ban you but i will. i am a secret mod.

P.S. FUCK YOU, BOB

Watching Take this Waltz, brochacholocos!

looking into equipment for starting my own business tomorrow

this is my last warning to you zero

i don’t want to have to ban you but i will. i am a secret mod.

shut the fuck on asshole

watcha gon do breh?

I watched sinister last night. It wasnt terrible.

that is so 10 posts ago.

also usertext should read Stoned & Drunk

watching Alien bros! fucking love this movie

tick tock

the clock is ticking on your sunset now

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Fuck you! rAERRKLREKLEKGKLER
Posts: 35,952

Your clock needs to be adjusted, the timing is wrong.

he been using a faux-lex.

looking into 2500/3500 series trucks for snow plowing

that name again is mr. plow

There is a time and a place for everything, Bob. This is neither.

On an unrelated–at least as far as Bob is concerned–note, I need something to watch tonight, brodildos. Hooker a brother up.

seen expendables 2? nothing special but it has its moments.

i love each and every one of you in this thread

FAK U

none of that ever happened. bob makes up lies to make himself seem important while belittling others.

insecurity level: prostitute

went on a date with a girl tonight, went good

now this other chick i was talking to/banging is blowing my phone up…she’s a bitch and i don’t want to talk to her

call her back while you’re taking a shit. tell her about how you had some bad fish in the afternoon while you fart uncontrollably into the bowl. it will be heard for miles. she will stop calling.

or she’ll ask you to shit on her chest. one or the other.

watched The Woman In Black last night. fucking boring as shit.

Maybe if she’s hungry she will let you shit in her mouth. That when the fun starts.

Fuck harry potter and the lady in black.

At the same time

Can’t decide what to watch tonight, midgets. Might just watch a bunch of episodes of Archer.

Had a hangover earlier, now I’m drinking again.

Watching the fuck out of some episodes of Archer before I head out to get smashed.

I’m drinking sisters. Its pretty amazing

Bob was reprimanded by Pepsi at the front desk. lol. Bob has no friends.

It was said irl, while pepsi was reading your post.
Cooly told me so.

fuck, bob safer just pm’ed me some screencaps of him talking with pepsi through pm

i am about to be banned

goodbye brothers

Please, say it ain’t so.

Making Cooly shake just isn’t right.

i’ll remember you in my pants bro

remember that time bob got put on global ignore?

I remembered that one time…when bob was being a bitch. Its happening again.

really want to see john dies at the end

I want to see the sequel to that. With Bob.

Bob has flies in his vagina. You two could hookup.

in indiana at the moment. didn’t get a wink of sleep last night. am going to bed soon brothers

sometimes i forget how funny cooly is until he posts

because you have no power you silly douche.

stop being such a queen we love you too, bob. you gigantic piece of shit.

its gettin hot in herre. so take off all your clothes

Me too!

pics aint loadin

watching the fuck out of six feet under, sisters

Going to finally watch the avengers tonight. I think.

totally gonna marathon more six feet under this afternoon

I miss that show. Good stuff.

i don’t want to go out tonight, plus i have to work early in the morning.

should i A. let my friends know or B. go to bed at my normal time while switching my phone to silent?

Tough choice

watching the fuck out of The Thing with Mary Elizabeth Winstead. fuuuuuck i want her on my face.

Good evening cousins. I am home drinking a beer. It. Is. Amazing.

You must be one of them moonshiners I’ve been seeing on the discovery channel lately.

I’m gonna watch The Last Airbender tonight, brothers. What do expect?

Roberta came to A: the wrong place, at the right time. or B: the right place at the wrong time.

Correct answer : little bit of A and little bit B, making it all wrong.

Roberta came to A: the wrong place, at the right time. or B: the right place at the wrong time.

Correct answer : little bit of A and little bit B, making it all wrong.

god, you are the antithesis of funny

god damn i wish you guys all died in hurricane sandy

it is not funi 2 me

mute have a butthole that is cute

IT’S NOT A GOOD TIME, BOB
IT’S A BAD TIME, BOB
P.S. FUCK YOU, BOB

Zero be his own superhero, saved his anus from Roberta just in time.

i can not wait until slowta’s sunset tomorrow

don’t bring up old shit, you fuck

translation: Fuck you! rAERRKLREKLEKGKLER

(Zero be himself)

I be mute muthafucka.

also watching nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors.

oh shit bitches i’m shootin hot loads of semen all up in this motherfucker

haven’t watched that yet. worth wasting some of my life for?

DAT MY PRESIDENT

DAT MY PRESIDENT

A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

jerking off. going to get balls deep into season 2 of six feet under.

B chillin with aRack oBama while watching the shiners sippin on dat sizzurp.

this show has a LOT of gay sex in it. more gay sex than it has straight sex. it’s super fucking hard to masturabte when the mother talks.

gonna take a break in the deadathon and watch something less heavy

friday the 13th remake. lol.

im at lax brothers, am on the way to phoenix for my connection

i’m here about 3 hours early

LEL

time to let these women know you have no baggage and get around.


um, you’re still my bro?

I had a conversation with an older caucasian gentleman about his gf that lives in china, i almost missed my flight because of it. I’d love to go to Japan and get some cooze

wat? you don’t do that? randomly?

just layin bed and slip a finger in your butthole?

it’s never random, i always shove a couple fingers up there when im jerking off..

that’s weird and maybe a little gay. i do it as a joke. you take it too far.

not really gay, the only "gay" experience i’ve had was with my friend of 15 years. ended up getting a little drunk and stayed over at his house. woke up to him sucking my cock, i thought it was a dream. by the time i realized what was going on i had already shot ropes in his mouth lol

been done before, only the finger is mine and the butthole belongs to someone else.

Watching trollhunter. Only 10min in….bout to smoke too.

high as fuck. just ate burritos. having a beer and watching an episode of Deep Space Nine. fuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah saturday afternoon ftmfw

u high?

But After the war you said you’d fight together.

you’re a fucking creep

i miss caturday

i’m an ape, this is more fitting

povertyape.gif

Watch that language, bitch

we’ve got your front, back, and side to side homie.

fixed

lol halfway there

i didn’t even see that coming

i see what you did there

just updated my phone, sisters… lost all contacts

i have sent him a link to our new headquarters

gonna eat some fucking salt & vinegar chips, drink some fucking beers, and… well… watch some buffy episodes.

kidding. i’m actually watching buffy season 5. pretty good.

I believe those two go cock in hand.

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

cumming like a pornstar first thing in the morning is a great way to start the day, sisters.

#REALTALK

quick trip to the post office for some overnighting is all it takes.

Take my money. Send me hash. Good hash.

watched Safety Not Guaranteed last night. It’s fucking awesome.

evan williams

MMM MMM BITCH

go die

UNCLE JAKE!!!! UNCLE JAKE!!!!

TURN ON THE NEWS!!!!!

ARIELTRAN JUST GOT DIGESTED BY KAA!!!!!

been watching six feet under. wish you were there Bob.

every fucking time i watch total recall i HAVE to masturbate to sharon stone in that spandex outfit. fuuuuuuuuuuu it’s like i’ve been conditioned to get a boner every time i see her dressed like that

will you also be there for the sunrise, it’d be sweet not to wake up to an empty thread.

i just had an orgasm while watching lady gaga. fuck i want to drill that slore.

don’t go thinking any fudge will be packed.

none of my fudge anyways.

so you’re saying you don’t want to fuck me?

watching Metric: Live At Metropolis in 5.1 surround. Fucking awesome. wasn’t mixed for anything above that.

guys i have something to tell you, and i’m not sure how you’re gonna take it…but…

THE FUCK ON

just so we are clear.

so you’re saying you don’t want to fuck….?

any of you sisters seen the cloud atlas? i heard it’s pretty fucked up and like 40 hours long. what’s says you fucks?

sup bro

good riddance, seriously

I knew I would wake up to no BS in the thread.

anybody have a reason why?

I knew I would wake up to no BS in the thread.

anybody have a reason why?

bob safer = BS

that is hilarious

but he got taken out cause he fucked with me in the main forum, tank got mad and protected me

lol. more like tank was annoyed at all your threads showing up at once and bant the bumper.

but for serious it was an afternoon of cooly

watched Dark Shadows last night brothers. it was funny. i liked it a lot. would watch again.

Mr. cooly mccoolster so paid, he be payin’ himself to tell the bosses he paid for protection what to feel when they ban the people doin’ his dirty work.

he’s paying for sex, amirite?

dirty work = sex with cooly = implied sex with bob safer = lol

fuck. there’s a pubic hair in my teeth. bitch needs shave bro.

fuck… ok… real talk

i had the worst fucking splatter shits this afternoon and i actually had to wash my fucking balls at the end.

seriously… how the fuck did anyone thing that this was a good design!?

poop nuggets suck. specially when they are watery.

on an unrelated note… i’m watching the last episodes of BtVS season 6, bitches. come at me

just got back from fucking a chick

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

my head is fucking killing me, i really should’ve just slept at her place but she has work in the morning

A half/half (titty/cock sporting) tranny once said "it’s all about the sunset bro, the sunrise ain’t shit". realtalk.

*holds you*

*slowly starts massaging your shoulders*

*kisses your neck and nibbles your ears*

*starts to unbutton your pants*

*rapes you*

i shouldn’t be this high at 730 on a friday

it’s too early for this shit i’m goin back to bed for 12 hours

give thanks bros. it’s black friday, all 24" long.

looks like the party is over.

no longer 24". only a floppy 12" left, get it while you can.

shhhh

no tears

only sunsets now

P.S. FUCK YOU, BOB

shhhh

no tears

only sunsets now

*holds you*

*slowly starts massaging your titties*

*kisses your neck and nibbles your nipples*

*starts to unbutton your pants*

**

dude don’t be a piece of shit your whole life. not fucking cool at all man.

Looks like I missed the black Friday special. Cybersexlol Monday?

his anus is wide open for business. Fuck Bob.

watching the fuck otu of season 7 of buffy. all them pretty bitches

dat bob safer gettin his ass whip.

facebook that.

i made my fuckfriend watch that shit and when he started yelling about facebook she lost her shit. i put my finger in her vag while we watched. afterwards she started stroking my cock while surfing for more fight videos. eventually she found a playlist of fights and started grinding her ass against my dick. i slipped inside of her and we fucked spoonstyle watching inner city black kids fight. at one point she asked me if we could go outside on the balcony so she could blow me. i agreed. we went out on the balcony which is surrounded by neighbors windows and shit. she got on her knees and sucked me off. she could feel me about to cum, stopped sucking, and finished me off onto her face and tits. she kept stroking me so that i would stay hard and when she was certain that i’d be able to stay up, she leaned over the railing and told me to stick it in. i asked which hole, because sometimes she’s ok with anal. she said ‘i don’t care just fuck a hole you piece of shit’ so i slipped in her pussy again, giving her deep hard thrusts. i could feel her tighten around my shaft, and her moaning was getting a lot louder than the traffic one story below us. i grabbed a handful of hair and pulled her head back, spitting on her face. she moaned louder and pushed back hard against my hard cock. I wrapped my fingers around her neck and choked her to stop the noise. she started bucking wildly against me. my knees felt like they might give out from under me, when i could feel the impending explosion building up in my ballsack. i choked her hard with one hand and slapped her hard in the mouth with the other. her eyes rolled back into her head. i slapped her hard again, cutting her lip. blood started running down her lip. i let go of her throat and she gasped for air. i hit her again, this time with a fist, while i pinched one of her nipples hard between my fingers. she let out a sharp cry, but i punched her again, harder than before. her eye almost instantly started to swell. her pussy was clenched so tight to my cock that the thrusting did nothing. we were locked together. i choked her again, trying to put her out so that her hole would release my sore member. her eyes started to cross, her entire body trembeled. she was cumming. her pussy released me long enough that i was able to pull out. i threw her against the window. she collapsed into a limp pile of quivering flesh. i stroked my aching cock to a sticky finish all over her body, walked inside, and made a turkey sandwich.

i’m in north olmsted, oh

somebody come fuck me

You have some of coolys shake on your lip there.

just watched Misery, sisters

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaan

Watched Zombies of Mass Destruction on netflix the other night and it was horrrrrrible. So I watched Dead Season right after. It wasn’t as bad, but I think that is because it followed that other piece of shit.

i was pissed that i spent money on dead season. really didn’t like it at all, but whatever… shit happens.

also… sisters… i’m fingering my butthole.

right.

nnnnnnnow

watchin superbad. bein sick. fuckin cold.

also… sisters… i’m fingering my butthole.

right.

nnnnnnnow

the fact that you would say something like that and not post pics should be a fucking bannable offense

it isn’t

oh shit my sun set all over her tits and face and neck

At least it wasn’t Zombies of Mass Destruction.

I need to watch Pontypool again. Maybe tonight. Only seen it once.

At least it wasn’t Zombies of Mass Destruction.

I need to watch Pontypool again. Maybe tonight. Only seen it once.

I really liked Pontypool. I really liked listening to Stephen McHattie talk. He’s got a great radio voice. Reminds me of Art Bell. Plus Georgina Reilly is HOT as fuck.

I really liked Pontypool. I really liked listening to Stephen McHattie talk. He’s got a great radio voice. Reminds me of Art Bell. Plus Georgina Reilly is HOT as fuck.

Ed Zachery!

damn. i could look at that broad all fucking day and not get bored.

Damn nephews, work is sucking more than bob when he’s on the clock. Or Roberta. No BS

That’s a whole lot of bobing and a guaranteed sick day.

hey

consider suicide please

I really liked Pontypool. I really liked listening to Stephen McHattie talk. He’s got a great radio voice. Reminds me of Art Bell. Plus Georgina Reilly is HOT as fuck.

hmm … she is cute, gonna try to download when I get off

I’d download, then get off if I were you.

sorrry man. couldn’t help it.

Bob Safer: Riding cooly’s power bottom off into the sunset one day at a time.

You weren’t saying that when we chaturbated last night.

Hit Somebody is going to be a mini-series! I’m pretty sure a 6 hour mini… that’s amazing! There’s so much story to see unfold now! I’m excited. Clerks III is also getting ready to shoot it’s hot, sticky load all over our faces and necks and tits and pussies and assholes and stomachs and eyeballs… It was all on the newest episode of Hollywood Babble-on.

I don’t know what the fuck you just wrote.

you touched me in ways I haven’t been touched since I was 5 years old.

12/21/12 Mayan Earth end so be sure to send your gifts and payments out ahead of time.

facepalm.gif

i’m watching the clerks animated series

A Texas man told authorities he carved a pentagram into the back of his 6-year-old son "because it is a holy day" in reference to the numerical date of 12-12-12, police said. He was incarcerated Wednesday on a $500,000 bond, charged with aggravated assault.
-Juggs, what have you done?

And Paul McCartney Dave Grohl and Krist Noveselic are playing a Nirvana reunion show tonight and will release a new song?
The world really is coming to an end.

i was diagnosed with autism today. shit sucks

i was diagnosed with no autism today. i’m ok.

A Texas man told authorities he carved a pentagram into the back of his 6-year-old son "because it is a holy day" in reference to the numerical date of 12-12-12, police said. He was incarcerated Wednesday on a $500,000 bond, charged with aggravated assault.
-Juggs, what have you done?

And Paul McCartney Dave Grohl and Krist Noveselic are playing a Nirvana reunion show tonight and will release a new song?
The world really is coming to an end.

Fuck that kid. He should have known better

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?

because I needed a reason to post this picture.

you don’t need a reason to post a picture on ot.

gonna watch The Snowball Effect now, sisters!

I just made a snowball effect and built myself a million tiny snowmen.

it’s a pretty interesting documentary on the birthing of clerks. i enjoyed it… but i could listen to scottie mo all fucking day and never get bored.

gonna watch Exorcist III tonight, cousins

maybe even gonna jerk off to coolyshake.gif

just to watch that cosby bitch take a dick

Gonna build a fire and chill by the fire place tonight. I’m sure I’ll be passed out with the quickness.

this

snow can be fun.

think I lost my phone. That $1.50 is gonna go quick.

Pretty safe

2 bombers of beer and I was gone. What a week last week was.

Let’s see if I can do it again this week…

i watched Compliance last night. holy. what a fucked up movie.

Bobin not so safe prison.

fucked up good or fucked up bad?

fucked up fucked up.

Good. I’ll have to watch it.

Y’all ever seen Meet The Feebles? That’s fucked up. Think Muppets on heroin.

i can not wait until i get my two weeks off after this week. i have a tired

looked like quite a few people were saying that in the main, i can’t tell, i have a paid lifetime

Get bant with your stupid ads.

Douche

Whoop whoop

Bitch showed up in a lot of other sub forums yesterday under a different name and got bandededededed.

Very similar ads, so I’m guessing he’s back. Maybe this time they’ll block by IP.

watched kiss kiss, bang bang last night. RDJ and Val Kilmer fuckin murder that shit. out the park. awesome fun flick.

Funny too.

tonight I’m gonna watch Vamps and a couple episodes of Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23.

100 pages of fucking awesome. ibthreaddelete

Coming down from my week long meth binge. I sore we were there sisters

Im in las vegas bleeeehh cant wait to board and get ouy of this shithole

2nd time today some mexican tried to speak spanish to me

page 98

HAPPY PAGE 100 YOU GUYS

The fuck off bob.

im fjcking zonked out

im sitting here getting caught up on 3 weeks of expense reports

BOWRLFL

BEEN UP SINCE 7 AM YESTERDAY

FUCK IT #YOLO

i’ve expensed over 3k in travel this m onth so far

FUCK YOUR YOLO!!!

sorry for yelling

I already pooped earlier….but another is brewing.

I’ll post pics later.

light or dark/long or short/thick or thin/processed or unprocessed

watched Red Riding: In The Year of Our Lord 1974 & Red Riding: In The Year of Our Lord 1980

holy fuck….

fuck….

those movies are fucking amazing. I’m going to finish it off with Red Riding: In The Year of Our Lord 1983 tonight to find out how it all ends.

gonna try and watch, if they aren’t what you say you’ll owe me some stoned & drunk time.

what what in tha butt

it’ll be a surprise.

i like surprises.

im autistic now because of this thread

MERRY

CHRISTmas

i just ate some happy birthday jesus cake

i wanted to shoot some little coolys in my gfs guts tonight but she tired

xmas sex complete. she woke up at like 330 and couldnt sleep

I JUST GOT FIRED YOU ASSHOLE

ban yourself, faggot. stop wasting bandwith with your retarded av. hateful piece of shit.

Serves you right for being stoned and drunk at work.

i was also stealing toner

that leaves you out, piece of shit.

Fuck them cunts

b

boo

boo

kitty

fuck

are we there yet grandma?

gonna do a peter jackson marathon tonight

first off, Evil Dead. Let’s destroy the rat monkey infected with a push mower!

After that, The Frighteners! Michael J Fox still can’t stop shaking!

no

no

yes….aaahhhh……just fucking with you. No.

are we there now, cause I gotta use the restroom.

gonna do a peter jackson marathon tonight

first off, Evil Dead. Let’s destroy the rat monkey infected with a push mower!

um… Evil Dead was written and directed by Sam Raimi.

Dead Alive was written by Stephen Sinclain, Frances Walsh, and Peter Jackson and directed by Peter Jackson.

They are two different films.

um… Evil Dead was written and directed by Sam Raimi.

Dead Alive was written by Stephen Sinclain, Frances Walsh, and Peter Jackson and directed by Peter Jackson.

They are two different films.

Dammit to Hell! That’s what I meant! Right movie…wrong title.

just piss in bob’s mouth like everyone else does

Roberta loves golden showers in her mouth. The fuck out.

done and done.

M
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just watched the new resident evil movie. restitutions or whatever it’s called. wasn’t bad. i jerked off to milla jovovich and that jap bitch in the red dress.

at least something good came out of the movie….

edit: GAWDAMN PAGE 100 BITCHES!

at least something good came out of the movie….

edit: GAWDAMN PAGE 100 BITCHES!

It was probably the most fun of all the sequels. I actually enjoyed it. Was pretty fucking surprised. But… I mean… I could jerk off to Milla Jovovich all day long and never get bored.

Then again, I could jerk off to a blank piece of paper all day and not get bored.

I agree with everything I quoted here.

i’m taking a monster fucking dump. my asshole is clenching and retching

i can not wait until brian202 takes a permaban

i sharted about ten minutes ago and had to change my under garments, sisters.

how are we not there now?

this must be Bob’s fault.

too busy looking at soya suicide. panda fucker extraordinaire

watched Trust. holy fuck that movie is fucked up.

all aboard!

next stop: Poopville, where the moon rises just to drop one on the sunset riding fags.

all aboard!

next stop: Poopville, where the moon rises just to drop one on the sunset riding fags.

all aboard!

next stop: Poopville, where the moon rises just to drop one on the sunset riding fags.

Cho-chooooooooooo!

Get me a 50 piece and a jumbo mellow yellow. Oh and don’t forget about my extra large fries.

just put in x-men first class. not sure what to expect.

it was ok. nothing to write home about, but it was fun.

watching Gone right now. Amanda Seyfried made me loose a half gallon of semen. fuck that broad is smokin hot.

some ghost keeps posting. can’t see shit, but post numbers aren’t making sense.

That shit was just on tv not too long ago. Might still be on.

I would do terrible things to meet Rachel Weisz. Would wife until old and grey. That broad is hotter when she’s on the rag and taking a foul smelling shit than most women are when they’re dressed for the club. I could probably kick her husband’s ass anyway.

just saw looper. SOO SICK!…some of the things pissed me off tho.

like when the chick shot him, looked like a clear shotgun chest shot…but it wasnt…when she repaired it…it was on his shoulder area…

god that movie was trippy . i love it!

just saw looper. SOO SICK!…some of the things pissed me off tho.

like when the chick shot him, looked like a clear shotgun chest shot…but it wasnt…when she repaired it…it was on his shoulder area…

god that movie was trippy . i love it!

now i never have to see it.

watching 1408, you fuckpieces. love this movie.

choo-choo.

Here we are at page 100, where we get laid over running a train on bob safer.

HI GUYS IM BACK AND MY BUZZ IS WEARING OFF

OK COOL

ALSO IM WAITING ON MY GF TO GET BACK

IM A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH NOW

ALSO IM WAITING ON MY GF TO GET BACK

IM A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH NOW

did she go out on a double date without you?
when she gets home, cooly shake that bitch till she passes out then fuck her with your balls stuffed in her asshole. when she wakes up make her lick those balls clean.

she was out. she was out being slammed in the anus by myself and a juggalo named dave.

WE’RE GOING INTO BOB SAFER’S RANCID DISEASED FUCKHOLE

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i think i’m going to watch Daydream Nation tonight, sisters

i think im going to go

BACK 2 BALLING

BACK 2 BALLING

BACK 2 BALLING

fucking hell

i just caught autism

did she go out on a double date without you?
when she gets home, cooly shake that bitch till she passes out then fuck her with your balls stuffed in her asshole. when she wakes up make her lick those balls clean.

i have to admit i started cracking up at this last night and had to slam the laptop down before she could see

and thanks to mute, the thread was deleted. 30/12/12 never forget.

finished men in brack. wasn’t very awesome. i’m glad i didn’t waste money on it.

trailer looks good


That does look good. Ima have to check that out

well the movie is def worth watching regardless of that, it gets a 9/10 or 4.5/5 after 2 viewings. thats just imo.

will report back after I watch it. right now i need to do some work. new years party tomorrow. won’t be sober until thursday.

Take me with you

Think im gonna buy a new car tomorrow. Go to a party and get fucking trashed. And have a friend drive me home. AGREED

holy fuck. martha marcy may marlene is fucking intense.

definitely worth the watch. the best kept secret in the olsen family… the hot younger sister who takes her gear off and can actually act.

followed it with Daydream Nation. pretty decent flick. bitch is hot.


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me too bro

welcome to my world bros & sissies.

i remember the days when i was stoned and drunk. but it’s a new year brothers and sisters… clean and sober living now.

gonna watch iron man 1 and 2 tonight brotatoes. it’s gonna be fucking awesome.

STOP IT

who are you talking to cooly?

Fuck yeah.

watching bronormal activity 2. fucking thing sucks.

i wish the broad would just take her fucking gear off already

just filled a bag with cum, now i’m going to have a taco.

watching exocist 2. fucking thing sucks.

let’s have a frank discussion about vaginas

james earl jones was in the exorcist 2. he plays a locust.

my tiny pink pussy just glistened

stahp

the exorcist 2 is a long, long boring movie.

i don’t know why i’m watching it. or why i bought the dvd.

come rub it for me zero, put some cock lotion on it, if you know what i mean

basically im asking you to come and fuck my asshole and spray cum all over my back

yeah i got that part of it, and then i stopped reading and started booking a flight.

then i saw how much it would cost and jerked off instead.

i’m watching x-men origins: wolverine, brothers and sister. it’s hard to masturabte to, but i’m managing.

i forgot that little hobbit dude was in it

just imagine iceman playing with your keister…..

Memoirs of a He-She

starring Bob Safer

i seriously will fuck you. send me your address

about to start watching season 3 of downton abbey, sisters and aunties

we’re all angry because of all the bad crap on tv…..

Or in most cases…..

we’re all assholes.

we’re all angry because of all the bad crap on tv…..

Or in most cases…..

we’re all assholes.

don’t encourage roberta

i just set my schedule to work in the midwest for nearly the next 12 weeks with a couple exceptions

midwest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *

my dick will seriously get really hard if it goes through

MI, IN, OH, WI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *

i will have like 3 flights during the next 12 week period to some shithole states but other than that i will be driving

sorry but fuck ohio. I’m from that crappy ass state.

the fuck out of that state

careful when driving off into the sunset, we don’t want you to lose your penis and turn to the darkside. We care bro.

sorry but fuck ohio. I’m from that crappy ass state.

the fuck out of that state

Im not saying i like ohio but working in ohio is awesome because i can get home thursday,night instead of friday

Thats all of Ohio.

I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD RIGHT NOW

just shitted and took a shower, i feel good now

my asshole unleashed all hell into the toilet

i love that when i paint the bowl brown.

should i stay in my current place or move to another house?

fuck moving….especially if its to poopville

Having a puppy really fucks up my normal sleep schedule of 4am-2pm. FUCK!

nieces, death racers is about to be watched.

I have decided that in my next life I will be a millionaire boy racer, terrorizing poopville.

sorry sisters, I was busy watching Being Human. not a bad show. I could get behind watching it again. and masturbating to the fine as fuck indian ghost bitch. ffffffffffffff

ghost’s are way hotter than real people

put in an offer on a poverty house today

dobis pls go

everyone needs a crackhouse.

to…

poopville…

i don’t think there’s a ton of millionaire boys in poopville for you to race.

I fly them in along with the supercars when on my vacations. You obviously haven’t seen their story.

i like the way you think, fucko.

watching your butthole clench

i’m just gonna say it. downton abbey is fucking amazing.

Bob, please dont post stupid shit like that.

finger in mah butthole while i do

… she said as she undressed.

I’m autistic now because of this thread

yeah, well wait till you graduate to the eggplant.

just started watching breaking bad. it’s ok.

i only watched a couple episodes of that. Never started it back up.

stopped watching breaking bad because it sucks assholes filled with semen

i’m about to watch Fright Night (85). watched Religulous this afternoon and quite enjoyed it.

damn zero, all u do is watch tv shows/movies. some seriously gay movies too. i wouldnt waste my time with charlie fucking angels.

just watched john dies at the end. it was good and not at all gay. you know what is gay though? the cocks in your mouth.

burn.

fuck tv…there aint ever shit on it. except when there is something on it.

i’m gonna watch the fuck out of kiss kiss bang bang later. bur first i need to go grocery shopping and make donairs.

watching Se7en for the millionth time. Morgan Freeman is baller as fuck.

maybe i’ll make some bratwursts and have a salad.

My mouth just watered…jesus christ

Just watched Ray. Ray was a fuckin pimp, having hoes in all the area codes.

He paid everybody in one dollar bills, making it rain daily. Like a true baller.

If he were young and alive today I think he’d be a gangsta rapper.

just watched We Need To Talk About Kevin. it was meh. Tilda Swinton was awesome but the flick was meh.

i’m watching ghost hunters, you horrible pieces of shit

i broke a string on my guitar, brothers.

my condolences.

uti

Spit some bars nulga

hey brothers! guess who doesn’t have herpes!!! that’s right! me! tests came back clean. no more trashy bitches.

Wait a minute, if you don’t got em, where did Cooly get em?

tsss the red carpet what like its stained with fuckin period blood or somethin?

fuckin double wings

ejaculating my way through the season premiere of Being Human. It’s fucking tits.

masturbation is key to the lock of life.

wait, thats not right

Weak, that’s a season premiere of American Idol for me.

oh way to change the subject from charlies angels to john dies at the end. so u can make the rebuttal gay joke.

which clarifies my meaning, that charlies angel is, in fact for faggots. ure not one are u? surely just.

oh way to change the subject from charlies angels to john dies at the end. so u can make the rebuttal gay joke.

which clarifies my meaning, that charlies angel is, in fact for faggots. ure not one are u? surely just.

i watch all sorts of shit bro. a movie doesn’t make you gay. all the cock in your asshole right now is what makes you gay.

and it wasn’t a subject change, it was a movie change. sorry. next time i’ll watch charlie’s angels for 36 hours straight so you can cling to a fairly lame joke.

want to watch a documentary. can’t think of anything worth getting though. suggest something, sisters.

filling up the tires in my car while sipping some hot chocolate and about to deposit a check

if it were up to me, we’d all be chugging beers right now

if it were up to me, dobis would be dead by now

if it were up to me we’d all be getting lap dances

If it were up to me, i’d free charles manson

you’re sweet enough already

if it were up to me
i’d delete this thread

if it were up to me
i’d delete this thread

if it were up to me i’d kiss you

I wonder what happened to Ang. I miss it.

If it were up to me, the chick with the playboy bunny av would be posting naked pictures

0nobodyknows0

you’re looking a little thin there zero.

it’s the nipples

sometimes i forget how much i liked white rabbit

this movie went gay with all the planes and nazis

should have kept it feudal japan based. would have been baller as fuck

like the new wolverfuckingine movie. shit is going to be tits.

still… if she gonna dress like a sluttier sailor moon… i’m gonna jerk off to this

i just want to see a sluttier sailor moon

i ate a girl named Darla once. she was hot.

watching Red Dawn, brothers and sisters

holy fuck, i’m in class and i just busted out laughing.

good job sir

Aunts, I would like to enjoy a cold alcoholic beverage

I’m reading World War Z and so far it’s nothing like the movie trailer.

apparently the critics are really fucking that movie in the ass becuase it is NOTHING like the book. it shares a name, that’s the extent.

mods, please ban P-Nut

Thanks

WTF is wrong with you?

You’ve never had ?

WTF is wrong with you?

You’ve never had ?

he thought you were talkin bout neggars

Really?

WTF does a nga have to do with cherry pie? I see no relation. Everyone likes pie!

If I was going to be racist, it’d be 1. against someone that I know and possible have a beef with and 2. I wouldn’t use the word "black".

A little fucking sensitive bro? Geez!

Although I’m born and raised in Alabama, I’m not that guy.

Really?

WTF does a nga have to do with cherry pie? I see no relation. Everyone likes pie!

If I was going to be racist, it’d be 1. against someone that I know and possible have a beef with and 2. I wouldn’t use the word "black".

A little fucking sensitive bro? Geez!

Although I’m born and raised in Alabama, I’m not that guy.

lol

Really?

WTF does a nga have to do with cherry pie? I see no relation. Everyone likes pie!

If I was going to be racist, it’d be 1. against someone that I know and possible have a beef with and 2. I wouldn’t use the word "black".

A little fucking sensitive bro? Geez!

Although I’m born and raised in Alabama, I’m not that guy.

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel??

I think he’s the chocolate covered frozen banana type of guy.

just like my cousin walter

time to watch The Bang Bang Club, brothers and sisters.

bahahhahahhaa

fuck man….i’m terd. wrong, i’m tired

nope. it’s all in the head that’s in dobis p.r. anus.

Careful with that.

With nuts?

Just had an epic battle with the mighty terdmonster. Luckily I defeated it and cast that brown demon into the watery depths.

i’m not watching tv, sisters! i’m reading a book!

i lied. i’m actually jerking it to the weather channel broad.

I was gunna learnt to read, but the horse kicked mamma in the head and killed her. I never learnt how to read.

Oh God!

I hope Dobis P.R.’s mom wasn’t killed by a horse. He might try and get me banned again.

Oh God!

I hope Dobis P.R.’s mom wasn’t killed by a horse. He might try and get me banned again.

who?

dobis is the most worthless fuckign member on this site

almost finished my book, brothers. then i’ll be settling in to a relaxing evening of masturbating and tacos. i hate working saturdays.

masturbating tacos seems kinda interesting

i contacted a real beaner and he said "que?" a whole bunch and then handed the phone to his grandmother. she agreed with tamale and that nobody masturbates with tacos in her house because it’s no bueno.

So I’m watching Haunted Collector, and it’s pretty amazing how this guy can find that one object in a house full of bullshit that has a ghost attached to it! EVERY TIME! The mother fucker’s like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker’s better than MacGyver!

i’m gonna thumb my rusty sheriff’s badge for a bit

real neggaz only gotta take one shot to the head.

why does Dobis P.R. enjoy riding off during sunsets?

ur anus comes up.

i might have just shit out an entire cobb salad

ALWAYS

just watched being human
might jerk off
sally
fuuuuuuuu

salad shooter?

it’s like a coolysalad only with less butter.

Come with me if you want to live.

oops. i meant to say that i need to get some gatorade for tomorrow. gonna be a hungover day.

i don’t mean that i’m sorry i love you guys. i mean i’m sorry, and i love you guys.

bunch of cunts.

beeteedubz 38,500

Come with me if you want to live.

Zero is going to wake up spooning in poopville.

kate winslet is so fucking hot it’s disgusting.

i just want to bathe her in fucking semen

Happy post #38,503 Zero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy 1,342nd post mute. let’s buttfuck each other.

We have cake then I spoon you’re bowels.

Dobis & p-nut our salad get tossed.

not until present is monkey

and in this one.

Happy 9th anniversary of being an OT member Zero.

Happy 7th anniversary of being an OT member Cooly.

you make me feel old

watching kitchen nightmares, trying to get some writing done. fuck me, sally. what a long, boring day.

vancouver/calgary. it’s a shit game so far.

Buried myself in a black cherry last night. Take that however you want.

i’ve had a churning in my stomach for almost two hours now. i feel like i’ve got to shit Seattle.

please dont post stupid shit like this

yes

meaning I’m in your story, or are you in his?

coolyfiction

I don’t know anymore.

yeah happy 1,950th bro. we love you.

1,950 is a milestone? wouldn’t it be 2,000?

I have to go to wisconsin for the next two weeks on monday :-(

At least i will be able to drive though. So sick of planes

they are all milestones

eat some rhubarb

fuck. brothers. i’ve been shitting all day. i’ve taken four shits today.

coolyshakes

might want to make out your will cuz. don’t forget how much we all love you.

pooping is good for you….you are actually healthier than all of us. I’ve only pooped once today. :/

just a theoretical question:

if you poop and it’s liquid, is it still considered poop?

a "friend" (zero) would like to know.

tell your "friend" (zero) that its actually chocolate milk. Drink it for a sweet snack and not to be confused with Yoo-Hoo! which is a chocolate drink.

you’re gonna be all right zero, no worries. I read somewhere that unless you poop chocolate milk there is no need to recycle.

better spaghetti than lasagna.

Just finished episode 4 of the walking dead video game and I think that while the walking dead tv show has grown lame…
it will never be a match for the walking dead video games. The walking dead games have much better character development and a much more in-depth plot than the tv show.

i’ve had the most foul smelling farts all day, sisters. it’s like there’s a cabbage rotting in my asshole.

i think i’m going to watch fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer

gonna watch the amazing spiderman then possibly post my thoughts/rate it against the video game.

fell asleep watching FF4. boring as fuck.

Uncles, i’m sitting at the house drinking a beer….might watch the finale of american horror story.

what did you think?

The movie was entertaining, I’ve never played the game.

I haven’t seen the movie and didn’t know a game existed.

how big is the rock you’re living under?

I just had fresh baked cookies and sucked on a goats tit.

i asked my gf if i could shit on her chest and she said no and then threw a pot of coffee at my head. dumb bitch. now she has to clean up coffee.

that’s what she did to me yesterday. Bitch doesn’t learn.

who the fuck are you? Dobis Lickscock?

she’s not very smart, brother

She may not be smart, but I taught her to listen. She told me I fell in love with a married woman (yes I know there is no future) but I just didn’t wanna give her up as the memories would kill me. The memories and love wont go away, despite the fact that she cheated on me. That night we were arguing and she took off the ring and threw it at me with her coffee. I couldn’t believe it and flipped. I beat her for a time that seemed like an eternity. I was no longer angry or too distant.Obviously the pain seemed too hard to deal with and I wanted an easy way out. There is none.I still to this day feel the guilt of what I had done that night. She lives with it because I lift weights and grow stronger by the day.

Should have thought that one through.


damn you kanye….always making your way into every thread

he’s really soaked into the global consciousness.

you should pray to whoever it is you follow and thank him for bringing kanye into your life.

there is only one god and his name is Kanye motherfucking West, fool.

Amen sistah!

Story of my life

watching the cky films and they still make me laugh.

watching doom. it’s a piece of shit. fuck this i’m going to watch don’t trust the bitch in apartment 23

i’m watching Frenzy. naked bitches gettin strangled with neckties!

I was always a little upset that there wasnt more skating in them.

is that per stroke?

i just fingered my back pussy while reading that post

p.s. just so you know, like i mean just so that we’re clear about all of this . . . i’m the one that put kanye on the map.

i farted and a little poo came out. I dont know what to do

let’s take a look at your options.

you could wipe. that’s an option.
you could not wipe, and instead make some pancakes. that’s an option.
you could watch Poppy Montgomery in Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story. that’s an option, and a pretty good one because Poppy is fucking HOT. i didn’t ever think i would jerk off to J.K. again, but this movie totally proved me wrong. i spanked it twice, and came three times.
you could shower and was the poo away. that’s an option.

*NWS

Depends.

Thanks for the help guise. The sitch has been resolved.

i started watching All Good Things but it’s terrible and boring. stopped watching.

theres some wishful thinking that you bang bang faggots.
Dobis, P.enis R.iding forever off into the sunset.

watching the 6th day, trying to stay awake

you know we all think you’re ok.

Guise shut up. Stop having wet dreams about me

dobis has a thread he posts to in the main forum everytime he faps to one of us.

that reminds me. haven’t made a "i masturbated an hour ago" thread for a long time.

the main was open for a while. guess it’s closed now. oh well. we poor now.

so when kelly rowland popped out of the stage during halftime i had a pavlovian response. i became immediately erect and started to masturabte without realizing that i was doing it. my gf threw the remote control at me and stormed out of the house. i realized what was happening, but she looked so fucking hot i didn’t care. i finished all over the remote control.

joke’s on her, this isn’t my house.

so when kelly rowland popped out of the stage during halftime i had a pavlovian response. i became immediately erect and started to masturabte without realizing that i was doing it. my gf threw the remote control at me and stormed out of the house. i realized what was happening, but she looked so fucking hot i didn’t care. i finished all over the remote control.

joke’s on her, this isn’t my house.

is dobis the only one here in the in crowd?

i’m about to domybusiness by squeezing one out.

brb

watching the girl with the dragon tattoo. because rooney mara.

what is a coiler?
I can’t afford a dicksonhairy.

p.s. girl with the dragonqueen tattoo was pretty good. rooney mara was believable. i liked it more than the french one.

I feel asleep during it…but thats not uncommon for me to do. Not that i have narcolepsy or anything. I just fall asleep watching tv. or movies.

pics or it didnt happen. of hurricane, not shitz

autism happened just now in this thread

i’m watching Kill Bill because it’s fucking amazing

Im in milwaukee and ready to go back to my hotel. Tired as fuck

i’m watchin Kill Bill 2, bitches. might make tacos.

i watched extremely loud and incredibly close last night. it was dull. i was not captivated by it.

i’m thinking about renting the possession tonight.

how is the fap count cumming along?

I got your pm about the tranny porn, sorry I can’t help you out.

nope

i wish i was fapping at this moment. class sucks. I want to see what my classmate would look like with a milk mustache

I decided to rent Red Lights instead because a) Robert DeNiro is like a ghost detective or something, and b) Lizzie Olsen is in it and if I start masturbating to her my gf will get annoyed and go to yoga or pilates or something and I’ll be able to watch the hockey game after without anyone asking me 5900000 questions through it.

Don’t do that. I’m not home she won’t have anywhere to go.

hey bebba

interrobang

…go on…

is it safe?

any good drugs?

Jerkin off to the jerky boys.

Help me out here cooly.

Jerkin off to the jerky boys.

Help me out here cooly.

u r drug

imbalances??

you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about mang. I cook my own crack and that shit is top notch, one hit and you’ll never quit. that shit you do is probably just granulated sugar and you’re going to try and tell me I have imbalances? fuck me.

Do me.

2 down. 4 more to go….thats all i have. :/

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT am i hungover this morning

i called work and said ‘i quit’ and went back to sleep for two hours

i’ll just show up on monday like nothing happened

better yet show up with your resume on monday, re-apply for the same position and ask for higher pay due to the amount of experience you have.

ho lee fuck

somebody suck mute’s cock for being awesome! NOW!

e/o

this is your cue

I didn’t watch any movies last night. I drank a fuck load and shot cum in my gf’s hair "by accident"

I’m not going to say that it was intentional, because I can’t aim my cum shots at all, but I’m not going to deny that I wanted to put it somewhere she’d hate it. She’s into the creampie because she likes to finger her puss after I shoot in her and rub her fingers all over her clit. It’s kind of hot to watch. She gets off on playing with cum in her pusshole.

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sorry brothers. i haven’t been watching much tv because i’ve been reading a great book by Elmore Leonard called out of sight. it’s super good.

so warm and soft

i dont know what the fuck you said little boy

i am fingerfucking the fuck out of my fucking fuckhole right now, sisters. my lips are raw as fuck.

She said three words to me. Stop, no, and Dont. I said BIATCH

last time a woman said three words to me it was "tell my lawyer." fucking cunt.

hi bb

need to get my ass to bed. working in castle rock in the morning. denver on wednesday. and wheat ridge on thursday

then my ass is flying back to michigan thursday night

pics of welcome to castle rock sign with a taco bell wrapper beside it, or bullshit.

now post pics of your god damn asshole

I could eat some tacos. I need to shit anyway.

oh poops!
Cooly da shits now zero gots to come through with the turd tunnels!

you think it hurts now, just wait till coolyshakes in it.
it’s going to hurt so good you’ll cry with tears of joy.

now post pics of your god damn asshole

i agree

now post pics of your god damn asshole

Cooly ate
Zero out

Boobookittyfuck member

that ain’t no welcome to castle rock sign with a taco bell wrapper that i ever seen, mofucka

don’t even think they have money to afford a "welcome" sign

whole lotta poor people walking around.

location: poverty

i’ll end up raping you when i go back to washington state anyway. i’m gonna drive up to visit you



oh bitch i’m gonna cum all over your face and tits.

watched Cape Fear last night. loved it.

deniro looked scary in that movie. but his accent was fucking turrible.

Watched seven psychopaths. It was alright.

just finished watching "Sound City: Real to Reel" and it was pretty fucking pimp.

brothers. i am at the airport imho.

i have to get from this

awwwwwwwwwwww yissssssss bitches watching hockey and drinking beers. feels good man

oen of you twat monkeys must have seen House of Flying Daggers. that means one of you can tell me how good it is or isn’t. my body is ready.

i dunno though. i was super thrilled with the last two bond flicks. i know i saw whatever the second one with daniel craig was, but i couldn’t tell you fucking anything about it other than there was a car chase and a fight at some point.

oh shit that was the one with Daniel Craig?? I thought that one was the one with Sean Connery.

right?

watched Killshot this afternoon. it was really good. different from the book, but they did it justice. diane lane was really good in it, so was mickey rourke. worth seeing.

watchin the fuck out of skyfall, sisters

it’s not bad. the opening was pretty good. i have no idea what it’s about though. 35 minutes in and no real plot.

1 hour in. plot is wafer thin. not really being sold on the story so far.

i think severine is old enough to be my mom

skyfall was so-so. i wouldn’t ever watch it again.

watching the fuck out of deep impact right now.

i fell asleep watching Norm Macdonalds stand up. He isnt very funny. Made me sleepy.

i once fell asleep to a norm macdonald sketch on snl. i had the weirdest dream that i was never going to have a successful show on tv, and i got herpes repeatedly from male prostitutes. for a brief moment i knew the pain of being norm macdonald.

I pooped not too long ago. I already miss it. :/

gonna watch the halloween remake tonight, cousins

i won’t lie. i’m going to masturbate to sheri moon zombie. i don’t know why, but i think it’s because she’s so whorey

i can get down with this.

i will also lose a load to danielle harris. holy. fuck. she’s so hot. i told my gf that i think about danielle sometimes when she’s blowing me. she punched me in the stomach as hard as she could. jokes on her though because when she did i threw up kfc all over her new dress. lol. what a cunt.

i am

she was not impressed by either my length or girth, and said it did not hurt her butthole

so i knocked out two of her teeth. i figure she was talking shit so her asshole must be on her face.

just kidding. i pushed her into the bath tub and pissed on her while she screamed and threw shampoo bottles at my dick.

just kidding. i actually was watching Bridesmaids. it was pretty funny. i was surprised. hadn’t expected much.

i watched dredd last night. I kinda enjoyed it

i heard it was so-so. was it round about the same as the total recall remake?

what should i watch first? seven psychopaths or sinister?

i already watched argo and the insider yesterday.

were either good? i’ve heard good shit about argo.

i’d go with sinister.

were either good? i’ve heard good shit about argo.

i’d go with sinister.

argo is quite good, its based on actual events (the ppl who were recused said it was pretty accurate all the way)…the first 20 mins sets the tone of the movie, then the last 20 mins is nail-biting.

the insider is a fucking classic, u havent seen it?

k sinister it is, i wasnt too sure about my movie choices for tonight.

Only thing about Judge Dredd was that it was crappy and had Sylvester Stallone in it…which is also crappy. No this was pretty decent and had some pretty cool scenes in it

argo is quite good, its based on actual events (the ppl who were recused said it was pretty accurate all the way)…the first 20 mins sets the tone of the movie, then the last 20 mins is nail-biting.

the insider is a fucking classic, u havent seen it?

k sinister it is, i wasnt too sure about my movie choices for tonight.

god damnit no, bitch! haven’t you been reading this thread? all i do is masturbate and fight with my gf. i don’t have time to watch fucking movies!

just watched Out of Sight. it was really good. they nailed the mood of the novel and it was definitely one of the better adaptations of elmore leonard’s writing that I’ve seen (though Killshot was pretty good).

gonna go shoot some sperm on my gf’s hair while she’s asleep so she has cum in her hair for work tomorrow! best bf evar!

fuck she’s still awake and she caught me standing by her head jerking off.

i told her i was horny and wanted to bang and now she’s getting dressed and going home

i think i’m going to ask her to marry me tomrorow

awesome.if she says yes we celebrate by getting shitfaced and picking up some hookers, if she says no we get over it by getting shitfaced and raping her.

i love you

great minds think alike

laying in bed with the gf. she’s sleeping and im watching sprots

my gf is out dancing with her girlfriends

i’m pretty sure that’s code for "sucking some guy off in a bar bathroom

all the dicks at one time are for sunsets

watched part two of The Dark Knight Returns last night. holy fuck was it good.

gonna watch looper….i guess. getting drunk at the same time.

i’m watching psycho and i’m pretty drunk

gf is going out again with her friends. i think she’s cheating on me but i don’t care enough to ask. hopefully she’ll just go away.

just watched chronicle. it was fucking good. haters hated because they hate and are gay. and also dobis.

saw skyfall for the 3rd time i actually like it the 3rd time the best, saw it in theatres first time, then blu-ray 2x. it became best viewed at 3rd time for me. such beautiful cinematography. roger deakins better win!

anyways sinister was a pretty wicked movie, creepy as fuck and nothing was stupid that like most horror movies had. brutal ending tho (i mean that in a neutral way but it was definitely dark) dat mr.boogie….and his damn home videos…*shudders*

just watched The Ramen Girl. i would do terrible things to brittany murphy in her prime. i get a pavlovian response whenever i hear her voice. my cock gets hard and then i crave the sensation of ejaculating.

i’m gonna watch something. just thought i’d fill you guys in.

i’m about to watch something else now. maybe something with vaginas in it.

i need to cum by my "gf" says she’s too tired to accept my penis in her vag. how fucking much effort does it take to roll over and lift a cheek? it’s not like she ever does any of the work. lazy bitch just lays there like a fucking pile of towels right out of the dryer. the fucking towels don’t talk back, they don’t leave dirty plates by the bed, they don’t leave half-drunk glasses of juice all over the fucking house to get moldy–not to mention actually being a huge fucking waste of juice that she’s not paying for. fucking cunt. i really want to tell her she’s not allowed to stay here anymore and she can go back to living with her brother and his wife and kids. maybe if she had a job she could afford to get her own place, buy her own fucking juice, and leave her own fucking plates by her own fucking bed for a change. she’d die in a week on her own though. she can’t even use a microwave without setting the toaster on fire. that’s how hugely dumb she is. serves me right for bedding down a blond. blonds are fucking stupid as screendoors on submarines or pedophile clowns for kids parties.

i really hate this cunt. i’m trying to drive her out in a really passive aggressive sort of way. this morning, when she was still all hungover and shit from last night, i watched 8 Mile with the volume turned WAY the fuck up. she got mad and told me to turn it off, so i told her if she opened her mouth again i would shove a broken bottle in her asshole.

now i’m all upset and shit. i need to cum on something.

i’m going to go jerk off on her leather jacket.

that slut needs came on. or at very least her leather needs came on

i need to cum by my "gf" says she’s too tired to accept my penis in her vag. how fucking much effort does it take to roll over and lift a cheek? it’s not like she ever does any of the work. lazy bitch just lays there like a fucking pile of towels right out of the dryer. the fucking towels don’t talk back, they don’t leave dirty plates by the bed, they don’t leave half-drunk glasses of juice all over the fucking house to get moldy–not to mention actually being a huge fucking waste of juice that she’s not paying for. fucking cunt. i really want to tell her she’s not allowed to stay here anymore and she can go back to living with her brother and his wife and kids. maybe if she had a job she could afford to get her own place, buy her own fucking juice, and leave her own fucking plates by her own fucking bed for a change. she’d die in a week on her own though. she can’t even use a microwave without setting the toaster on fire. that’s how hugely dumb she is. serves me right for bedding down a blond. blonds are fucking stupid as screendoors on submarines or pedophile clowns for kids parties.

i really hate this cunt. i’m trying to drive her out in a really passive aggressive sort of way. this morning, when she was still all hungover and shit from last night, i watched 8 Mile with the volume turned WAY the fuck up. she got mad and told me to turn it off, so i told her if she opened her mouth again i would shove a broken bottle in her asshole.

:r ofl: please let this be true

i came in the sleeve of her jacket. she won’t know until she goes to work tomorrow. hopefully on the way she gets hit by a fucking bus.

that’s actually kind of harsh. the poor people on the bus didn’t do anything to me. i don’t hope she gets hit by a bus. i hope she drives into a brick wall.

Please post in other thread.

so I’m thinking about watching a documentary today, but I can’t decide on just one.

at the Doubletree in Denver surrounded by a bunch of poor people :-(

just like my thoughts, all my sentences end in you

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

so we’ll be postin our logs, only in you

I bought some alcohol earlier and barely got buzzed.
MissionFail

HOLY FUUUCK DIS NEGGA ON FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

last caught on film by Dobis P.R. aka The Notorious F.A.G. aka The Night Stalk Rider

cooly told me he had an emergency airtran flight and then he got digested by kaa

truly a tragic story

Cooly happens to make one last post about being surrounded by disgusting people, but happens to find the time to take a pic of himself from 10 ft away and sends it to you. hmmmm…..

someone recommend me a good documentary to watch

Che (2008)

not quite sure how much of a documentary it actually is

there are 2 episodes, each 2 hours long

and it’s in spanish, so you would have to read

Che (2008)

not quite sure how much of a documentary it actually is

there are 2 episodes, each 2 hours long

i could probably do that. i’ll look for it on fuckflix or netgay. whatever it’s called. the one with all the shows about buttfucking.

that’s where I caught it

wrong account, bob

Male escort no longer profitable?

he gets hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
he works hard for the money
So you better treat him right

Twenty-eight years have come and gone
And he’s seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need him there

It’s a sacrifice working day to day
For little money, just tips for pay
But it’s worth it all
Just to hear them say that they care

he gets hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
he works hard for the money
So you better treat him right

i used to shake my dick for sailors in the 80s
but then i got a real job
at a comic book shop
now i shake my dick at sailors but i do it behind a counter instead of on a stage

what did i watch last night? what was it? i forgot. it was something about a woman? or maybe it was about a kidnapping. oh right! the dictator. it was pretty funny. i liked it.

watched me up some documentaries last night. yup. sure did. watched me Inside Job with that Matt Damon fellow. it was pretty good. all about them wall street fat cats. and then i watched me a movie called The Big Fix. it was all about the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico and how BP fucked everything up and then poisoned the shit out of some folks. it was pretty good.

i have a cold and my farts are rancid

just ate some leftover tgi fridays so thats not going to help

do they have tgi fridays in canuckistan zero?

fuck you motherfuckers i’m watching catfish and drankin

it was better the first time when i didn’t know for sure it was going tobe a shitty tb who

I watched The Dark Knight Rises….it wasn’t bad.

i have to poop soon. then i’m going to watch Let’s Scare Jessica To Death

yeah, I think i’m gonna need to poop. I just took my dog out and she pooped….looked very relaxing.

sometimes i post on ot while i’m taking a dump. not today though . . . unless

recommend me a good movie for today, brothers. the one i wanted to watch isn’t on netfucks.

* It’s actually Dobis but I don’t like putting people doing their business out there like that.

i only read this blog for mute’s opinions. he’s very articulate.

Cooly Cooly bo booley, banana fana fo-fooly, fee fi mo mooly Cooly!!

lol now you have to post the dance youtube.

Let’s make this a team effort.

fuck you cooly, you dog shit. i’m stuck watching End of Days by myself because of your advises.

i am not dog shit

i am ape shit

so apparently i have to go to fucking pittsburgh next week

i really want to slap the fuck out of someone right now

i will probably get mugged by a poor person down there

i’m going to try to get on a new territory with just the midwest

midwest imho

Cooly: forever spreading poverty to the masses.

just another prayer in the church of cooly.

come stay with me. i’ll take good care of you. nothing sexual or anything. you into men at all?

i see mute lurking in this thread

probably stroking his bean pole

it’s a giant bean pole i climb to jack off now and then.
only this time shed tears thinking only zero has been invited to povertyville

it’s a giant bean pole i climb to jack off now and then.
only this time shed tears thinking only zero has been invited to povertyville

you can cum too…i mean come too…

i will have to fuck you though. it’s part of the initiation process to povertyville. it’s completely straight though because i am not gay. it just proves you are strong and can go through anything

i lurk cause i’m hurt, and feeling myself.

you can cum too…i mean come too…

i will have to fuck you though. it’s part of the initiation process to povertyville. it’s completely straight though because i am not gay. it just proves you are strong and can go through anything

oh please tell me this isn’t just a dream

shhhh shhh no tears now, only dreams

*gently places hand on your soft supple thigh*

well, that was oddly satisfying, once again

i’m watching Lost and just realized there is nobody besides cooly and zero that i would rather crash with on a far away island so we can build our own povertyville from scratch, and spread our truths around the world.

perhaps we should begin by creating our commandments.

1.you shall commit adultery.
2.you shall steal.

i’m writing a synopsis and query letter.

with my cock juice. it’s mah dick pen. you gotta shake it sometimes to get the ink flowing.

and here we have the first invention from our uncivilized nation to be. we shall use the backs of the same gender as tablets to write on.

And lo, before them went 27 vestal women, and they did shaketh the quill of Yaweh, and upon the backs of the darkest slates were wrote the words of Mute, and those of his disciples.

–The Book of Mute 15:9

And, that all dark slates be chained and bound, by the grace of the disciples, and upon them wrote the names of all who were of faith.

–The Book of Mute 16:9

yall were busy last night.

location: poverty’s butthole

it happens. cooly was open for business.

i watched Red Dragon. it was not awesome.

may I watch
nothing sexual or anything

cooly will do anything for a few foodstamps.

I might listen to some Opeth, aunties, while I pick a movie to watch tonight.

help me out here, bumberclots. start suggestificating me some movies up in this thread.

who wouldn’t?

watch Mad Max, it will help you prepare for what is in our future.

these are all terrible suggestions. you guys are straight up cunts.

may I watch
nothing sexual or anything

you only want to watch?

i’m watching Teen Wolf. FUCK YOU COOLY.

don’t tempt me

*wipes precum off tip of pulsing cock*

I’m saving myself for Ang.

ang is dead. buttfucked to death 3 years ago

E/O!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU’RE MINE

sitting here at 2 am

need to reup on my mucinex

i just watched the FUCK out of teen wolf and saw the dick taxi at the end.

yep. got buttfucked to death. her corpse is on display at the henry ford museum

jerking off and going to sleep, sisters.

i’m at the museum right now looking at her corpse and prolapsed asshole

how much do they charge to enter?

its all donation. You give the tip and you can enter all day long.


this is why i love you, fuckface


apparently fuckface is rich so the only donation necessary there is some shaftin’.

it’s free as long as i film

can I choose all of the above or do I have to fuck someone at face value?

forget fucking at face value, just fuck my face

tomorrow im going to drive about 2 hours to get some thai food

#you only live once, that is the motto nigger, yolo

tomorrow im going to drive about 2 hours to get some thai food

#you only live once, that is the motto nigger, yolo

no good places closer?

it’s the new shit

Nope. The best thai is s hike. I live in the suburbs so theres a bunch of bullshit chain restaurants by me

hopefully it is 2 hours roundtrip and not one way.
still pretty far for food though.

change of plans. i really don’t feel like doing all the driving. will just settle for a chinese joint about 10 minutes away

I’m about to go grab some beer, brothers.

grab my cock from behind and kiss me on the neck and tell me i’m weak

I don’t need you all up on my nuts no more, that’s what the wrinkles are there for, recognize

we will see who the bitch is once you’re done getting drunk

we will take turns making him feel like he is back in thailand so that he won’t have to drive 2 hours to do so.

the bukkake on

so I’m watching "the cave" and it’s pretty abysmal.

i don’t think i like this movie too much

i fingered my asshole just now. it wasn’t intenst.

the master is a pretty damn good movie, becoming a fan of paul thomas anderson. his movies are unique which i really like. need some variety on my blu-ray collection. excellent acting and photography (so gorgeous!)

i remember seeing there will be blood on a shitty 32" hdtv long time ago when it came out, i thought it was ok…since then ill have to see it again on my tv.

magnolia, i saw parts of it once, thought it was fucked, saw it more than 5 yrs ago so will have to buy it.

boogie nights, havent seen it either. but ill get into it.

i’m stuffing my fingers in your butthole right now.

pics for proof or ban

and I know you have more than one set of fingers

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hey, I know how to get crunk

recognize bitches

careful now, recognize where you’re at and don’t go claiming the wrong set mr. part II

i’m dranking the fuck out of some beerrs, brothers. recommend me a good movie

apologizing now isn’t going to change the circumstances.

don’t make me give you the big toe test up in this bitch.

oh bitches i’m drankin the fuck out of some beers and watching the mist.

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i’m listening to an episode of tell em steve-dave and trying to decide what to watch while i do laundry and drink

stand back motherfuckers! i’m living the high life here!

thinking maybe i might watch a vampire flick today. here’s my choices, help me to please pick some for watch.

daybreakers
blade
blade II
blade III
30 days of night
bram stoker’s dracula
interview with the vampire
skin walkers
i am legend

interview with the vampire or lost boys. flip a coin

interview it is. thanks, mute. you are a valued member.

i’m drinking beers now too sisters. also playing battlefield

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i just ate more chinese food. doing laundry. just came in my gf. period sex ftw/l

watching good luck chuck and doing laundry

did you take a 12 hour flight to china for the best chinese take out?

finished re-watching game of thrones season 1 & 2

i like your style, cunt.

i’m either going to watch the happening or 30 days of night. haven’t decided yet.

word i just started my first run through. I enjoy.


cooly is cumming

i need to re-watch the happening. I wonder if its on webfilms.


cooly is cumming

every time i cum i’m thinking about daenerys. every. time.

im watching it right now, charlie chan.

every time i cum i’m thinking about zero thinking about daenerys. every. time.

every time i cum i’m thinking about zero thinking about daenerys. every. time.

every. tiem.

nice little circle jerk ya’ll got started there

i’m gonna watch red dragon and see if it doesn’t suck when i’m sober

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not much of a circle if e/o doesn’t stick around

will you give us a hand or two

obviously you’re a taker

well well, this is starting to cum together nicely

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now we know e/o is the cum and go type

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now we know e/o is the cum and go type

back for round 2

perhaps next time i can at least get a thank you card

i like where this is going

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gotcha.

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alright everybody, left hand in front and right in the rear, anybody but yourself.

you will be seeing that coupon in the future

fuck no


cooly is cumming

OPEN WIDE

this should cheer you up:

feel free to redeem @e/o.cum

this should cheer you up:

feel free to redeem @e/o.cum

sweet. how do redeem

find e/o’s mouth is like a house, so just cum home.

know what e/o?

I love you.

know what e/o?

I love you.

I love how you have more than one hole for guests.
I love how you accept coupons which are obviously counterfeit.
I love when you pass out drunk and don’t ask why you have magnums lodged in your cumhole when you wake up.

fuck

so quiet itt lately you could hear a pin drop

or bob safer delicately swallowing my cum

please don’t compare me to that subhuman ape

cooly safer i want to take a dump on your chest

that’s what happens in my asshole every morning.

should hit Pittsburgh by about midnight

I was doing 25 over in front of a cop earlier anyone want to bet I get my s*** pushed in by OSP?

cooly is about to meet king dong.

Ohio sucks IMHO.

Not as good as you do cooly…but close.

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mute be cute

I got $5 on it. if that isn’t enough, i’m sure e/o can spare a coupon.

only because juggs shares hugs

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mute be cute

He has a cute butthole

i agree

butthole, shittsburgh, call it what you want. the more the merrier.

i’m watching green lantern you fucking shitheads

let’s generate some dick up in this bitch

maybe i’ll watch something less gay. like two men fucking and sucking two other men. that would be 84% less gay than the green lantern

still up, about to shut down the laptop. have to meet with a bunch of pricks and dickheads at 9 am

saw the crow again for the first time since 10+ years. thought it was badass and a real damn shame brandon lee was murdered…yes he was murdered. im sure it was against their will of some people. something was strange about the whole lee situation. really doubt that was an accident cuz it surely wasnt…

just had dinner and drinks

was 120 bucks

then we went to hotel bar and ran up 140 bar tab but my boss sweet talked the bartender and knocked it down to half

then we expensed it all

EVERYTHING WENT EXCEPTIONS FROM HERE

cooly works hard on and off the clock. he takes it all, no need to talk him into halfs.

gonna watch king kong(1976)
and then perhaps play with my dong

YOU MADE MY DICK GO SOFT.

yes i meant to yell this.

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mute 430
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dobis is catching up quick considering you didn’t take B.S. into account

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dont judge me. i will cut dobis

about 15 min. into king kong some hot chick is found in a raft, lost & alone at sea, someone please tell she gets raped by the huge ape.

and yet i still don’t know if im happy

if it’s any condolence, i’m currently watching kong get picked on by a bunch of white guys just because his 10ft dong is too big for their magnum commercials, not to mention it doesn’t even fit on their tv screens. or maybe they are just pissed because the one hot white girls’ two holes have become one.

i’ve been watching short films all day, sisters. some good stuff. some bad stuff. now i’m sitting down to watch seeking a friend at the end of the world.

so far it isn’t very funny. i thought this was supposed to be a comedy.

what is funny is the amount of posts you have

if any other gays agree, raise your cock.

it’s not funny. it’s fucking sad.

looks like the beginning of the great depression in this bitch

im listening to trance in the hotel and it’s 2 am. tomorrow will be fun working all day

can not wait to fucking get done thursday and drive my ass home

seeking a friend was good. i wanted to stab my eyes out because it made me feel. but it was good.

Good call sir.

i’ve got one in the pocket. ready to drop a deuce.

nope. it was just gas. sorry everyone. sorry. sorry. on an unrelated note, has anyone seen any romantic comedies that didn’t have the talking horse in them?

that’s a trick question. the talking horse isn’t funny.

seriously SJP, stop making movies. seriously hollywood, stop casting horses in speaking roles. #seabiscuit

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

=life and times of bob safer.
check it out sissies, helps you understand why dobis is who he be.

take a dump then drop the kids off. money must be tight if you feel the need to save a flush..

my last night in shittsburgh, thank god i leave tomorrow

except dobis. that piece of poop needs to get the flushed on.

I am seeing what you have done up there.

I just dropped a couple dobis, he was so clingy I had to shower afterwards.

jennifer aniston is so fucking cocksucking hot hot like fuck god damnit i jerked off to her twice already

watching auschwitz:inside the nazi state
it’s pretty sad, some of these people are literally nothing but walking skin and bones.
nothing to jerk off to here.

horrible bosses wasn’t too bad. surprised me how funny it was. i liked looking at jennifer aniston. i liked it a lot. i’m totally going to masturbate to her some more.

wrong account bob.

brothers i have to go to memphis in a couple weeks

the halo 9 version of closer to god is fucking baller ass fuck

i meant spread my chillrens all over bobs face.

please do

i have to make a presentation for a bunch of vp’s next week

i want to slap the fuck out of somebody right now

i haven’t been feeling well, distant relations & well-wishers.

i hope to get better over the weekend before work on monday

i’m just going to lay around and watch batman movies

I believe a poll is called for:
A. Bob
B. Dobis
C. Bob Safer
D. Dobis P.R.
E. All of the Above

just finished watching the "butters’ bottom bitch" south park episode and have come to the conclusion that I need one.

by "one" I mean a bottom bitch.

by "bottom bitch" I mean dobis.

by "I be pimpin’ yo", I mean dobis needs to get out there and make me some motherfuckin’ money.

i should have just watched the dark knight returns AGAIN. because it’s awesome. and because fuck you.

Kaskade is playing while i drink beer and do school work

watching final destination 2 is like having my asshole fucked by a street light on fire.

how deep deep faggot?

i remember when this thread had fellowship

i want to watch something….i dont know what yet.

it was just a fellowship over the anus ring.

so if you belonged to the fellowship, which character would you be?

i just watched batman returns and it is as awesome as i remember it, which is: not at all.

except when batman tells max shrek "Shut up, you’re going to jail." that was pure bats.

I watched Hostel. meh, i bought it on blu becuse it and the sequel was 5 total.

if it weren’t on blu ray, I’d say you got hustled.

i’m watching the dark knight you cocksucking fuckholes.

I’m watching casa de mi padre starring will ferrell. on netflix. with the internet coming and going.

i’m living the high life. And not by smoking reefer…but by drinking

i wouldnt mind, i just dont have reefers to burn

my gf called me and asked me to come over and sleep with her in a sexy way. i told her i was busy watching batman and reading comics. she started crying and hung up on me. i think i’m single, brothers!

so mute and I can tag team you now

cooly can watch

so mute and I can tag team you now

cooly can watch

And by watch you mean shove my arm so far up zeros ass i end up losing my watch

she called me this morning. why won’t she take the hint?

you know what time it is

she’s pregnant

gonna need to get her around some stairs…..and push

fuck. what?

so mute and I can tag team you now

cooly can watch

christmas came early this year

yes but..

with triplets, and each one has a different daddy.

yes but..

she totally cheats on me!

i just watched both parts of the dark knight returns. it’s so fucking perfect.

she only cheats on you with mute, cooly, and I.
so technically it’s not cheating.

being gangfucked is totally not the same as cheating.

she only cheats on you with mute, cooly, and I.
so technically it’s not cheating.

the coupons e/o has make it all ok.

THE

FUCK

ON

shut up you stupid piece of shit

don’t worry zero, we are all here to supply you and your exes daily dose of cock in time of need.

I actually couldn’t be happier. Thank god I didn’t have to be the one to do it.

i’m going to try to fuck her roommate doe

been meaning to ask you something zero.

what is his name

the ex calls her roommate the muff master.

teri. she’s a slore and a half, but just for vengence sex’s sake. it’ll be worth the crabs again.

just got off the phone with roommate. she laughed and said no. but i’ll work on her over the next two weeks. should be able to put that bitch in a cock lock before the end of the month.

looks like there is a petition in front desk to get Dobis banned.

apparently dobis’ shall have his sun set.

is anyone watching the bates motel? i’m on the fence.

it seems dobis has sucked some higher up cock because that petition has just disappeared.

good job dobis. I trust we can call on your services if any one of us is ever in need.

motherfuckers, i need some good–but cheap–crimson base shoe. where a negga gon find some good–but cheap–crimson base shoe?

I would like to check it out

Well damn. Almost, sisters

honestly thought that was coolyshake.

that would look hot with some apple bottom clothing, but that trend costs a fortune.

dats OG poverty. recognize.

just shot gooey ropes of cum in dobis p.r.’s mouth

i told him "keep the change", kicked him in the head with my dress shoes and left

Good call on the dress shoes. Sneakers would have been weak.

you’re supposed to get high before class.

no need to worry, super heroine is here to save day!

sorry bros. was busy all day. didn’t have a chance to update you on what i’ve been doing. jerked off this morning. it was a pretty weak load, probably because i jerked it last night at like 4 am when i woke up from a dead sleep with piss boner. not one to waste it i had a bit of a tantric tug, which hindsight showed me was a stupid move because it took forever for me to cum, and because of it, forever to piss. my bladder her a lot, but the finish was great. anyway, woke up, jerked off (coverd that already i guess) went to work, and dropped a huge bomb in the toilet. didn’t flush. fuck everyone else. my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. because of all the fruit cocktails that i ate last night my shit WAS a milkshake. a brown milkshake. of shit. then i slept at my desk for a while. a co-worker tried to wake me up at lunch but i chucked a stapler at his fucking head. when he left for his lunch i went and spit in his coffee cup, scratched my balls with his mouse, and changed his homepage to porn via proxy (which was a fucking bitch to do). hindsight also showed me that it was probably a bad idea to rub my balls on the mouse before i used it because afterwards my hand smelled like cummy ball sweat–which is what was going on in my ball area at that moment. i tend to sweat when i sit in a chair too long so my asshole gets real sweaty. i thought about sluicing his stapler up the crack of my crank, but decided against it. i skipped a meeting and jerked off in the toilet, and blew my nose on the towel dispenser. when i got home i had a couple of beers and threw spoons at the wall for an hour to piss off my neighbor. he’s a dink and likes to play music really loud late at night on weekdays. i think he fucks dudes for cash because i never see him leave his go to a job. anyway. i had dinner. it was tacos. i hope to have wretched taco shits tomorrow. wish me luck!

I’m glad you checked in before I finished these "have you seen me" posters. I was just touching up your cock/anus measurements and getting ready to post them at every seedy strip joint and bar in the western U.S.

Douche canoes. All of you. And by all, I mean Bob.

Im back. Didn’t get drunk. Drinks were weak as shit

thats when you stop and get something on teh way home….beers in hand, cousins

u were only gone for 3 hours. ……

no no. totally judge the fuck out of him. cooly loves being judged. judged from behind. judged from behind with a fat black dick and balls. he loves that saucy sauce.

nye i got absolutely shitfaced in about 20 min and stayed drunk for 3+ hours

LOOOOOOOL i just got a blowie from my ex’s roommate. i was just leaving when she got home and i think she smelled the cum on her roommates breath at the door because she got all suspicious. loooooooooooooooolooooooooooool fuck that cheating whore. i’m going to try and fuck one of her friends next.

damn local liquor store overcharging for alcohol, bastards want an extra 5 for convenience. couldn’t get my 12er in a bottle and had to settle for a can. Fuck’n Bob.

now I’ll get drunk and even more pissed at them. maybe I’ll go and piss on their front door after they close.

You should poop on their front door instead. No one likes to clean up poop.

agreed although I thought it was a little slow at points. is it supposed to be a trilogy or will it end next time?

everything peter jackson does now is a trilogy

I like to make love to my right and cheat on it with my left

but I think they been known because last christmas they surprised me with a menage

zero dark thirty is a fucking great movie, ranks best with thriller/drama/suspense "true story" movies like zodiac, the insider.

watching the karate kid so I can kick dobis’ ass. I came up with a new style called the sunset technique.

My dog pooped about 7 pounds of poo earlier. I was amazed.

watched fargo again. it was awesome still.

like B.Safer white or like up bob’s nose white?

for realz. Can I live?

Can I

Live?

great juggs always deserve a pass.
guess the vote is just for me.

unless he wants to show %100 interest once again.

oh them dirty jawas lost their rock and someone stole their childrens.

damn right, sucks getting the long end of the pointy stick.

probably weren’t a big fan of the rock anyways. but someone please think of the children…

bob safer isn’t white. he is a filthy cuban

i have to take a shit. time to make bacon.

accidentally shot cum in my hair earlier.

took a while to get it out. no wonder my ex would screech at me all the time.

watched all the indiana jones movies this weekend. all of them except the aborted sand monkey baby that was kingdom of the crystal pile of dog shit.

I love it when you feel like you have to drop a huge shit and youre on the way to the bathroom and you fart and the poop feeling in your bum goes away. False alarm

brothers i am in salt lake city. i am about to go to subway

it sounds like i’m shitting myself right now.

cabbage makes my asshole bark like a dog during a home invasion.

i got jacked off by my friend’s wife this afternoon.

Stahp the bus and let my friend jack off

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii see what you did

started out with shinguards, ended with headphones. makes sense.

almost shit my pants at work today, sisters. farted out a surprise.

farting a little turd could end bad. Could.

bob. He needs his sunset for at least 2 weeks IMHO

I watched part of Cosmopolis tonight. It’s fucking shit. Worst movie I’ve tried to watch since Iron Sky.

so for the last few hours I’ve been catching up on the marvel movies. I had been avoiding getting in until Avengers dropped. Still was late to the party. fuck you. i’m caught up.

watched

thor
the amazing spider-man
captain america
the incredible hulk
iron man 1 and 2
avengers

what’d i miss?

fuck you.

me.

it’s sad. it’s true. it’s sad. it’s true.

a surprise gang rape party.

Surprise!

whatever. I just watched the hunger games, sisters. I really liked it. I really, really liked it.

yeah, it wasn’t bad. I will watch the second one.

cum’d here to post this

bob hasn’t been around in a while. I’m beginning to believe he was abducted by illegal aliens and taken to another world to be sold as a sex slave.

bob’s donkey show was on redtube earlier this week. got taken down doe

I need to fix my ps3 so I can play some games and blu-rays

for reals?

just watched the Dawn of the Dead remake again tonight. I enjoy.

Brothers im supposed to present to the VP of my division and i havent even started my presentation yet. I will probably see my sunset tomorrow lmao

been reading an audiobook all day, sister cousins.

I’m about to watch Streets is Watching, my jiggas.

got high and still couldn’t watch that long ass music video

I love that movie. It’s one of the best remakes ever. So is the new Evil Dead.

Still need to check out the new evil dead. Soon.

Cooly shake in the VP. You’ll get a raise. Trust me.

cooly gets a raise all day, everyday. he’s been ballsin’

don’t forget to let us know how’d it go cooly-o.

watching Fantastic 4. this shit ain’t fantastic.

just got drunk with my boss and 2 coworkers LMAO

i hear joe_cool was in this thread. that explains bob safer’s sunset.

i really liked the hunger games movie. i didn’t think i would, but watching tweens butcher each other for rations was pretty awesome. also jennipher whatshertits was good. didn’t think i’d like her. but i did.

i might have masturbated before, during, and/or after.

True story IMHO

AND STAHP YELLING COOLY!!!

I actually masturbated on the display of this movie in Walmart the other day. When i finished, I got a standing ovation for my performance by the staff.

BALLSIN’

anyone else watching bates motel? am i the only one that jerks off to the mom? i mean aside from norman.

That’s what Bob said after he had the sex change operation.

But for real doe. It does.

i watched a movie called "Sound Of My Voice" last night. it was good. the blond chick wants my cock inside of her slippery vagola.

that’s what you said about bob after he had his sex change operation.

watched back to the future today, anyone here want to time travel? we can go halves.

I will get the delorean someone just needs to pick up the plutonium then we can go back and let bob know sex changes are not a good idea.

i would rather time travel Safety Not Guaranteed style.

you got some splainin to do

just watch it and you’ll underfuckingstand, sister.

Dont tell me how to live my life.

Can I live?

for realz. Can I live?

Can I

Live?

great scotts! I underfuckingstand now, you want it to turn into a love story between us, right bro-sis?

brosis….the status between brother and sister.

BRING THE TP BACK YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!!!!

can the TP live?

undead it, you won’t regret it.

too late.

you covered him in ropes of cum?

hey, is this about bringing the TP back to life or about the millionaire playboy you brosis are so infatuated with?

I watched Rinne last night. Some jap horror flick. It was pretty fucking ok. I liked it. Will masturbate to it later and see if it’s still awesome.

been watching old episodes of married with children and getting off to a young tiffany amber thiesen, milla jovovich, and christina applegate.

holy fuck i just jizzed everywhere

these women might be old enough to be having a mid-life crisis making them slightly more available… oldies but goodies

anybody think christina applegate would get angry if I called her kelly all the time?

they’re all my age. wood bang. will never bang. but totally wood.

cumming all over socks and shit watching Bates Motel.

which reminds me. who blew up boston? was it camel jockeys?

the north koreans perhaps, as part of their dead leaders’ b-day bash

i hate nordic coronas. they only taste good with lime.

I watched that Korean movie I Saw The Devil the other night.

I think Koreans need help. They keep turning their men into Ladyboys and butchering each other on film for masturbatory reasons.

Not sure how "What are you reading" fits into the "Music and Movies" forum…

Yes

*opens mutes butthole for you to shoot thick cum ropes in*

been watching The Wire, decided I am going to tap coolys ass.

*grabs a number and gets in line behind Zero*

been watching The Wire, decided I am going to tap coolys ass.

*grabs a number and gets in line behind Zero*

been watching The Wire, decided I am going to tap coolys ass.

*grabs a number and gets in line behind Zero*

but. you’ll be cumming in your own butthole?

sorry to break your heart but you misunderstood cooly.

Yes

*opens mutes butthole for you to shoot thick cum ropes in*

meaning: cooly’s butthole, which Mute owns.

sorry to break your heart but you misunderstood cooly.

meaning: cooly’s butthole, which Mute owns.

it’s not his fault he can’t punctuate. he’s black. everyone knows the blacks can’t english.

butt we know some of those asses need to be tapped. he shall be subpenised regardless of how hard it is at the time.

wtf asshole

BAN FOR EXTREME RACISSSSSSSSMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

wtf asshole

BAN FOR EXTREME RACISSSSSSSSMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

right?

I just watched Sean Bean get his head cut off….I’m not sure if i want to continue watching…

been marathoning My Name is Earl. loved that show. wish it had’t been cancelled by faggs. they’re so gay they get two g’s. dobisgay.

as gay as Omar from the wire? because that fag is harder than any of you bastards.

RED SOLO CUP

I FILL YOU UP

Why are you referring to dobis’ butt as a red solo cup?

Dobis is dead. He got killed in a lovers quarrel with christina today

i just watched a bunch of documentaries about stuff i don’t understand. i feel tired.

This still going.. gooood lord im still going… still beating my dick like it owes me money… Sirpidgeon here.. aka C.R.A.F.T

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaft

also, i just masturabted before i go to see evil dead with my sister. might get a handy.

not from my sister you jerkoffs. from the dude sitting beside me.

evil dead was awesome as fuck, sons. will see again.

need to catch it on 5 dollar tuesday!

I think it was worth full price. I enjoyed it that much. Plus the black chick has beautiful fucking tits, man.

Well tomorrow’s my next day off, so I think I’m going to and go watch it

for real bro. the theatre i was in . . . there’s a cold opener and by the end of it when the title card hit the theatre was dead fucking silent. it was eerie. everyone just got sucked right in. nobody screamed but there was a lot of . . . exhalations when tense scenes ended. it’s the kind of movie that doesn’t scare you, but you just ride an edge of tension from start to finish.

I just came. Gotta go to work in twenty minutes. Figured I better jerk it first.

you can catch so much more with a 5 dollar blowjob, the value is insane!

watching porn of me and my ex. trying to decide if i should keep it or not. i probably should. it’s doing the trick.

i totally want to push her on the sidewalk and then spit on her.

gonna watch The Maltese Falcon, bros. wish me fuck.

a poll is necessary.
pics/youtube or it didn’t happen.

a poll is necessary.
pics/youtube or it didn’t happen.

fuck no dude! you can totally see my dock and calls.

ok. i’ll just get it from her while i’m getting it from her.

you’ve probably already got it. she’s pretty loose.

explains where I caught it. all she had to say was "sharing is caring".

watched Memento Mori and then House at the end of the street.

i could jerk it to jennifer lawrence for a long, long time.

watching butthead practice playing dingdong ditch on beavis.

i came on shit. need to drink less. fuck life. let’s all get laid.

also, watching the fuck out of Justified season one.

but seriously, justified is really good. anyone else watching it?

Spoiler: it’s not what it says it is, making you a homosexual.

pull up a seat

is anyone watching that weird netflix show Hemlock Grove? I’m not sure I want to waste an hour of my life in case it sucks assholes. the way cooly does. with his mouth. and lips. and tongue.

aka: poopville.

watched Django Unchained. Never heard such liberal use of the word nigger since my last trip to the main.

It did take place before the civil war and during slavery, after all.

yeah. it was pretty crazy though. i’m not sure i liked it. it kind of went way over the top and stopped being entertaining.

i’m watching super shitty d grade schlock horror flicks that i picked up at walmart in the $5 bin.

this disc has:

the fear chamber
2:13
secrets of the clown
the legend of sorrow creek

i might kill myself before the night is over.

lol think thats bad?

i just watched The Collection.

yeah

i gave up and started reading. most of these look like they were filmed with an old nokia.

i watched one called mortuary or something like that. it had that broad from star trek who fucked data. the blonde that got eaten by the sharktopus thing. whatever it was.

Woah Woah Woah Cooly.

Be nice.

I kind of want to go check out Iron Man 3 today, but I’m on the fence about it. I’m probably going to wait for the dvd to be pirated by the chinese.

a lil gangbanging never hurt anybody

Swag is for boys. Cooly is for men.

I watched Sinister last night, brothers. It was good. I will watch it again, only this time I will try and cum at the moment that the wife first appears.

like the jizz zero flushes daily. tp relapsed.

i have to piss so baaaaaaaaaaaad brothers. but my toilet is so far away. i should start wearing a diaper.

Picture this gallon of iced tea as your liquid feces.

you pour iced tea in your butthole. hicks call it icety. some call it asstee because of inbred. like dobis.

perhaps you can be a spokesperson for Depends.

dobis

him homo

i’m gonna watch jack whateverer tonight. that tom cruise movie. should outta be ok. if not i’ll write a few words about my thinks.

The acting in the Texas chainsaw is terrible. I wanted to smack aho.

i’m watching The Ugly Truth and am currently thinking about masturbating to Katherine Heigl. fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck she’s so hot.

I’m watching the billboard music awards

lmfao this thread lost 10 pages when tank pruned me

check that 12 pages

cuba lmfao

dobis shut the fuck up nobody cares about your shitty life

i’m in philadelphia all week brothers

there are a lot of black people

gonna watch silver linings playbook and try not to masturbate. might be hard.

get it?

hard.

ban for racism

where did i mention color? fresh prince was from west philly, ban yourself for taking race into account for anything and everything.

ban for making offers and not coming through. I had even deleted a couple pm for the space. bad fellowship.

whoa. did you take any details? length, width, weight, amount of time for excretion? I hope you saw a doctor afterwords to get sewn back up.

This should have been packed in dry ice and mailed to guinness world records.

I will no longer question your tales and think thrice before requesting proof.

i’m watching the man with the iron fists.

someone should tell rza that he can’t direct. or write. or act. and that he should stop "making" movies.

i can’t believe i actually paid money for this dvd

at the very least though i can bat one out to lucy liu

just watched Gangster Squad. That shit was awesome.

whoa. did you take any details? length, width, weight, amount of time for excretion? I hope you saw a doctor afterwords to get sewn back up.

This should have been packed in dry ice and mailed to guinness world records.

I will no longer question your tales and think thrice before requesting proof.

watching childs play 2

fuck i love this classic shit

watched the ninth gate. jerked off on some titties.

watching childs play 2

fuck i love this classic shit

chucky is cool, but he ain’t shit compared to freddy krueger.

tried to have morning sex. bitch said no. something about periods. i jerked off on her back. she left mad. I WIN BITCH THE BACON IS FUCKING MINE!

you were supposed to stuff it in her mouth, teach her not to talk back.

chucky would whoop that ass

so i just talked to her and she said "don’t call me again"

guess this means i can watch the hobbit in fucking peace tonight.

pulp fiction is cool, but it ain’t shit compared to fear and loathing in las vegas.

I’ve owned this on Blu for about 3 weeks but still haven’t checked it out yet. Tomorrow. It will happen.

also, masturbating to melissa george in A Lonely Place To Die

lots of movies that are better than pulp fiction. just hadn’t seen it in a while

watching it once in a while is cool, but it ain’t shit compared to stroking it to uma thurman daily.

so. i just watched the girl next door. not the shitty movie with that blond chick from 24. i’m talking about the 2007 movie about the woman who kept her niece locked in a basement, made the neighborhood kids beat, molest, and rape her, and then burned words into her body, raped her with glass coke bottles, and on and on. this was like in the 60s in–i think–indiana. could be wrong. but it was fucked way up, sons. i didn’t feel good after watching it. i wanted to go stab that woman in the dick hole with a rusty railroad spike. who would do that shit to another human being? the fuck kind of sick fuck is sick enough to do that?

for real?
how real?
as real as juggalo’s shit?

AWWWWWWWWWWW SHITTTTTTT NEGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the girl next door sounds pretty damn crazy. I might have to look into this.

And into this shit. That just got real.

I may or may not have to poop soon. I watched MILF last night. It was good. I masturbated to the old women who were fucking the younger men. It was good. Lots of tits. Some pussy. It was good. No dicks. But a guy shoots cum in a hole in the wall at one point. Plus I know one of the women in it. Now I’ve seen her tits.

i think tonight i’m going to watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is cool, but what happened to your girl?

she still in a bloody rage?

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is cool, but what happened to your girl?

she still in a bloody rage?

dude she fucking text dumped me. :/

don’t give a fuck though. her asshole was too hairy.

just finished watching Eternal Sunshine, thespians and dilettantes. it was magical. i orgasmed twice during it, and also cried a bunch of times. twice because i’d just cummed.

yeah, i fuckin said it.

Life of Zero

pg. 149

Life of Zero

pg. 149

spoiler

i fuck the tiger in the life raft and then drown it while it’s asleep.

that is some bad fellowship right there, not making the spoiler a link. But I’ll deal with you later.

right now cooly needs our help, check out the front desk.

bro I don’t think this is going to be overturned

rip cooly

on an unrelated note,

i’m going to jerk off to a movie called MILF right now. I hear the yogi has nice tits.

we should jerk off a few times, in memory of cooly.

RIP cooly.

I’m going to find where he lays and piss on him, to pay my disrespects.

i jerked off twice already to the nudes cooly sent me two years ago. before the surgery.

I wouldn’t be angry if said pics were posted here, no need to link them or give a nws warning.

I hate to be the one to post a Spoiler, but here is just a sample of what cooly will go through during his death. I hope he doesn’t hate me upon his return and realizes it has been leaked a few weeks early.

"Crackhead’s Paradise"
~Lyrics by Cooly-o
~Produced by Kanye West

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin’ left
Cause I’ve been blasting and laughing so long,
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that’s unheard of
You better watch how you’re posting and where you’re posting
Or you and your homies might be banned never forever
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night saying prayers in the streetlight

Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin’
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the forum
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much postin’ got me chasing dreams
I’m an uneducated fool with money on my mind
Got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a loc’d out gangsta set trippin’ banger
And my homies is down so don’t arouse my anger, fool
Death ain’t nothing but a heartbeat away,
I’m living life, do or die, what can I say
I’m 23 now, but will I live to see 24
The way things are going I don’t know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me

Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s supporting, but half of them ain’t looking
It’s going on in the front desk, but I don’t know what’s cookin’
They say I gotta mail em’, but nobody’s here to teach me
If I can’t understand it, how can I reach em’
I guess I can’t, I guess I won’t
I guess they front, that’s why I know my life is out of luck, fool

Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Been spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise
Keep spending most my life, living in the crackhead’s paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the one’s we hurt are you and me
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the one’s we hurt are you and me

hai guys i ran my car into a tree last night

cooly is safe though

#Prayforcooly

i though it was dobis pretending to be you again

also, planning on watching both Fame and Flashdance today. gonna be a busy afternoon of dumping cum everywhere. jennifer beals. fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

i unsunsetted myself because i am bored and my gf is out of town

that means you’re going to resunset yourself when she comes back?

had a horrible nightmare last night due to you, it was one long sunset with your meth monkey. I woke up, prayed you would return today and here you are!

last night i masturbated thinking about cooly’s return. this does NOT live up to my fantasy.

just finished watching the grudge 2. had to find some more jennifer beals to complete my weekend. i liked it more than the first one. i don’t know what all the hate was about. that shit was kind of creepy.

just jerked a fresh batch of fist babies. now i’m about to pass out.

I’m about to skip a turd off the lilly pad in the urinal.

i just want to say, that i watched apartment 143 earlier tonight. it’s the loudest piece of shit i’ve ever watched. i wanted to pull my head off and shove it into my asshole just to get away from how loud it was.

instead i masturbated.

finished everything but the movie.

Just bought Mortal Kombat Legacy on Bluray. Dont be jelly

I’ve never watched any of the mortal kombat movies. I probably wouldn’t like them because of the fact that they are based on a video game, and that the world is a better place without video game movies. Except for Resident Evil because in a pinch you can totally bat one out to that shit.

This is actually a live action show that was aired on Youtube and got picked up for a second season that should be starting soon.

Resident Evil movies are pretty meh IMHO

tv made specifically for internet is becoming way more awesome than it was.

Its friday, friday, gotta get down on friday

feels better bro. took a bit of grunting. but it got out.

Someone at work killed the bathroom….like its rancid in there. I guess they forgot to take the gerbil out.

i feel a bit of a punching in my bowels. i may have to shit again soon.

so, brothers, i was thinking about having a game of thrones marathon this weekend. all three seasons back to back non-stop before the season 3 finale.

also, i’m going to read memoirs of a geisha this weekend.

spoiler:

She enjoys the teabagging.

Just watched VHS 2= far superior to the first. Some cool stories in there, including the cyclist and the Indonesian short. See it!

i read that as indonesian in bicycle shorts and started masturbating furiously.

but i’ll check it out tonight based on your recommendation, brother.

watching R.E. Retribution & having a threesome with Michelle and Milla, all at the same time. the badass versions of them, not the soccer mom and miss green peace, these two enjoy spanking me.

would rather have the soccer mom version of michelle.

That’s after the credits.

i just finished it. it was pretty terrible. variations on a theme, but the theme has been done to death. found footage. yay. zombies. meh. blatant resident evil rip off. ugh. random nudity. well okay.

i felt let down, especially the dog. fuck that. wasted my afternoon. i can’t jerk off to this.

i know a movie i will NOT be watching.

no jerk chicken, no fun.

i need to find something to watch tonight

started watching game of thrones, sisters. 5 eps in, jerked off 17 times. fuuuuuuuuuuck khaleesi fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

watched all the R.E. movies and decided my favorite is the first, I had it paused at Milla’s nip slip for about an hour. I watched the rest of them waiting for it to happen again and nada. Now I need to find any other films she may get nude in.

i jerked it in the last one. michelle looks fucking sexy as a soccer mom. would bang continually for months at a stretch.

time to game of thrones finale, bitches!

finished watching Game of Yawns, brothers.

and i watched the last RE movie last night….what a shit show. Lets just make a stupid over the top movie that has nothing to do with the games other than the character names. so lame.

I have played the first few. They are pretty damn good. #2 is the best out of the ones i played.

IMHO

I think I played part of the first one and then never played again. Then again, I’m not really into video games.

I gave up video games after both my 360 and ps3 committed suicide.

gonna watch me some last starfighter, brothers and sisters

just finished watching last starfighter. tried to finger my butt while watching but it was too intense.

I kind of want to hang out in bed all day and watch some jap movies. suggestimate some to me, sisters. I value your advise.

initial d: season 1 if you can watch a cartoon, there is a live action movie just don’t remember if it is any good.

i saw some of the cartoon. i didn’t really like it. but i’m not too keen on cartoon, sister. i prefer to jerk it to real people.

you don’t jerk it to cartoon cars? what kind of bro are you??

the kind of bro that masturbates to a second cousin.

did you watch the geisha memoirs? need to know if I should or shouldn’t

memoirs of a geisha? yeah. I did. I really liked it a lot.

i’m pretty sure that miley cyrus is a coal burner, brothers.

dont ya just love it when it comes out in one huge log. I do. I even started a blog about it.

I wish mute would share his days with us. I bet they’re pretty fun.

perhaps I shall one day, when ngs is worthy.

more importantly, do all of you feel worthy of the next coming of Yeezus?
June 18.

I don’t

Dear Diary:
organizing music for my iphone.
8gb isn’t enough.

Dear Diary:
organizing music for my iphone.
8gb isn’t enough.

fuck you asshole i just got fired

sorry. I don’t have a job either, been a bum for a few years now.

sorry. I don’t have a job either, been a bum for a few years now.

we poor now

also. fuck you. i’m gonna go get drunk.

don’t make promises you are not going to keep.

Need some coke.

i was actually going to spend the day on coke. birthday coke! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

beaner black tar incoming over the sunrise to rape your sunset.

coke in the lab goin hard.

#millionsBLazyFaggot

Today’s Birthdays:

Zero (36)

Today’s Birthdays:

Zero (36)

i came on tits, started drinking at 10 this morning, played skyrim until two minutes ago, and took three shits. fuck. yeah.

cept for the skyrim. i never play it but i said fuck it im gonna do it

PEPSI JUST CALLED ME

HE IS SECURING THE SUNSET NOW

if the carpet must fall so the trailer park can rise, so be it.

we’re the trailer park OT deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

ask not what your trailer park can do for you, ask what you can do for your trailer park.

i love tp. especially when i’ve had burritos and get mexicass

lol Roberta got reprimanded for his thread in the front desk

GUYS I’M ON THE PHONE WITH PEPSI RIGHT NOW AND HE’S NOT TOO HAPPY WITH YOU GUYS

i should make bacon for breakfast
and then jerk off

Sheit…jerkin wit the bacon greeeze for the win.

gotta let it freeze overnight, then melt it away the next day

i’m listening to kimbra, you fucking ditch pigs. after i’m going to watch way of the gun, or maybe take a shit. or maybe both. fuck you. i love you all.

^
|
dobis couldn’t stay away, thinks he is welcome if not "dobis".

mute be mute

this is ang

mute

BE MUTE
and allow me to re-introduce myself.
my name is roberta, s.u.n.s to the e.t….

inbound booty call. will be cumming on some tits in twenty minutes

is cooly currently getting raped in prison for not giving up his cup of noodles?

I’m thinking he got caught trying to smuggle illegal vietnamese children through arizona.

we’re like the poor version of regular OT. only we’re not hateful of each other and we don’t drink semen.

except cooly. that bish loooooooooove cum

mute, this should answer your question.

yes

prepare yourself for the Bi-Annual-Mute-Mouth-Fuck-Mega-Party

It’s the most. wonderful. time. of the year.

cooly is the guest jizzlobber of honor. of course he’s invited.

right. now. i’m laying in bed not watching tv or jerking off or anything. i’m being hungover.

i’ve been farting uncontrollably for the last twenty minutes.

my turds are sprinkled with corn and green peas.

bob safer’s new alter ego is really obnoxious.

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i miss you cooly

who bangin’ cooly?

everybody.

yep. pretty much.

not watching movies right now, sisters.

world war z was better than i had expected.

i heard it was the worst movie of the decade.

and this was told to me by someone who isn’t on OT which means it is an accurate review and not coloured with the bias of bigotry, faggotry, and racism. Also it wasn’t that piece of shit paraprakrti or whatever his gay as shit name is. that asshole know NOTHING about movies. he knows even less than edward_cullen.

sunsets

by

odeon

and this was told to me by someone who isn’t on OT which means it is an accurate review and not coloured with the bias of bigotry, faggotry, and racism. Also it wasn’t that piece of shit paraprakrti or whatever his gay as shit name is. that asshole know NOTHING about movies. he knows even less than edward_cullen.

sunsets

by

odeon

edward_cullen is such a douche canoe. the quoted above is truth.

so did I, which is why my expectations were so low. I’ve seen worse zombie movies.

i will never see it. and i’m okay with that.

watching dina meyer in Johnny Mnemonic and masturbating violently

pg. 158

A Juggalo balls hard.

guise i went and saw the fireworks today. there were a lot

was that before or after the sunset?

it was after zero’s sunset. because he is a white nigger

GOD DAMMIT COOLY I WILL FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH! YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!

there is the Zero we all know and love to mouth fuck

i will fuck your mouth until your throat bleeds, faggot.

zero is going to see his sunset soon. make your time

dobis i will fuck your mother until you feel it. stop being such a douche and pick a hole on cooly to plug.

gangland style.

dobis i will fuck your mother until you feel it. stop being such a douche and pick a hole on cooly to plug.

gangland style.

thats it

i’m calling emfuser on the sunset hotline NOW

i can’t even begin to tell you how wrong that number is.

its my sunset and i want it NOW!

sorry, it’s actually 1-900-SUNSETS

my mistake

don’t let the sun go down on me, brothers.


i will fuck all of your mouths in a minute.

pg. 159

Mute gets muted.

i want to watch something funny, brothers.

I still find Saving Silverman hilarious. The R rated version….of course.

pg. 159

Mute gets muted.

yeah but you don’t even know how to tie your own shoes so . . .

guys i’m watching anita mui movies and jerking it.

You are a jerk by birth, you do not need to prove it.

thats what velcro is for.

was almost positive you were going to say sandals.

watched legend of drunken master last night, you fucking foam faces. it was funny. i liked it.

I havent watched any TV or Movies since The Last of Us came out. I tried to watch Cloud Atlas. Tried.

no, i watched that one….i’m talking about the other.

i watched The Accidental Spy last night. Jackie Chan punching people really fast. it’s worth the watch.

i want to punch jackie chan really fast. Then proceed to get my ass beat.

he’s 700 years old but i still wouldn’t raise a fist against him. he’d kill me.

pg.160

Mute gasps for air.

I’ve been watching The Wire lately, Omar Little is one hard fag.

gonna watch the fuck out of House of Flying Daggers tonight, you fuckless wits.

also i just masturbated to Soya "panda fucker"

watched House of Flying Daggers last night. it was really good. liked it a lot. 54/70

i havent seen that movie in a while. May look for the blu to rewatch.

it is one of the most colourful movies ever.

don’t forget the greens to get re-high.

watching "The Man" and holding a shit in.

im about to go see my dad in the hospital

go me

glad that’s over.

gonna go take a shit, sisters.

watching Orange Is the New Black. it’s good, brothers.

just had a finger in my butt, bros. it was weird. i didn’t like it. will not do again.

brothers i am laying in bed. my ac broke so i got a poverty ac unit running in the window

i saw "this is the end" the other day

had some funny parts but i feel was over hyped

reply #4000

i’m seriously not masturbating right nwo.

pg.161

Life of Zero:
Learning to count higher than 0.

reply #4000

i’m seriously not masturbating right nwo.

You do not even need to try because you will lose in this task as well as you have lost simple game.

im about to go see my dad in the hospital

go me

i’m late.

mother fucking right!

sometimes four fingers of scotch is enough.

scotch, scotch, scotch. Here it goes, down into my belly.

sometimes it’s not

puff puff pass mouthfuckers.

Dobis just got a traffic ticket because of me

i’m watching archer and it’s awesome, you dick doodling fuckwits.

serious post:

i’m kind of on the fence about seeing the superman movie. i feel like i’ve been let down too many times by the past movies to really feel like it’d be a good waste of money.

we were texting and he texted me that he just ran a red light replying to me

the real story:

cooly was giving head to a man in a parking lot across from a mall and was arrested for sexual acts in public.

omfg i have to go to west virginia next week for work

a moment of silence please, bitches.

for cooly.

rip cooly

pg.162

Cooly gets rained on.

must have been talk about that "red light special".

this thead is the best.

phosho

Off course this thread has to be the best because you started it.

pg.162

Cooly gets rained on.

golden showers?

little known fact: cooly drinks piss, but he don’t drink no piss on thursdays.

brb listening to TLC

Status update:

Just got back from the bar. Almost got my dick broken off after my old lady got 5 drinks in her

you hung with your mom all night again, huh?

you almost broke cooly’s dick off?

franks and beans franks and beans franks and beans

watched some archer this evening. was epic.

You cannot speak good with anyone. Are you afraid of being insulted so it might be a reason that you speak shit every time.

You and zero both are jerks seriously, you guys attack on others at the same time. You have created mess wherever i posted now its time to pay back. Just try me.

eat some bacon, brothers. shit is delicious.

oh, also . . . I hear hassel67 takes a lot of dick in the butt.

it lives on.

brothers

I heard he received permits from the fire marshall, as well as the health department and has a business license for it.

As expected from you, but never mind you are habitual of using shit language. I do not want say anything character less because i have agreed to the terms that i will not use abusive language in this forum. And i mean it.

you will use shit language to degrade others and fucking like it.

my dick! my dick is in your mouth! my dick in your mouth throwing up! drink my dick throw up, you fucking queer.

looks like hassel is becoming an asshole

said he would never use abusive language, he did it
said he would never take cock in his butthole, he did it
said he would never eat penis, he took a mouthful

looks like the "poor boy" can afford a subscription. but that is ok, nobody still loves you.

he’s trying hard to be liked.

maybe we should give him a chance, brothers.

I have no probs with Dobis. only one we got to convince is hassel, that gay never plays nice.

p. 164 dobis is outed both from the closet and from his alter ego

rainbows and ass-less chaps, sisters. all up in dobis’s asshole nub

not raining, reigning. these showers are golden homoboy.

i dont get down on dobis, dobis gets down on me when he….

drops it to the floor.

My name is Dobis
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you’ve seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was

I think it’s because I’m clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it’s because I’m crazy
I try not to act too proud

They only hit until you cry
After that you don’t ask why
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore

Yes I think I’m okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that’s what I’ll say
And it’s not your business anyway
I guess I’d like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown

Just don’t ask me how I am [X3]

My name is Dobis
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you’ve seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was

And they only hit until you cry
After that, you don’t ask why
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore

dohasselbis has become quite the hit around here.

maybe we can sell dohasselbis sex dolls, it will come in ass-less chaps with his little pony painted rainbow.

i gotta take a dump, brothers. but i’m worried about the banana peppers i had yesterday

mute…be fucking cute

zero…be hero

i’m going to sit down and watch Aztec Rex (Tyrannosaurus Azteca). should be awesome.

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK


been watching smallville lately and I don’t understand how clark invites lana over to watch sunsets together yet there are never any date rape drugs involved. is he really fast enough for her not to notice?

i meant to say: brothers, i am about to watch audition. wish me ruck.

also, dobis said he was gay for your dick and balls.

Wax Vagina

it is what and where.

pg. 166

cooly’s cure for crabs.

i don’t actually know if cooly is chank or not

bro if you come at me i swear to god i will finger your butthole

finger in the butthole if you come at me, bro

pg. 166

cooly’s cure for crabs.

come with it cooly. we needs yo help

also, Audition was not as good as I remember it being. fucking crazy japs.

i watched the 2013 evil dead. I was entertained. I enjoy.

i really liked it too. that negro bitch is sexy as fuck.

cooly chank pho sho. wit crab dip on da inside. finger food out the butthole.

oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit son! coory chank/1

hassel be dobis; dobis be gay; cooly be chank; what is next !?!

zero and juggs be poz ?!?

Sisters. Its about that time, sisters.

play wii station u b o coory crabs s us hi?

this thead is the best.

phosho

.

if they undead it, it won’t be regretted.

so i farted and a little poo came out. Shitty (no pun intened) thing is, I was sitting on my co-workers desk when it happend and I left some pudding on her desk when i got up.

So I scooped it up with my finger, licked it off, and told the bitch I took care of it.

i can’t believe some fuckstick thinks everyone in movies is japachank.

some of the douche hats on this board are straight up racist

it’s those racist white kkk nazi bastards. they all claim to be the "master race" but don’t even know how to do The Terminator properly without slipping and falling in the shower, ruining the whole scene.

Then they claim to know all about the TMNT and their history but can’t even microwave a fucking pizza properly.

who’s favorite was 3, really? Its not a good idea to go back in time. Fuck.

have they really had that many movies? I know I’ve seen one or two just can’t remember them.

we begin by abolishing cooly’s non-kosher crabs.

therefore we abolish cooly? is that what god wants?

don’t worry cooly, just found out Jewish law prohibits male masturbation so we jews no more.

bitches im drunk and i think i just atefucked a pig

You know that Twix commercial where they talk about the two sides and different buildings that make each one? I think they should make a Package with one of the caramel ones and one of the peanut butter ones. I should work for them. THis idea is gold.

do you believe the lo’s and lette’s are a gang or is the fbi on something?

We are no gang. The FBI is on some other shit. Granted there are dumbass people who break the law and go out and do stupid shit, but thats to be expected with a big group of people.

I think I’m ready to 4×4 this bitch animal style

The Whale That Ate the Great White

national geographic i believe, check it out

I’m watching J Edgar, didn’t expect it to be a gay rights film.

hanging on, never hung over.
it’s how we do.

me too. me too

regardless of what anybody says, you don’t have a problem.

Why are you trying to be sober? You know that you are unable to be a sober person.

Ohhho Thank you "doctor" to tell us that nothing is wrong with drinking. Now tell us that which alcohol is healthy one so we should start drinking it.

ohhh! You can do everything. So what else you can do, any other specialty you have.

Rubbing alcohol. To be really healthy, you should at least drink about 30 mL three times a day. Hope that helps!!

no quoting fags, bro. no quoting fags.

got a shit ton of work to get through. I also just remembered today is garbage day.

aaaaand the truck just drove past my house.

don’t forget the juice, gotta get your lean on.

Yeah bro off course i am on a roll. Right now i am in a mood to ——, sorry no abusive language. But i think you have got what i want to say about those two idiots.

30 ML and just three times in a day. Do you think it is enough. How much you drink "rubbing alcohol".

So it means you have been garbaged yesterday. Feeling sad for you. And why you are trying to be sober now as all of us know that you are not. Just because now it is a time of you to get pissed off.

i think gin is the perfect breakfast cood

I get my morning started off with blue moon. Need OJ to start the morning

had a napabout an hour ago

ready for round 2

I’m ready to start. Should have put some vodka in a water bottle to drink while at work. I’m so dumb.

errrybody needs those essentials vitamins

What happened Zero and A Juggalo? You guys have no answer for me now. I think now you too are not feeling well as i teased you a lot.

you aint nevah told no lie

Page 170 ends with Juggs and Zero waking up next to each other on a monday morning in a naked drunken stupor; unaware they have known each other for years through the offtopic forum.

To be continued on Page 171…

I had a talk with him, he promised you wouldn’t just wake up to a thank you letter this time.

We were close. Real close. Til he woke up talking about pressing charges. So I pulled my tounge out of his ass and left.

i’m not sure i can hold it much longer, but i’ll try

gonna watch some batman now. maybe dark knight. maybe some animated series. maybe just stare at a wall and wish i wasn’t alone.

If you were Batman would Juggs be your Robin? Is he that wonderwall you stare at when feeling alone?

I AM Batman. But no, Juggs is not my Robin. He’s more like a shitty Alfred. Not an Alfred that sucks or anything, but one that is literally shits himself almost constantly. We laugh about it, but the Bat Cave smells like an old man toilet.

lol
I understand. and no need to worry, your secret is safe with me.

i have to piss in a cup tomorrow.

gonna fail.

No i guess you are wrong. Now zero quit fighting with me.

i have to piss in a cup tomorrow.

gonna fail.

Tests are overrated anyway. burn the place down

called in sick.

fuck piss tests.

I cant help it. i have IBS. Gotta have a sense of humor if you’re pooing on yourself all the time.

actually i don’t but i imagine it’s pretty shitty

called in sick.

fuck piss tests.

and here I was beginning to think you were a cool criminal on probation.
guess not.

for a crime or at work? not too many people have the balls to call in sick to their p.o.

i had a pretty horrible volcanic shit about ten minutes ago

left my bung piece feeling charred and destroyed.

maybe you and juggs can start a club. we just need to come up with a cute name and a shitload of people will join.

ass anon?

the club can meet at least once a month to share your close calls;
create a list of foods that agree with the cause and warn each other of foods that don’t;
find exercises that can be done to strengthen anal muscles;
write letters and campaign for better, more private soundproof bathroom stalls;
come together for a group buy on depends;

The meeting will begin with a member coming forward and saying:

Hello my name is ___ and I have been un-Depends-an entire ___ days now.

come on guys, help me help you help your anus.

analnonymous? sounds like a woman’s help group.

that does sound like a support group for what happens after a night out with cooly.

so far Ass Anon is leading in the polls.

I hereby call the inaugural meeting of Ass Anon to order.

My name is Zero, and I have a lot of runny poos. It’s frequent enough that I don’t like to be more than a few yards away from a bathroom whenever possible. I pick the closest cubicle to the bathroom at work–which smells a lot. I usually ask for a table near the bathroom in restaurants. It runs my life. No pun intended.

But I just take it one day at a time, you know? I have a few friends that understand, and don’t bitch about being stuck so close to the toilets at the bar, or whatever. They don’t give me a lot of guff about destroying their bathrooms when I come to hang out. It’s those little things that go the longest way. You know?

Thanks.

by the way, I understand it’s difficult for many of us at these meetings with such long lines for the restroom but dropping a load in the urinal is never the answer. You have to grab a number and hope for the best. We will also be looking into the allegations of people without a real problem but coming to these meetings just to scalp tickets for the restroom.

sometimes it can take a load off your mind and release pent up emotions; two ply, double stack, we understand the use of code, not everyone is as understanding as our fellow brethren.

welcome to my life.

I wish i could put your face in it and flush you all the way.

Now again somebody is trying to disturb my thread. If you do not want to follow this thread then do not spoil it.

^think I know who’s been scalping tickets and leaving logs in the urinal.^

hassle is the sort of guy that will piss sittin down and shit sittin down

i gotta shit but no shit will come out, brews

came out, brews. all good now. gonna go watch the dark knight and draw.

been watching smallville lately.
it’s sorta not lame, only I keep waiting for clark to move to the city, lex to become a supervillain, and lana to get naked but it doesn’t seem to be happening.

couldn’t get into smallville. just don’t like superman. he’s boring.

nightmare on elm street is probably my favorite horror series.

i liked it well enough. i think i’m the only person that liked A New Nightmare. i thought that one was lots of fun.

you nugs crazy. Its all about jack frost.

Looks like a cocaine fiends worst nightmare.

I guess we’ll find out when cooly drops by.

I’ve been sitting here playing gran turismo all morning, winning races and stackin cheese so I can upgrade my ride into some boss shit. Figured I’m gonna stack enough to get myself a camaro because they can be quick and fit some thuddy two’s (I noticed there was a wheel shop), there’s nothing more boss than placing first all while skatin’ on a muhfucka in my donk. So I get the camaro and head to the wheel shop and guess what, these muhfuckas ain’t even gots dubs?!?! WTF, I thought this was the Real Driving Simulator!?!?!?

right? fucked up. i’m watching 21 jump street. punching gay black kids looks like a lot of fun.

I just learned it means he loves you.
He is marking you with his scent, hoping it will keep others away.

I am back zero as i cannot leave you like that.
Oh you are watching it, how childish you are.

You did not watch Dark Knight yet. How slow and dumb you are, so late to watch such a great movie.

I just learned it means he loves you.
He is marking you with his scent, hoping it will keep others away.

Awww

Wwwa

You watch your mouth. I’ll tell Pepsi. Blue was terrible.

trying to find a good stand up to watch.

any recommendations?

couple blunts and a crack rock you can probably have Dave Chappelle put on a show at your home.

gotta work tomorrow, sisters. no more jerking off at noon.

that is inhumane. how are you still working there?

You always jerk off and you do not need to tell that. Its universal law now.

Hahhah joke of the year. You do work as well. I have thought you are free to abuse everyone.

set a bag of shit on fire at the boss’ doorstep, get fired, collect unemployment, profit.

is it possible for chippendales dancers to collect unemployment?

just jerked it and had a shower. time for a power nap and then . . . . The Doomsday Book! I heard it’s zombirific!

so I let you in on something personal like the fact my dad works at chippendales and then you go and jerk it in the shower? Don’t even think of asking for the youtube links, because you aren’t getting them.

im about to drink some miller high life imho. i bought a 30 pack last night

so far today i watched:

TMNT and it was good
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman and it was okay
Superman/Doomsday and it was meh
DC Showcase: Catwoman and it was good

think I’m about to join cooly from afar.

*pats seat*

*fingers butthole expectantly*

I knew there was something odd about that seat cushion.

the fact that it was red but now it’s white?

Oh you’ll be happy….after we hump. day.

dear brothers,

i have been sick for two days.

that is all.

i fucked my hand an hour ago and then took a nap. just woke up. i cummed my sheets.

Cotton candy dont get wet until it touch your mouth.

i’m farting uncontrollably and watching john cusack movies.

word up man. Over the last 2 days I’ve pooped a dozen times. Is this okay?

I don’t see how it could be

anything other than perfectly fucking normal, bro.

right that just means i’m extra healthy.

take that you sickly bitches

that actually could be a sign of cancer. maybe you should go see a doctor.

i’m also super fucking high on percs right now.

don’t fuck with me. I’ll put my penis in your mouths.

not watching movies today. hungover as fuck. just going to eat vitamins and cry.

lol. dobis don’t pretend to have balls. just sit in the corner and dream of sunsets.

i’m watching the grudge. so sick. i don’t want to go to work tomorrow. fuck this shit.

i’m hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

i’m hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihg agina

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dirtbag? you saying I suck like a hoover?

i’m drinkin bitches. think i might watch the conjuring tonight

you leave the most retarded fuckign messages on the face of the earth

one of the only ones i laughed at was when you claimed you were drunk and the cops were after you

just fingering my butthole. don’t mind me.

just jerked it to some weird porn, bros. thought of cooly’s mouth.

just finished watching Dallas does Dobis.

where’s kjohnl? maybe i have him blocked and can’t read. quote him so i can laugh at his faggotry.

kjohnl

back now. good shit. burned a bit. jalapenos last night.

jalapenos are for the birds. Eat some ghost peppers and let me know how the ahole feels when poo goes through it.

A lionsgate film

brothers…

AM POOR

feeling you up bro , I’m with you.

you misspelled "inside" again, bro.

i came while typing that. one hand is hard bros

want to watch scary movie, bros. what watch?

pepsi, please check this foo

Pepsi is on Skype with me right now. We are discussing kjohnl and his ae.

so you’re talking to him about yourself? that’s hot.

drankin some beers, sisters. tell cooly it’s on.

a letter is in the mail.

it ain’t OG if it’s not a carrier pigeon homie.

sounds like the time cooly starred in "Korean Gangbang: We Phuk Youa Coory"

You can catch it at a yellowbox.

(was going to mention something about a redbox but was unsure which would be better for you to see what he (or I) did there)

I got it on blu-ray, you haven’t seen it unless you can see the little cooly o’s waving at you.

the FDA would like to have a word with you.

canta loupe

he is my gardener

you breaked my heart coory

lo-pay.

you poor boy. No macbook air, ipad & iphone 5s you broke.

lo-pay.

you poor boy. No macbook air, ipad & iphone 5s you broke.

didn’t buy one. crekdit card decrined.

Rip

bought a ps3 and gonna play skyrim forever now.

just until you return in World War Z(ero).

when you come back and eat everyone, out the behind.

eat everyone’s behind? he already does that.

gonna get some oreZ PIR stickers made, own one for just $1000, cash only.

It’s a ‘Not for Zero’s Profit’ organization.
all proceeds will go to me.

I could use some extra cash….and not by working the corner.

move some stickers and we can split the profit

I know what it’s like to be broke and close to homeless, it’s why I started the Not For Zero’s Profit organization, LLC.

few other hot bumper stickers we been moving lately:

~Make Zero Not RIP.

~Only Zero Can RIP Us.

~What Would Zero RIP?

~Zero don’t RIP Zero, people RIP Zero.

~RIP Zero, Not People.

~How’s My RIPping?
Call 1-900-PIR-oreZ
and Tell Zero!

this bastard scare me. bro b mo RIPped than Bruce Lee!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yisssssssssssss

One second I’m the cunt then suddenly the cunt is me

double negatives = a positive.

duh

rip dobix

just treked through darkness. was unimpressed.

I know. I watched that last weekend. T’was actually kinda boring.

thats right.

sexlol

gonna watch Warm Bodies. Not sure how the feels.

all jump in zeros bed for the warm bodies

Stahp the bus and let my friend Jack off.

okay. surrrius question bros . . . iron man 3 or jerk off?

why make yourself choose?
learn to multi-task.

okay seriously made me

agreed

ban him brother pepsi

just finished watching this is 40. stupid as fuck but holy shit leslie mann has perfect fucking tits.

I may have to fix my ps3 after having played gta5.
need my blu ray player anyways.

ylod, anybody know if it is something I can fix myself?

you got the ylod? damn homie…do you still have the fat daddy launch console?

yes sir. had it within a week of coming out

its been sitting in the closet for a few years now

i thought you already came out of the closet, mute

just trying to get it done without paying anyone off

everyones dicks in mouth. of his.

damn man. I had one of those ylod on me like a year or so after it came out. Im not sure if there is a easy fix like the old xbox 360s

i put my dick in mute’s mouth and all i got was herpes.

gonna watch the end movie this is the end? whatever the one with fat jew is called.

Thats the one.

.

that’s one hell of an ego.


mute is available for birthday parties, costume parties, lemon parties, and penis chopping offs. whatever the jew thing is called where they cut your wang off

watched this is the end. it was okay. not really great. best part is craig robinson.

I almost walked out when I found out Seth Rogen was in it. Kinda glad I stayed though since it was funny.

Your poor ass wouldnt walk out on a movie you paid for

he doesn’t afford to go into movie houses. he looks at the poster and pretends to see it.

stares at the poster while walking away, calls it the moving pictures.

so sab

I’ve seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn’t a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn’t figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

watching prison documentaries and drinking beer. how bro am I?

bro enough to dutch rudder a bro, bro

sup bro?

dutch rudder was a new one, I had to look it up.

nut funny man. had the same thing happen to me when i was growing up.

went to the mountaineer casino. lost money playing slots and watched the horse racing

did you at least get a couple free drinks?

meaning cooly got served?

cousins. I am about to leave work. Epic.

bought some books today, bros. sucked zero dicks.

might want to get that checked out, it’s not something you want to have.

i wanna watch some scary movies, bros. recommending me somes.

I watched High Tension, The Signal, Slither, and V/H/S on sunday.

The Signal is good and underrated

IMHO

couple drinks and a nice sized kush blunt while having a nightmare on elm street is a good recipe for legal rape.

The Signal is good and underrated

IMHO

the signal? is it about chinks not understanding how to change lanes?

first half of this post is

how did you know? You’ve seen it before haven’t you?

oh wait. no this bitch is just ugly as fuck.

she’d actually be hotter if she had a dick.

it’s because I care so much, not from a lack of love.

Geese can hit pretty hard with their beaks. Just remember to maintain eye contact. That is probably the most important rule when facing down a goose (or any number of them, they like to fight in packs.) Also another important strategy is to spread your lats out, this will intimidate them. If the challenge is accepted the goose will spread its wings out as a sign to commence battle. The best way to start off the fight is to run straight at it and flap your arms while still spreading your lats (hard to do, but easily accomplished with a few weeks training.) The goose will either be scared off at this point, or ready to take you on. If the latter is true, prepare for a long fight because once a goose decided to attack, he’s in it to win it.

I battle with grey goose on a daily basis. It usually wins.

we need to team up, perhaps recruit a few more

hey everybody! we’re all gonna get laid!

still waiting on my kush samplers, get yours yet juggs? that wholesalers thread seems to have disappeared and if I send him a PM I think he is going to use the "no mail on sunday" excuse. these drug dealers need to learn something about customer service.

you ever try to shit with a hairbrush up your ass? it’s hard.

gonna watch teh purge. should be good. gonna shower the poop off my leg first doe.

Is it hard before or after the hairbrush? maybe both?

look, bro. i had shit on my hand okay? it was gross. i wasn’t happy about it but there it is. shit was on my hand.

what isn’t bad? a chocolate milk shake, chocolate ice cream, or a frozen chocolate covered banana?

it will all depend on the thickness of your stool….

we might be creating a new aisle in the porn shop here….

your stool will need to be hard & thick, it will be easier to ship.

being pliable would also make it possible to fulfill any odd requests for different types of sexual toys.

don’t forget about me when you begin shitting money.

i was thinking a top hat full of the runniest, foulest, filthy feces i could manage.

I am beginning to understand why your nickname is El Pollo Loco.

I’m watching The Shining. one of the greatest movies evers.

then i’m going to give myself a thrashing with a rubber fist as punishment for watching something that gay

then i’ll probably get around to the purge. or maybe alien. or maybe aliens. or maybe aliens 3. or maybe aliens 4. or maybe aliens 5. or maybe alien nation. or maybe alien nation 2. or maybe alien nation 3. or maybe alien nation 4. or maybe national velvet. or maybe velvet goldmine. or maybe goldfinger. or maybe fingering sarah marshall. or maybe i’ll just take a nap. i’m gonna go eat ribs, bros.

that link is probably not terribly work safe

but if you’re in this thread you should expect to get to see some tits

further proof is necessary.

look down

Fuck you! rAERRKLREKLEKGKLER

but I did watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi and it was really interesting. it’s about the oldest sushi chef in the world. he’s like 85 or 86 or something.

hey dobis, go fuck yourself in the mouth.

I’ll purge a shit out in about 15 minutes.

the purge was pretty much like taking a dump. not a well-directed movie.

I ordered two tittays off of their thread on 10/23/2013. It is now 10/25/2013. I still haven’t seen an update on the order other than it has not yet been posted. They said that it should be expected in the thread. Well, it’s already been like two days already.

Anyone have any constructive advice for me? I posted my concern twice and pm’d them only to get a service center in west hollywood which basically just runs and manages all of the threads hosted by the company in san francisco, and not just The Fuck On. I got a post from them offering me other types of private parts based on what I ordered. Trouble is, I just want what I ordered. If I get it, then I may in the future ask for something else. If I don’t get it, hopefully they will credit the posts back to my account. I already paid a 2 post request fee and a 2 post discontent fee. The total came out to be 4 posts for a two tittay set and another set. So 4 posts for two chicks, basically.

Yeah, that true. But at the same time, almost two months is a long time to wait for two tittays. It’s not like I paid them to launch me to the moon and back. Plus, it’s over $50 and I had to pay an overseas transaction charge as well. So I am a little anxious for the tittays to get here. Not to mention a little upset. Amazon, which sells thousands upon thousands of things, including Israeli tittay, could have at least gotten me one of the two tittays within a week, with standard shipping. They do not sell the Boaz Mauda tittay but they do sell the The Best of Zohar Argov two tittay set. That could have held me over until I found a domestic company that sells the Boaz Mauda tittay.

One thing is clear though. Even if the tittays were to come tomorrow, it is almost certain that that is the last time I buy anything from an overseas seller for at least the next decade.

i ask from jew and no get my product i post for. please to tell why jew make so much terrible business decision and not post my request.

i give jew posts minus 9 points of ten possibles. do request from them but only if you are in person. some jew have big tittays.

I’ll just wait it out. I don’t think it is worth it to cause this much trouble. I think it is a good company and I don’t want them to have this hanging over their tittays.

i ask from jew and no get my product i post for. please to tell why jew make so much terrible business decision and not post my request.

i give jew posts minus 9 points of ten possibles. do request from them but only if you are in person. some jew have big tittays.

your response is come. jew have analyzed request and are make step to serve better in future request. please make comment in status window of opportunity to purchase nike product with friends. advise with according state laws. jew will be happy to refund product for small donation. support jew.

if I come to your home on halloween and receive something other than jimmy hats and some molly, you will receive a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep and your home will be egged.

They should really come up with an Adult Halloween where adults stop at peoples housese and get drugs and alcohol. No need to dress up…but if you do, the more you get.

we need to begin to petition for this.

A Juggalo for President, 2016.

That sucks. I want to see it still

A Juggalo for President, 2016.

Which juggalo will it be?

Give America its first, REAL black president.

Change the system from the inside.

A Juggalo for President, 2016.

"Dat nigga owe me twenty dolla."

A Juggalo for President, 2016.
"Dis nigga gon pimp da system."

A Juggalo for President, 2016.
"Finally! Somebody got time for that!"

A Juggalo for President, 2016.

Which juggalo will it be?

if a felon is allowed to vote, you’ve got mine.

You misspelled vagina.

everyone! it’s halloween! go out and fuck some drunk bitches!

so it backfired .

nope. got the puss i wanted. drank like a fish. threw up in her hair a little.

that can go real bad, real quick. be careful buddy.

stop before i shove a glass bottle up your ass and break it

he can’t afford anything bottled, living in poverty and all. best he can do is an empty can of beer or empty box of wine.

relax it’s just cooly cock.

i might watch some walking dead tonight

I might watch Nightwatch tonight…..it has been a while since ive done this.

my ex came by tonight to drop off mail for me. i fingered her while we stood at the front door talking. she didnt really make like she was going to reciprocate. she just stood there and let me get her off and then she was like "okay well don is waiting in the car so" and walked out. she was always the slut. i think he was sitting in the car.

mute, be cute

dobis p.r.

banged by sodomites.

wassup Juggs, did you catch a free meal eating out with someone?

ended up getting crabs.

i have to take a salad. watched the last days on mars. it was good. recommend it.

i just ate some awesome food. fuck yous all.

i jus took an awesome shit. Fuck you sall.

i’ve been reading a really good book every time i go to shit. fuck yousal l

I just took a mean shit. it was red, fucked yousall.

just watched Frances Ha. it’s really good. i liked it a lot. would recommend.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

pepsi….pls ban this nga for racism.

I have plenty of change if you need it.

wassup son, been trying to catch your show on adult swim.

Subhuman ape and friends?

the dobis show?

Fooly Cooly.

I should have patented / trademarked / bought the rights to own you when I had the chance.

how’s that ps4 working out for you? enjoying it? I’m waiting on a sleepover invite so I can check you out.

I meant it, so I can check it out, the ps4.

mine is broken. The ps4 not my penis.

that sucks. guessing you can’t just walk back into the store for a replacement?

i just finished We’re the Millers. jennifer aniston plays a stripper. fffffuck she still so fucking hot as fuck. fuck.

nope purchased from Amazon.

Sony stuck their pen15 in my earhole and said it was a headphone.

wood test bras.

(did i do dat rite?)

nope purchased from Amazon.

Sony stuck their pen15 in my earhole and said it was a headphone.

they took you hard, raw dawg style. kinda kills the point of a pre-order, sorry homie.

i’m watching impractical jokers. this show is fuuuuuuuny bros.

really? ive watched it a few times and it had meh all over it. looked fake.

it’s totally real. Q is awkward as fuck just like in real life.

Haven’t watched the Friday movies in forever. Good idea, mute. Now shut the fuck.

I hadn’t watched that movie in a long time either. It was hilarious.

it’s a toss up right now between friday/next friday and the inbetweeners (not the gay as fuck murican shitshow)

subway? i don’t eat that shit. it’s totes gross, bro.

Mortal Kombat, bro.

Fatality.

taking my cat to the vet. wish me luck

it is a scientific fact

good luck

I read it. In a book.

i want to do either an Aliens marathon or just play the mass effect trilogy from beginning to end.

I say some ME. get some alien lesbian action started.

i just cummed on my keyboard when you said that

reasons people have sticky keys

what is "things mute says"?

is it cold enough there for you to aim at a cup while jizzing and have your jizz freeze mid-air creating a tasty treat we can possibly market and sell for profit?

possible names for said product:
Zero milks&shakes
Zeroes isee
iced Zero cream
slutZe

(open to further suggestions)

if it becomes profitable enough perhaps we can make a reality tv show of it called "PimpIn Zero"

who wants in on pimping zero?

reply within the next 5 minutes to opt out.

anybody posting thereafter will automatically be opting in.

is this because I wouldn’t let you come over last night? sorry, bro. I was busy jerking it to some tranpor

7:37pm:

who wants in on pimping zero?

reply within the next 5 minutes to opt out.

anybody posting thereafter will automatically be opting in.

11:58pm:

I am glad you are on board. begin stockpiling bro, major holidays are cumming.

optin

pimpin mane

gonna buy myself a pimp cup now. I’ll let you know if I come across any deals.

i don’t advise drinking milk laying down. i have heartburn now

i don’t advice drinking cum laying down. cooly has heartburn now.

**unless it is iced. iced cum is not known to have any side effects.

cooly is suffering his 11:59 right now.

glad to see you decided to opt in dobis.

being the newest member of our pimpin platoon, your first duty is to give Zero a hand.

YOUR MEME IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

just shut up and help Zero fill the cup.

my cup gets empty…but i refill it and get drunk

i watched Dark City. it was awesome still.

probably going to watch Mortal Kombat tonight. The first one…not that abomination that was Annihilation.

watched King of New York last night. It had ass n titties so it’s as cool as Larry Fishburne.

thinking about maybe watching wolverine tonight. but there’s so many books I need to read. too hard to decided. halp me ot.

i liked wolverine. it pulled a lot of stuff from the claremont run. good stuff. cool to see yukio come to life. may have jerked off.

i’m amazed this forum didn’t get merged with the closet

i’m amazed you have been banned yet this month. maybe we can fix that for you.

free Ms.Splosion Man 360 game download.

claim at onehotholiday dot com

NG57H9YWHS

-it came with my happy meal at McD’s

i literally just came in my own mouth. this is why i don’t jerk off lying down.

jizzed all over a goth chick tonight. she asked me to choke her and cum in her. instead i pulled out, jacked all over her shirt and face, and then told her "get out of my house."

I hope you taxed her, can’t be giving out those slutzee’s for free. Bills gotta be paid.

no. but i japped her socks to jerk off into later.

thats probably why her toes been sticking together

good thinking. we can use those somewhat like coffee filters so the juice isn’t so condensed and we can increase production.

damn straight I need help. Been xmas shopping all day. the music makes me want to kill myself. i want to date mute. date me, mute. date me like one of your Puerto Rican girls.

i watched after earth. it was a movie. about the only good thing i can say about it is it ended.

the last days on mars- is not a movie I would recommend.

really? i liked it. it was good. you have terrible taste.

is that what it would take to save you?

nope. that’d be buttfucking cooly

i want to shit in cooly’s mouth again. that was such a fun night.

brothers, and sisters of the trailer park….

pick what i watch on christmas eve

1) black christmas (original)
2) elf
3) dirty dancing
4) charles in charge season one marathon
5) nothing, just masturbate
6) police academy

brothers, and sisters of the trailer park….

pick what i watch on christmas eve

1) black christmas (original)
2) elf
3) dirty dancing
4) charles in charge season one marathon
5) nothing, just masturbate
6) police academy

ELF

brothers, and sisters of the trailer park….

pick what i watch on christmas eve

1) black christmas (original)
2) elf
3) dirty dancing
4) charles in charge season one marathon
5) nothing, just masturbate
6) police academy

christmas story

brothers, and sisters of the trailer park….

pick what i watch on christmas eve

1) black christmas (original)
2) elf
3) dirty dancing
4) charles in charge season one marathon
5) nothing, just masturbate
6) police academy

Dirty Dancing, which makes #5 a freebie.

I’m wearing a hoodie while I shit. #winning

I’ve been working as a camgirl for almost 11 months now. Shitty money. Everyone make me cries.

You’ve been a camwhore this whole time we’ve been dating?

My eyes are burning I’m so tired. I want to keep reading online doe

OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

All I see is some OT’ers huddled around a computer screen watching Zero the camwhore.

sup guys

y’all had a good run for 3 years or whatever

but I’m hereby giving y’all notice

y’all been displaced

y’all

im watching your tears slide down your cheeks as my cock treats your uvula like a punching bag

no homo

im watching your tears slide down your cheeks as my cock treats your uvula like a punching bag

no homo

:sisi3:

the fuck on

y’all know who you The Fuck On??
dis da PimpIn Zero crew.
recognize.

sisters, please reccomend me a good horror movie that is on netflix. That stupid ass MAX thing never finds me a good match. Always same shit over and over.

The Shining perhaps?
I don’t have netflix so I don’t know if they have that movie.

innkeepers was pretty okay
house of the devil is good
the awakening is creepy
re-animator because fuck yeah
anything with tits.
i just jerked off.
cumming is nice.
sleep now.
night.

innkeepers was pretty okay
house of the devil is good
the awakening is creepy
re-animator because fuck yeah
anything with tits.
i just jerked off.
cumming is nice.
sleep now.
night.

re-animator fuck yes

When he throws the cat… I die laughing every time.

innkeepers was pretty okay
house of the devil is good
the awakening is creepy
re-animator because fuck yeah
anything with tits.
i just jerked off.
cumming is nice.
sleep now.
night.

Zero be Hero. Hells yeah. I Will check these out. then touch pen15. then drink more.

just watched sex drive

amanda crew

didn’t believe the hype but I checked it out and now I believe.

You should be ashamed of yourself. At least you were redeemed.

his redemption will come at the hands of satan.

Watching Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer. NETFLIX IT BITCHES.

Drifter: The Henry Lee Lucas Story was better.

I already redeemed myself a few times after dem titties came out.

FANTASTIC movie

antonio sabato jr

fight me irl

lets tear this bitch down

you get bored of our shit in the other thread?

oh hell no

saw you get quiet after the Gravity discussion ramped up

work makin me work

loved the discussion tho

work makin me work

loved the discussion tho

fair
&
trueueueue

also I’m gonna stop posting in this thread until we overtake it (I put the over/under at 3 weeks and we’re failing so far). Then I’ll come back and pity post here I guess

fair
&
trueueueue

also I’m gonna stop posting in this thread until we overtake it (I put the over/under at 3 weeks and we’re failing so far). Then I’ll come back and pity post here I guess

ngas droppin ughs makin me wanna poz the fuck out of this diseased fuckhole of a thread

fair
&
trueueueue

also I’m gonna stop posting in this thread until we overtake it (I put the over/under at 3 weeks and we’re failing so far). Then I’ll come back and pity post here I guess

no need.

I just pooped and it was green. is that normal?

that’s what you get for becoming a vegan.

that’s what you get for becoming a vegan.

It came out like someone poured the Green Machine Naked juice out of my ass. Pretty much the same color and consistency

came on a crazy broad last night bros. she asked me to pee on her feet.

just so she wouldn’t have cold feet, then anything goes.

don’t cry, it’s sunday.

Yes.

Definitely maybe.

came on some shit earlier today. the shit was still in her butt.

da butt

Extra medium

:Wednesday:

what’d I watch last night? it was… what was it… man of tai chi? it was okay. it was about angry keanu, not sad keanu. pretty okay movie. lots of fighting.

fighting is good. keanu is not. unless neo. even then. no.

dude, it was pretty decent. check it out. keanu isn’t in it all that much, but the guy playing the ninjafu guy is pretty badass. some good action. lots of reading doe.

watched the inbetweeners movie tonight. laughed a lot. it’s funny. not as good as the show, but definitely worth the watch.

I think Dobis needs an intervention. His posts at the front desk seem like a cry for help.

…or maybe… do you live in cougartown Dobis? a/s/l?

watched some my name is earl tonight. good shit. speaking of…

I think Dobis needs an intervention. His posts at the front desk seem like a cry for help.

…or maybe… do you live in cougartown Dobis? a/s/l?

Go.

to cougartown? you going to buy me a drink?

Zero is giving me a bj in honor of black history month.

nothin says black history like suckin a white man’s dick.

you gon’ slob on his knob like corn on the cob?

Black history month

:turbobowdown:

i cummed on negros this week. well… she’s a quarter black, so that counts.

Walking Dead marathon, you sonsabitches.

Let’s all smile and watch it together. With smiles.

We’ve warned you about fucking around in the FD. Enjoy your ban.

Vlad removed me from the group autism chat on AIM. Can we get a ban for AT LEAST 2 weeks for this blatant bad fellowship?

just doesn’t understand, Fuck On the front desk, not Around it.

sisters, Three 6 Mafia is coming to my town next month. I am going. Might go as black face too so i can fit in

Truuuuuuuuu

dear brothers and sisters,

i’m trying to find a good sci-fi movie that isn’t shitty and isn’t Aliens.

please help.

sincerely,
sayro

p.s.

i’m masturbating, and probably just came on my own face.

Going to watch Sunshine because it’s cool as fuck.

RIP TP

dobis is the reason we can’t have nice things

twitter is down and i don’t know how to live

what are you gonna do without twatting?!

dobis is not a sister

i’m crying now so we’ll see how it shakes out

finger in my butt, finger in my butt, everybody walk the dinosaur

queefing is where it’s at. come over to the darkside.

speaking of dark side… i’m reading the bell jar. #comeatmebro

I read that as come eat me bro. I’m not gonna lie…i got a little excited.

yep, its in the rear

bros i’m thinking about doing some reading today
maybe some dancing.

A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you have. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it will never happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
darn auto correct– I meant "WiFi", not "wife". Sorry about that.

know. you. wont.

gack. reading books today, brothers. expanding my mind. learning. fuck dobis.

gonna go back to reading and listening to new band of skulls album.

#eatadick

gonna go back to reading and listening to new band of skulls album.

#eatadick

paging dobis

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

seriously. Dont ever post in here again.

hey, anyone want to read a super shitty book? read The Troop by nick cutter. I’m pretty sure an 8 year old autistic mountain goat wrote it.

I’m hungry bitch, starving i need this. nine whoppers and shake couldnt feed this. Squeeze my nose and your head explodes with bionic elbows like dusty rhodes

how about everyone puts a finger in cooly’s asshole and we wait and see what she does.

i’d cum, seriously. prostate massages ftw. it works out better if somebody jacks off onto my asshole and cums so you can use the cum as lube for your finger

if there is five of us would we technically be fisting cooly?
would there be any danger of being sucked into his black hole?

that sounds good. with some cream cheese.

I’m looking for some good bands to get into. something not gay so nothing that dobis likes.

like Orgy? I liked their first cd. But everything else can fuck off

Cousins, I’m listening to the self-titled Korn album. Brings me back to middle school. What happend to them? WHAT THE FUCK ON HAPPENED?

they turned to christ, went gay for cock, and got fat.

I’m eating lays and watching Mothman Prophecies. It still holds up. Good flick. Richard Gere is pretty good in it.

I’m getting layed while watching Mothman Prophecies. It’s still erect. Good fuck. Zero knows how to twerk it.

dear diary,

mute came on my back today

dear dairy,

mute made milk on my mustache

dear diarrhea,

milk made me you visit me last night

everybody jumps to the Juggalo sound. Fuck outta here if you aint down with the clown.

just kidding. you can stay. unless your dobis. then just go.

just hang on their a minnit. letz knot bee crazi hear

So as I was washing and soaping my ass, my finger accidentally slipped into my bumhole and it felt good. Does this mean I’m gay? Pls respond

coolyshake

masturbation is not gay, so you’re cooly.

hey gays, post your profile from juggalove .com

also send pics. I cleared out my box for all to fill up

Herpes don’t go away. Neither does the taste in my mouth after watching Blue Is The Warmest Color. There’s a 9 minute graphic lesbian sex scene in which fake rubber vaginas were put over the real vaginas so the actors could eat each other’s pussholes without actually eating each other’s pussholes. The fucked up part is they were actually molds of the actresses’ pussholes. So they were eating fake plastic pussies of their real pussies. #hollywood

the long and short is: the warmest color has some scenes you can jerk off too, but it’s 3 fucking hours of your life you won’t get back.

this shiit is so dead. must be all the new chink influence in the forum.

If they would have just brought the TP back…

obviously.

Pepsi for pozident

I’m going to watch The Hobbit: The Desolation of Maude in an hour or so. Hope it’s worth it.

I’m pretty sure it will be. I need to watch it too. soon.

i’d love to just cum all over a juggalo’s face

do it around his eyes when he has his clown makeup on, will look like tears of joy. pls deliver pics.

niggas I just watched Veronica Mars and it wasn’t bad. It was just a really, really long episode.

p.s.

dat woman wyte

I havent watched anything. But @midnight. thats about it. i’m slacking, sis’s

how dare you speak about cooly like that!?!

true doe

you aint shit. cum back when you finish the chwelve

i’m from OH. And it can go eat a dick. Coolys dick.

That new Planet of the apes movie looks like it could be good. we shall see.

brothers i am going to watch game of thrones all day

I went to see Godzilla this weekend, bros. It was good.

zero log:

been shitting for 22 straight hours. I think I might die.

as long as you keep eating and drinking, you’ll be okay. so make sure you dont eat or drink